OT: non-brilliant ways to be assassinated : (

4got2wipe
In a brilliant place!
Did you guys see that Kim Jong-nam was assassinated by a woman wearing a "LOL" t-shirt?

Obviously, there are more painful and sadder ways to go than being assassinated in a Malaysian airport, but somehow being killed by a woman wearing a t-shirt with "LOL" written on the front is just sad.

6 comments

  • jackslash
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    8 years ago
    LOL
  • ime
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    8 years ago
    Wait isn't that brilliant?
  • shailynn
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    8 years ago
    It was brilliant until "allegedly" the 3 suspects were caught.

    Poor bastard - he lived in exile because he wanted to help reform North Korea but his dad was having none of that.
  • Tiredtraveler
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    8 years ago
    Being related to anyone in the power structure of North Korea is not a good thing.
    I think when Mr. Potato Head aka Kim Jong-un gets bored he has a relative or general murdered for fun!
  • 4got2wipe
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    8 years ago
    I agree Tiredtraveler.

    I'm just saying that I'd want Kim Jon-un to use a classy and/or cool method to assassinate me if I was his relative.

    Something like a ninja with a flying decapitation thingy. Or maybe a sexy woman with a poison condom (slow acting so I can have one last fuck). I'd even be ok with him hiring juicebox69 to kill me with a chicken wing (though I might've fought off juicebox69).

    That's the brilliant way to be an assassin. Some goofy girl with an LOL t-shirt is just sad!
  • ime
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    8 years ago
    Juice runs a 4.0 40 yard dash, you might fight him off but he will always catch you again.
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