Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees Crazyjoe crouched down behind a log.
"My what big eyes you have, Mr Joe", says Little Red Riding Hood.
Joe jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees Crazyjoe again. This time he is crouched behind a tree stump.
"My what big ears you have, Mr Joe", says Little Red Riding Hood.
Again Joe jumps up and runs away. Some distance further down the road Little Red Riding Hood again encounters the Crazyjoe, this time crouched behind a road sign.
"My what big teeth you have, Mr Joe", taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
With that Crazyjoe jumps up and screams... "Will you fuck off, I'm trying to take a shit !"
There weren't any McDonalds around.