The 5 Worst Strip Clubs In Vegas

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• lotsoffun201

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  8 years ago

  Foxy is closed I think. I heard Cheetahs is closing. I agree with Pussycats being on the list but they forgot #1....Can Can Room! The absolute biggest clip joint in the US. It exists for one thing only... to steal money from unsuspecting tourists as you get "ushered out" after they take whatever you have on you, and in your ATM or credit card (stupid) as they "tell" you prostitution is illegal in Clark County. Read the "reviews" on this or any other site.
• Tiredtraveler

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  8 years ago

  I have never been to anything (Club, Hotel or Casino) in Vegas or Reno that is worth the waste of time. I do not gamble so I find casinos a noisy annoying distraction you must pass to get to your hotel room. Since I do not gamble the hotel staff treats you like shit and I have only tried one or two clubs in Vegas and they were both overpriced. The "escorts" that prowl the hotel bars while many are lookers but overpriced plus I never take anyone to the room I am staying in.
  Reno clubs are less of a rip off but if you want much over a decent grind you need to go out of town to one of the "Ranches" where the prices are really high. (i have never gone to one but have read the reviews and spending that kind of money does not appeal to me)
  Over all when I am forced to go to Nevada for a long period of time I read the reviews, pick a well reviewed reasonably priced club to go to and do not expect much.
  There are better places to spend your money. For what you would spend to go to Vegas and a Ranch you could go on a 'Sex' vacation to the Caribbean and have a different "companion" all night every night or got to Tijuana for a fraction.
  
• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  I've been to 3 on the list several times: Sapphires, Treasures and Cheetahs, the other 2 I've never even heard of and look like total dives.
  
  1. Sapphires - either the most popular or 2nd most popular club in Vegas (behind Spearmint Rhino). I always called Sapphires the "Walmart of Vegas strip clubs," which has its advantages and disadvantages. I met my ATF there, so I could be a little biased.
  
  2. Cheetahs - kinda a dive, but still a fun little club, my ATF also worked here some when she got sick of how large and competitive Sapphires and Rhino were. Does not surprise me if it's closing down - I haven't been in there for over 5 years.
  
  3. Treasures - I always liked Treasures and still recommend it to people. It's a nice looking club and every time I went in, it had some Rhino quality girls but not nearly as crowded and much less hustle factor.
• Jascoi

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  8 years ago

  i don't agree with the article on sapphire and treasures. the reviewers just didn't encounter the right girls.
  
  can can room should have made the list.
• sclvr5005

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  8 years ago

  Every stripclub in Vegas sucks, but he left off lots of crappy locals clubs like Larry's Villa, not to mention Sheri's Cabaret or Diamond Cabaret. Not sure if they are even still around, they were so bad.
• lotsoffun201

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  8 years ago

  Sheris Cabaret was THE extra club while it was opened so I can't agree with that one. Diamond Cabaret is a few steps above Can Can
  
  Larrys (Gorilla) Villa is long closed but would have made the list.
  
  
• lopaw

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  8 years ago

  Sheri's Cab might have started strong but boy did it become a clip joint. Complete ROB experience from the moment you were given that lame guided tour by a stripper (no better than a 5) up until the constant upsell of a bunch of lies about what would be delivered but never was.
• londonguy

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  8 years ago

  I'd never put Treasures on Sapphire on that list.
• skibum609

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  8 years ago

  The last time Cheetah's was goo was when they had $10 laps in the early 2000's. Not a bad way to spend a Tuesday morning at 8.
• jester214

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  8 years ago

  Definitely not Treasures or Sapphire. Cheetah's was terrible when I was in there recently but I'm not sure I'd put it in the top 5 worst. There's definitely a few out and out clip joints in town so they should top any list of bad clubs in Vegas.
• 623

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  8 years ago

  Cheetahs still has $10 dances every day til 7 pm.
  
  There is so much wrong with this list it doesn't even warrant a comment. Rankings on tuscl are pretty accurate so go with that.