short songs equals short dances

Was in St. Louis and not trip there is complete without running over to the east side for some fun. I had never been to the Hustler club and felt like I should check it off the to do list. It was early saturday dayshift so expectations were not high. A few dancers working- all looked OK. Lots of older men hanging out spending their social security checks. Ventured into the bed dance area with a cute blonde. Ended up getting two songs but the interest wasnt there. The whole place seemed very sterile and McDonald's like. The dj playing songs seemed like it was a recording- not that I care about the dj, but the dancers seemed almost robotic as well, with Stepford wive like smiles and pole moves. With all the options in Wash park I think i'd spend my dollars elsewhere next time.