Failed Four Loko Flavors
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
I was reading an article recently (sorry lost the link) about failed Four Loko flavors - I'll share them with you along with the can colors:
Curry Flavored Four Loko (neon orange)
Dirty Stripper Panties Four Loko (silver with brown stripes)
Nacho Cheese Four Loko (yellow)
Hot Dog and Sauerkraut Four Loko (pink with gold stripes)
Cool Ranch Doritos Four Loko (light blue)
Ketchup and Onions Four Loko (red)
Curry Flavored Four Loko (neon orange)
Dirty Stripper Panties Four Loko (silver with brown stripes)
Nacho Cheese Four Loko (yellow)
Hot Dog and Sauerkraut Four Loko (pink with gold stripes)
Cool Ranch Doritos Four Loko (light blue)
Ketchup and Onions Four Loko (red)
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Chloroform and rope (gray)
Why don't you want to taco about it?
Because I'm nacho friend anymore.
In fact on the ingredient list for bug spray it says "made with kale"!
Vodka and Kool Aid Four Loko (pink can).
Bloody Mary mix Four Loko (red can) B-vitamins infused, just add black pepper, celery stick, and vodka.
Black and Blue Four Loko (two layers, different density)
Top layer is caffeine to start your day (sip slowly).
Bottom layer is alcohol, to end you day, cry yourself to sleep. ... at least you kids are in the right school(s) but your wife still won't sleep with you.
Top layer is raw egg for protein.
Bottom layer is tuna fish (same)
With a creatine finish. (in a black can)
Empower Mint Four Loko (in democratic blue can).
... it smells sort of like curry cooked in an apartment from the hallway but it also reminds you of people smoking crack or if you add a human musk smell to it, it also smells like old-person-who-died-alone-in-their-apartment-3-days-ago-smell. :(