Have you ever heard a DJ announce something about a stripper going on stage that made you totally lose interest in her, or else something that peaked your Interest in her? Last night, the DJ announced that the stripper on stage is going to be featured on an upcoming Jerry Springer show. She wasn't my really my type but even if she was that fact made me lose any interest that I might have otherwise had in her.
Dude, not to be a dick. I'd like to correct you on something because I care. It's piqued interest. Thought you should know better. Very common mistake.
I usually can't understand the DJ. They all develop that stupid way of speaking. I wish the DJ would use a normal voice and just announce the dancer's name and shut up. "Going on stage is Amber, coming off stage is Jade"
Not a DJ. I never had a problem with a DJ, but at a really dive-y place, they had a feature dancer once, a Penthouse Pet. She scared away the other house dancers, so she was literally the only dancer working that night. After dancing for like 2 hours straight (in 1996) she had the bartender releave her. (is releave a word? maybe a lawyer knows if I pique his interest).
Well, the Penthouse Pet noticed that the bartender, who was a fat, retired dancer, wasn't getting much interested. So the Pet (on break) shouted:
--> " Come on guys, she's got big 'ol titties."
I about died. But truthfully the undulating rolls, belly dancing on stage, between her stomach gut and huge tits, undulating, rolling, mesmerizing, I admit at 18yo (myself) I was *halfway* tempted. :D
To add to the mental image: the bartender, cigarette in mouth, (slightly over the hill in age), when asked but the feature dancer she climbed OVER the bar, walked to the stage, climbed UP it, when proceeded to dance and start to strip, yep you guessed it, cigarette still in her mouth. She did not miss a beat. One cannot make this stuff up.
It would serve as a warning rather than an enticement and cause me to back away across the room. The only thing it is like a car wreck you have to look even if briefly.
Didn't one of the female posters give a link to a video where they appeared on Jerry Springer? I think it was Phoenix. I remember that she looked good.
Saying she's going to be on Jerry Springer gives you an automatic ice breaker to talk with her about. If she's hot, who cares if she's a loon? Noone is talking about for life, we're just asking what's up tonight?
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p.s. I watch Jerry every day lol.
Well, the Penthouse Pet noticed that the bartender, who was a fat, retired dancer, wasn't getting much interested. So the Pet (on break) shouted:
--> " Come on guys, she's got big 'ol titties."
I about died. But truthfully the undulating rolls, belly dancing on stage, between her stomach gut and huge tits, undulating, rolling, mesmerizing, I admit at 18yo (myself) I was *halfway* tempted. :D
just my type of girl.
I don't know what to say about Dominic77's story. Other than "that story is ace!" And very disturbing. Very very disturbing.
How is that show even still on the air? Haven't they run out of topics?
This.