Female butts are WAY TOO CLEAN in porn and its a turn off seeing those DRY and super clean female butts. ITS NOT NATURAL. Do you think in real life lesbian or hetero couples clean their female butts right before sex, 69 or masturbation? ALMOST NEVER. Picture 2 women living together or 1 alone. They go about their daily routine either go to work or stay at home. They take a soapy bath in the morning, they eat, go to the washroom and just wipe themselves a bit. Then they put back on their panties or pantyhose, the female cun gets wet and the cum flows naturally to her butt for an interesting mixture-take a wiff and its excitment(thats why males go crazy for female panties), they may go to the washroom again hours later then a half hour later ITS SEX. THEY DONT WASH THEIR FEMALE BUTT JUST BEFORE. When a female gets really horny after waiting like all day or after coming home from college(18 and over), she doesnt give a F about washing her butt, she wants orgasm and what a turn on for her to feel a vibrator on her dirty wet butt as she smells the vibrator too. They always spread their legs wide and smell their fingers as a turn on. When 2 females are really desperate for climax after waiting all day there not going to wash their asses all they care about at that time is to lay on each other totally wet flowing to their interesting asses as their wet cuns and butts rub together to orgasm, or get in 69, or a male with a female in 69 spreaded butt cheeks lick up and down and ITS NOSE IN FEMALE BUTT for that extra excitement. The females all dont wash their butts before that ONLY IN PORN THEY DO and this is a turn off. I want to see whats naturally there in porn which is like a br spot as the female goes on all four's, while anal and the dick comes out for some mintues to get a good natural view of her butt and wet cun, legs up bent at knees and spreaded, females spreading their butt cheeks, to see how a real upskirt wet panty looks like with br spot, etc. Its a turn on to see and smell whats naturally there NOT when its a super clean dry female butthole. Get it?
I'm very much in to anal and my partners always have a clean butt. So do I for that matter. But that's always with g/f's...I only had one P4P partner ever that really was into anal; she was clean too. If a partner had a stanky butt, we'd shower before resuming the action.
Everybody here knows I'm all about the female butthole. I'll also say that scatological humor = sometimes brilliant!
But an actual obsession in dirty buttholes = non-brilliant.
Seriously girls and boys, slap some listermint up there! If I've learned anything from reading TUSCL it is that listermint is a wonder substance. Dip your dick in listermint and you cure any STDs. Wash your butt with listermint and it is clean and minty fresh!
Also, I am curious about a psychological issue. For those of you that ignore people, why do you continue to engage?
I didn't realize that Hugh_G._Rection had me on ignore until I tried to PM him with a "not me, but his post was kind of funny!" message about pdude69!
I don't really care that Hugh_G._Rection doesn't want to read what I post. He seems like a nice enough guy and certainly hasn't said anything that bothers, offends, or bores me so I'm not putting him on ignore.
But I'm curious why he wants to bring me up if I bother, bore, or offend him. I think a lot of people who are bothered by trolls would be trolled less if they didn't announce that they are ignoring people and comment about how much they're bothered by certain people!
No disrespect to Hugh_G._Rection. To be fair to him I don't think he announced that he was ignoring me. Or if he did I don't remember.
This was just a general observation. There seem to be a number of folk on here that spend a lot of time discussing how they are offended by person X or person Y or how person X or person Y has created a new alias. If person X or person Y offends you to the point where you want to ignore them just ignore them. That's the brilliant way! ;)
I have a couple people on ignore, and I can tell when I missed something from a subsequent post....but that's a small price to pay for not wading through their shit. 4get, I can't see why anyone would have YOU on ignore! You always have reasonable posts and are frequently quite funny!
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clean butts and I cannot lie.
Seriously, who here has never seen a stripper with a shit stained butthole and thought, "bleach that thing, bitch.". Cunt juices mixed with shit stains, urine drips, and crotch sweat? Count me out.
And I agree with Rockstar on why I choose to ignore a few people. It makes for much easier discussion experience when your not scrolling through pages of incoherent rambling, daily manifestos, personal vitriol, and trollfare.
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But an actual obsession in dirty buttholes = non-brilliant.
Seriously girls and boys, slap some listermint up there! If I've learned anything from reading TUSCL it is that listermint is a wonder substance. Dip your dick in listermint and you cure any STDs. Wash your butt with listermint and it is clean and minty fresh!
Listermint = brilliant! ;)
I didn't realize that Hugh_G._Rection had me on ignore until I tried to PM him with a "not me, but his post was kind of funny!" message about pdude69!
I don't really care that Hugh_G._Rection doesn't want to read what I post. He seems like a nice enough guy and certainly hasn't said anything that bothers, offends, or bores me so I'm not putting him on ignore.
But I'm curious why he wants to bring me up if I bother, bore, or offend him. I think a lot of people who are bothered by trolls would be trolled less if they didn't announce that they are ignoring people and comment about how much they're bothered by certain people!
This was just a general observation. There seem to be a number of folk on here that spend a lot of time discussing how they are offended by person X or person Y or how person X or person Y has created a new alias. If person X or person Y offends you to the point where you want to ignore them just ignore them. That's the brilliant way! ;)
like
clean butts and I cannot lie.
Seriously, who here has never seen a stripper with a shit stained butthole and thought, "bleach that thing, bitch.". Cunt juices mixed with shit stains, urine drips, and crotch sweat? Count me out.