A mission statement is: a formal summary of the aims and values of a company, organization, or individual.
Certainly TUSCL is a organization in a way LOL.
What do you think would be the best mission statement for TUSCL?
I'm gonna go with, "Extras and OTC is the ultimate mission, but you will have trials and tribulations, keep working at it, and eventually you will crack the code."


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A circle jerk off pathetic faggots with the aim of convincing each other they are RICH STUDs because they achieved the non-accomplishment of succeeding in paying hookers for sex.
Tuscl or any strip club message board is about sharing experiences -- either 1. as reviews or 2. in the forum. Then other mongers can use information others have shared so that one can have a better experience, club more wisely.
That's why the sharing of information is critical.
Mongers like desertscrub who unload on people not properly sharing information -- or at least failing to make an attempt, and demonstrate an attempt however feeble -- he is 100% to call them out. Also when mongers like Chili Palmer call out people for writing fake reviews, plagiarizing, or other diluting the signal to noise ratio in the forum, he's also 100% right to call people out on that.
It doesn't matter whether this is Tuscl, SCJ, Zbone, or alt.sex.strip-clubs (ass-c). Share information and intel. Learn. Come back and share more intel. I don't think we can list extras or OTC as a goal since that's not universal. It's a by-product. But it's not universal. Every monger is different. rickdugan said it best, Tuscl is customer version of hustle hut (from the pink site).
I think Dougster is accurate. I will soon reach RICH STUD status!!
Dougster shares a valuable shortcut. There seems to be some strippers who offer sex as part of their business model. They have no qualms about asking me. So I don't see why the inverse (just ask them) shouldn't also work. Just ask.
"That Fishsticks is a retard."
That good enough?
^ See. That's sharing valuable information. Now other people can make in informed choice. :)
post was in reference to shailynn (in case anyone has him on ignore).
TUSCL Mission: To provide knowledge and comfort to losers who cannot get love or sex for free.
Well it does look like Fishsticks is paying attention in Economics class at school.
He's been trolling the site for 1 year and now takes it upon himself to draft the mission statement. Is this something sort of homework assignment?
One douche schoolboyand a bunch Trolls. How's that for your mission statement.
You're right Dominic, not everyone on TUSCL is interested in extras or OTC.
"To get you laid no matter how much of a loser you are"
T.U.S.C.L.
" Best Consumer Reviews for your Auto needs"
Mission Statements? Is that still a thing? Did you just read Covey's 7 habits?
Let me guess.... ".... but you will have trials and tribulations, keep working at it, and eventually you will crack the code."
Larry, if you get out your secret decoder ring that they mailed you I'm betting your answer will be "Drink more Ovaltine" .
Sorry. They don't sell that at Strip Clubs, Larry.
To provide a platform for the strip club enthusiast aka Pathetic Loser (PL) to discuss the strip clubbing pasttime with other PLs while remaining actively engaged with strippers, both inside and outside the club.
For those who have nothing and live in their mom's basement.
SJG
Where we learn to stretch that dollar and pinch that penny :)
But srsly everyone has different reasons for going which is what makes it interesting.
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