Today I went to an equipment rental place today. They always have good calandars. Some with fast cars, some with faSt girls in bikinis. I picked out some of them they had on the counter. Then I asked if they had any of the good ones they usually have behind the counter left with the nipples and the chi chi. They said no, none this year! WTF!!!!
The women there told me their company got bought out by a corporation and the hr does not allow nudity calandars, and next year they will not have the bikini calandars anymore.
Funny thing was, the women were bitching about it more than anyone... they wanted the chi chi and the nipples lol.
We should all call hr and file complaints... Next year we all get the animals and the cars and this is bull's shit... WE NEED TITS!
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The problem isn't HR. They're a symptom. the problem is female salemen, female execs, and the glass ceiling. Oh, wait, I'm being too serious. Scandalous! We need tits!
Trump is gonna change this! Pussy Pussy Pussy grab
Take a shit on HRs desk.
Send hr some Rocky Mountain oysters.
Christ, and I used to think it was obnoxious as fuck when Deja Vu clubs used to send the girls out with Calendars to hawk for a dance (with an upcharge for the calendar last time I went).
Seriously, with all the coochie on the net you could print your own calendars
X-girlfriend "accidentally dropped" my Snap-On clock on the asphalt.
Dammit
Haha wow!! I never knew those even existed, let alone were being sold behind the counters of equipment shops hahaahahaha not that I've ever stepped foot in such a place.
I'm sure you can find them online. It's this whole feminism bullshit that's gotten all cool and trendy again. Idk wtf was wrong with staying home with your kids and gossiping with the bitches next door all day. Sound like a dream to me!
It's god damn irate
@ KatanaBaby... they give these calandars free as advertising. They have the business name and phone number, wtc
When will they learn? Gotta give the customer what they want or they just might change providers. It works the same way in the civvie world as it does in the sex provider world.
Here, let's stop just bitching and add a sample archive to the thread:
Enjoy :) (I did)
and if someone wants to post another link, possibly one even more risque, that is totally win-win I say
^^^ lol. I'm gonna make me a calendar in MS Publisher now, lol.
I am guessing with this being pinterest that these are 96 dpi optimized for display viewing but not 600 dpi for printing, right? Ah, what the heck ...
I buy my hootchie calendar each year online. Less than $10. Mailed out in a suspicious looking black envelope that I know my mail carrier is eyeballing.
^^^ And they try to be discrete like putting "PEI, inc." on it, when every mail carrier KNOWS that means Penthouse Enterprises, or something like that.
Dominic, you got the right idea and I totally didn't think of the picture resolution issue. My suggestion with that is that each of those images in the pinterest link may (or may not) be located somewhere else on the net as a larger image and either tineye.com or google reverse image search would help you locate larger versions of the same pic that may be more suitable to printing (especially if you scan by largest image or another custom criteria). This would apply to any other selection of scaled down images in an archive as well- good luck if you decide to do this.
Absolutely, in an equipment rental or auto parts place, we are entitled to those eye candy calendars. I suggest writing a letter to President Trump. He is certainly someone who will see it our way.
SJG
Andrew Puzder would be a good one to make us some more girlie calendars.
SJG
@Dominic:. No sweat! PEI = Prince Edward Island!
Funny story about one of those calendars.
When I was working in Pittsburgh, two of the guys who shared a cube had gotten a calendar with a hot, nearly life-size blonde babe wearing a bikini and hard hat and carrying a Nakita grinder. Our program administrator (a really nice young woman) was giving them a ration of crap about it.
I saw an opportunity, and I dove in with reckless abandon! I said, "Dave, you should be ashamed of yourself having that picture on your wall. You should be ashamed of yourself for the bad example you are setting!" Our PA, of course was agreeing wholeheartedly. Time to spring the trap!
"Look at that girl. You are the workplace safety coordinator for this floor, and she's not even wearing safety glasses!"
It was completely worth the smack on the shoulder that I got from her. :-)
Nice one, ATACdawg, how long until you got escorted out of the building ? :)
Nah, no danger there. She had a great sense of humor!
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