Shaving stripper bush

I've never asked and I hope no stripper ever asks if she can shave my genitals. I'm not letting one near me with a razor. :)

Interesting. I never realized that young women might be embarrassed by having a hairy pussy but I guess it makes sense. Bare is all that they've ever known.

I don't share this fetish. My thing is to lick pussy which is not hard to get. I understand why strippers would not want you to shave them. But I can't understand why they wouldn't let you watch if you're willing to pay. Perhaps they are embarrassed but I would think that cash would help them get over that quickly. You are offering them more than a $5 Starbucks gift card, aren't you?

Of the few dancers I was able to inspect, none had a bush. Much to my dismay.

And I thought I had issues

Where's Gawker?

I'm sure he has a story in regards to something like this.

Lol no stripper want to risk a cliterectomy at the hands of an amateur barber!

Well, now that you ask:
Shortly after I started seeing my ATF OTC, I was driving to meet her and she called me, screaming - she needed my help right away. I went to her apartment and she was in the parking lot visibly upset.
It was a hot summer day and she had a tiny pair of shorts and a strap tee shirt and no bra and looked edible. She and her BF lived together, but he was in state prison at the time. She calmed down enough to tell me she had found bed bugs in her apartment. I went in and lifted the side of the queen sized mattress and saw hundreds of the little buggers scurrying around. She was useless, so I wrestled the box spring & mattress down the stairs and out to the dumpster. I then bought a box of trash bags and bagged all her clothing and all of her boy friend's and brought them to a commercial laundry to be washed in water at least 200 degrees F.
Then back to the apartment, threw out any open food and about 4 hours of cleaning. We then went to a hotel and we were both covered in dirt and sweat. We showered together and she dropped to her knees and slowly took me in her mouth. Then PTUI - she spit out a pubic hair. She started engulfing my erect dick again and - PTUI - another pubey. "Damn it" she said. Would you mind shaving your bush so I can enjoy your dick?
I told her she could shave mine if I could shave hers. I had planned on spending the night and had my shaving gear and extra razors. I also had a small pair of scissors and she wisely trimmed the hair before applying shaving cream and putting the razor to my dick, balls, and groin area.
She had shaved 3 or 4 days earlier but I put my all into ensuring that she had the smoothest pussy within 100 miles. I found it to be a great turn on to squat before her spread legs and to gently spread her labia and clean away the stubble. We had a million laughs with comments and wise cracks about each others' genitals. In fact to this day I frequently mention her wise crack.

JS69,
Usually I offer one or two extra Benji's. But once I offered 100 times the amount of that Starbucks card to a stripper that I was seeing OTC on a regular basis and still got shot down. Up to that point she had no limits. And I mean no limits! ;)

On another note, tittyfag, why don't you stop pretending to be a wigger with that fake Ebonics shit and go do your homework instead.

Gawker, great story. Mine is not as good. The only time I got to shave a pussy was when one of my favorite strippers showed up at my place after being AWOL for over a week. Think she may have been in the slammer (she had lots of run-ins with the law). Anyway she said she had to shave before we got it on. I said I wanted to shave her bush. She got all embarrassed and initially refused. I asked if at least I could see it. She would only pull her panties foreward so I could look down and see she had a moderate size bush going. Anyway we bargained back and forth. Finally she said yes, but she had to trim it first. So she locks herself in the bathroom. Then comes out with just a little bit of fuzz left. So I got to shave that off. But I'm not complaining since at least the area she left was her labia.

I have no desire to shave any part of anyone else.

I want Gawker to collect all his stories into a book.

Brilliant idea jackslash! I actually think a book of crazy TUSCL stories would be a success. gawker could have a couple of chapters! ;)

A rickdugan chapter would also be good. I've expressed skepticism about rickdugan's stories because they seem so over the top and he seems to be such a d-bag. But the guy does spin an entertaining yarn!

lapdanceking82 could also fill a chapter or two, and I believe that guy! His stuff is ace! ;)

I don't remember reading other vajmon posts but this suggests he could provide some good stories!

desertscrub could write the epilogue! You'd be aces for the prologue jackslash! ;)

^^^ That would be one short epilogue.

The only two words in it would be: "Club Ad!!"

That's interesting that you've asked and been turned down, especially after offering to pay extra for it. I could see them refusing to let it grow out so you could shave it/watch them shave, or maybe refusing to let you shave it, or watch them shave it in a style outside of their preferred one.

I have no interest in watching girls shave or do anything in the bathroom aside from maybe fooling around in the shower from time to time. That said, seeing a girl shave happens frequently enough that I don't really notice it as out of the ordinary any more. I've had some ask if they can shave first, some ask to shower or use the bathtub, then end up doing all sorts of shit including shaving. I walk them to the bathroom and grab a towel/washcloth from the linen closet and walk out. Well, I try to walk out. They're all a bunch of chatterboxes & start up a conversation as I walk out or shortly after. I remember one girl coming running out into the living room butt naked, dripping wet, body wash bottle in her hand, half covered in suds screaming "where'd you go" in full on panic mode. Sometimes I get far enough away to not be able to understand what they're saying but still able to tell that they're talking. I'll admit its a bit of a shock to walk into a bathroom that's been transformed into a stripper dressing room, complete with naked chick spread eagle in the tub seemingly haphazardly waving a razor around her pussy without even looking.