I'm appearing live at the Miami ethnic scene in late March, and I'm going to get stuck between two thick black chics creating my own "Oreo Cookies"!
If anyone wants to join we can make a double stuff Oreo, but only backs to backs along the wall at $5 dive bar. You also must be as pale as I am, otherwise the stuffing won't be as white. Wonder what it would be called if Juice was in the middle of a Body Club wall dance? A chacken sandwich?
Seriously though, I want 2 ebonies bouncing on both sides of me. At $5/dance you can't go wrong!
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Here's what type of Oreo Juice would be:
Well, PM Papi, no doubt he can point you to 2 hot thick black babes.
@ shailynn that's just rong you are gonna get band
No, dickbreath, as always you are full of shit.
You got gassagain.... pfffffffft
Smells like a shitter now
Smells like a shitter now
Gassagain, you got wind again or are you seriously going to an all black club being as white as you are?
I'd luv to be there to see the stuffing get mixed between the chocolate.
Funny shit Shailynn. The Juice bit is awesome!
Seriously though, if anyone is around the end of March in Miami, I still am going to make myself Oreo cookies with 2 ebonies.
Gaffigan, I hope that blacks start boycotting your.
SJG
I went to a rap concert and a strip club broke out! Wtf was I getting into today. This was the epitome of Flori-duh.
I hope blacks will follow my example Gaffigan, and boycott you.
SJG
Dang - I somehow missed this thread back in Feb - anyway I'm on a SC sabbatical right now so I'm a no-go for now.
I read your Body Club review and seems it didn't go as well as you hoped - did you hit another club?
@ JimGassagain I thought you were gonna PM me to meet at the Body Club.
I'm really sorry 25, while my time is spared it is quite difficult to get away from my family time and hard to plan exactly when I can club so things happen at the last moment. I honestly didn't know the club trip would come to fruition.
Papi, I did hit Dean's Gold for a couple drinks, too. The girls didn't start dancing until almost 7:00 PM. By then I had to put my two little ones to bed and help spell my wife from her motherly duties.
Fuck off SJG! Your solo protest against me is nowhere close to putting a dent in my fan base. You'rejust jealous of my success, and hate me because of my popularity as everyone on TUSCL hates you and wishes you would just go away. Whereas everybody in my fan base wants me to continue with the great work I do in the entertainment industry.
I don't hate you Gaffigan, I find you to be a buffoon and a shameless spokes person for right wing media. And you ground yourself in crowd pleasing.
There is no way I would EVER want to be anything like you.
SJG
^^^ Then why would you boycott him SJG if you don't hate him?
Yeah, u make no sense SJG.
Yeah, you do hate me, SJG. Why else would you continue to troll this board after me? It is because you're ant-populism theory and hatred towards white people's success has you screaming a pro left wing agenda.
How many people are in the organization that you so called are "creating"? Sounds like your # is second to none!
Duck off SJG!
I could never be envious of people who live by social conformity. That kind of 'success' is just selling one's self.
SJG
^^^ Time you gtfoh you fucking troll.
SJG, why does everyone hate you? Is it because you're obsessed with non-conformity and always debating with people on opinions that don't matter?
Sad
Two bits is a grudge holder!! Oh, and SJG still blows.
Bacon!!
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