unprotected ITC BBFS

gammanu95
You can unfriend me, unfollow me, and unlike me; but you cannot unlick my butthole
Okay, so unprotected and BBFS are repetitive, but they both mean I fucked up. I'm smarter than this; even when I make bad choices, I keep smart about them. Even so, I had BBFS ITC with a DS. But while I'm walking around with pussy residue on my penis, I cannot for the life of me remember what the hell was going through my mind 10 minutes ago. I don't even go unprotected with civvies, much less sex workers. Then, I realized one undisputable fact, a fact which made me invulnerable to the consequences of that foolish act. So, I went looking for porn star Lizz Taylor, who I had seen earlier last evening, to have another round of consequence-free BBFS. Instead, I found myself in the front yard of my childhood home, with my two current dogs, surrounded by cowboys on horseback and cattle.
When I looked at my alarm clock it was 2:58am. I had a mid-dream realization that I was dreaming, which prevented it from turning into some STD nightmare. Maybe I need to lay off the clubs for a bit.
Any other mongers have some truly vivid, bizarre, strip club dreams?

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jackslash
8 years ago
I dream about strip clubs all the time, and the dreams are usually bizarre. Last night I dreamed that my ATF was standing over me for a dance and rubbing her thong in my face. That's not bizarre. However, I once dreamed that I had to move the Flight Club 44 feet to the west, and I trying to figure out how to do it.
Subraman
8 years ago
I wish I had SC dreams!
Dougster
8 years ago
When RickyBoy's daughters get to be of age and start working as strippers, I'll be in the club running The System and may even play some RUSSIAN roulette and try a little BBFS with them.
vincemichaels
8 years ago
jackslash, you just wanted to get rid of that hideous furniture store just west of The Flight Club. I have wanted to park there, but the signs in the lot saying don't do it, have always dissuaded me.
Papi_Chulo
8 years ago
I assume I've had a SC dream at some point but can't recall one.
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
"unprotected and BBFS are repetitive"

Not sure if I understand this. You mean that once you have done it once, you will do it again?

Well, we need to find ways to make sex safe. Money should be invested in this.

SJG
Hugh_G_Rection
8 years ago
"....walking around with pussy residue on my dick..."
From my understanding the best things you can do after a lapse of judgement that transfer bodily fluids is to 1) piss and 2) wash Mr. Happy with soap and water. Makes transmission less likely, but not as unlikely as if you wore a condom on junior.

Good luck, if it itches and burns, seek help and it wouldn't hurt to get checked out otherwise. And yes, I can't help but mention that Planned Parenthood does not just do abortion services, they are a place you can get tested without having to explain things to the family doctor that your significant other might also get privvy to in spite of Hippa laws...
gammanu95
8 years ago
I thought Listermint was the panacea? No matter, as I said, thankfully it was just a dream. I've been listening to some classic Eminem albums, including Obie Trice, which is probably why that stuck out in my dream.
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
Shailynn is the main advocate here of Listerine. I don't know if he actually brings that into strip clubs.

Planned Parenthood is the go to place for all matters of reproductive health. It is a godsend. We would be seriously hurting without it.

About the original post, thinking about it. Obviously people need to make some careful choices. It was not that many years back that most people seemed to feel that BBFS was irresponsible. Attitudes do seem to be changing, and I am not sure if this change is warranted or not.

We should be putting serious money into better contraception and STD prevention. We need to find better solutions.

But specifically in reply to the OP, hey lots of the sex between men and women is always going to be a head game, a game of brinksmanship. And it can be played from either side, and it is.

If you think about it, I'm sure you will see this.

And then also, if you start seeing your girls outside, then you should be able to get better experiences, and at least there won't need to be as many different girls.

SJG

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chessmaster
8 years ago
Shit
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