Time in purgatory

Been to Norfolk back when the parks had "No Dogs or Sailors" signs in the park. They can shove their southern hospitality up their genteel backsides- as far as I was concerned they didn't call it "No Fuck Vagina" for nothing.

This town I'm in sucks, just plain sucks. I even did a thorough (and I mean thorough Internet search and nothing. Can't wait to move on.

Get er done and move the fuck on...lol

You got some fucking to do

Chatturbate.com i mean

fuck. Chaturbate.com

I'll take that dunce cap back now, thanks.

I can't believe I'm writing this but I would drive my ass to West Virginia (through the mountains on i77). That is assuming the clubs there are still open (IIRC there was bad news recently). 90 minutes is nothing when women are involved. Like salmon swimming upstream.

It's one thing that country or rural people have taught me is that sometimes you have to drive a little ways to find things / do things. 40 minutes is like a standard trip for them (doctor's office, book stores).

Yeah 40 minutes is nothing. In Jersey I directed the car full of us up 1 to 18, up NJP to the 287/440/35/9 split then down 35 passing 3 clubs along the way to the promised land. LOL! One guy said, "where the hell are you taking us? you just drove by 3 clubs!" The big boss said, "Shut up and pay attention. He knows just what he is doing!" That was an outstanding club visit. Ha!

Normally driving distances for me to club not an issue, on this job, though, not feasible (can't go into details). And beguiled, thanks, gonna check that out.

Your post causes me withdrawal symptoms....live near Follies now, Virginia is potential retirement location. Argggggggg.

Think Daytona, bubba. The girls are bikini on stage, but not in the back rooms and lap dance cubes!

Thanks....but it didn't help...I'm beginning to get a twitch in the corner of my eye..... Argggggg

Even conservatives have sex. I think the action is in the local dive bars.

^^ and church fellowship halls. some small town protestants (esp. baptists) have a lot of sex.

Juice gets mad pussy at Applebees

Nothing is more disheartening than finding yourself in a stripclub wasteland.

Tell me how to get mad pussy at Applebee's and I'm in your debt forever

At least you can save $$$ then have a good time once you are in a better area - keep hope alive

You've all got it wrong.

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Seems often times areas where the government seat of power is don't have good SC scenes (e.g. Sacramento, CA, Tallahassee, FL; etc) - w/ the huge federal gov based in D.C. it seems the surrounding area (D.C./MD/VA) SC scene is affected.

Impala, I think you should rethink how to get pussy in small town Virginia. Pick the hottest neighbor you have (regardless of marital status), go to any internet genealogy site and forge documents to make yourself her first cousin once or twice removed. Once you are verified to be her cousin, you are in the dating pool :P

Aw that sucks...Virginia sucks!