After a Habs game

My buddy and I made a trip up to Montreal to see the Habs. After the game, we asked the cabbie to take us to the best strip club in town and he took us here. There was a line out the door, but it went quick. We paid our cover and were seated by the stage. For the first few minutes, no one came to our table, but it was busy as hell. We finally got two girls over. Both were about 6's. One of them knew English, the other either didn't or refused to speak it.. my buddy was drunk enough though and paid for them to take us both back for a private dance. The dance was terrible. They were talking to each other the whole time and my dancer was robotic. We refused a second dance and left.

While the club was well kept and clean, and the stage show was ok, the dances were terrible. I won't be back.