OT: non-brilliant ways to be assassinated : (

LOL

Wait isn't that brilliant?

It was brilliant until "allegedly" the 3 suspects were caught.

Poor bastard - he lived in exile because he wanted to help reform North Korea but his dad was having none of that.

Being related to anyone in the power structure of North Korea is not a good thing.
I think when Mr. Potato Head aka Kim Jong-un gets bored he has a relative or general murdered for fun!

I agree Tiredtraveler.

I'm just saying that I'd want Kim Jon-un to use a classy and/or cool method to assassinate me if I was his relative.

Something like a ninja with a flying decapitation thingy. Or maybe a sexy woman with a poison condom (slow acting so I can have one last fuck). I'd even be ok with him hiring juicebox69 to kill me with a chicken wing (though I might've fought off juicebox69).

That's the brilliant way to be an assassin. Some goofy girl with an LOL t-shirt is just sad!

Juice runs a 4.0 40 yard dash, you might fight him off but he will always catch you again.