Hey Desertscrub, I'll Be In Detroit, Where Do I Go For Extras?

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2/15/2017 7:25:09 AM

Hey Desertscrub, I'll be in Detroit for two nights next week, staying at the Hampton Inn with free wifi. I want to go to a strip club and get laid, know of any good clubs? Do strippers like continental breakfast? I'm also working on a budget, trying to stay under $75.

Also when I get back home can I borrow your power washer? I need to help Juice was his van, that won't hurt the paint will it?

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shailynn

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8 years ago

**** sarcasm

vincemichaels

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8 years ago

Dang, shailynn, you like to live dangerously.

Desertscrub might demonstrate his power washer on your anus. :)

twentyfive

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8 years ago

Careful scrub this looks like a LE sting )

Dominic77

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8 years ago

Desertscrub is a pretty resourceful chap. Before he had regular, consistent access to the pressure wash he relied on his trusty CLAW HAMMER. ... available at hardware stores nationwide. :)

AC/DC "Ballbreaker" live (2013) 4:24
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vtw3IPYTfm…

crazyjoe

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8 years ago

Fuck you LE

jackslash

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8 years ago

Stay at the Victory Inn. You get free wi-fi and free continental breakfast. And the hookers are already in your room.

http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/lo…

warhawks

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8 years ago

I can answer that for you Shailynn:
Q: Where do you go for extras in Detroit?
A: Anywhere you damn well please.

Tiredtraveler

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8 years ago

Try Windsor Ontario

shadowcat

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8 years ago

shailynn - Just read the club ads.

twentyfive

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8 years ago

Check these tools out
http://www.anvilfire.com/power/

RandomMember

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8 years ago

Still thinking about @Scrub's earlier claim that it's time to retire when "you pull a chainsaw out of your ass."

https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=4…

What the hell does that mean, anyway? And what's the obsession with power tools and assholes?

Hugh_G_Rection

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8 years ago

Jackslash is on track with the stay at the Victory Inn and Buffet: Crabs are always in season there!

flagooner

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8 years ago

Best thread since lopaw took SJG to school.

san_jose_guy

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8 years ago

Flagooner, are you now also looking for a butt plug?

SJG

MilaniCashhh

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8 years ago

A fuck for $75? Are there strong enough condoms to protect yourself from the STDs and utter lack of self respect?!?!?!
Hopefully you can soak your dick in bleach afterwards, for less than $5 you can get like a gallon of bleach..I hope that's budget enough for you?

I second the Victory Inn...lol, seems like that place you're looking for xD

shailynn

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8 years ago

Milani - obviously you're too fucking stupid to understand what satire is. Keep giving guys $20 blowjobs at Bogarts.

vincemichaels

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8 years ago

Damn, the price went down at Bogarts. I'll have to go tomorrow. My ATF will be there, I'll bargain her down in price.

twentyfive

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8 years ago

^^^Milani we soak our dicks in listermint. Works better and the girls tell us we are minty fresh when they suck our dick.

flagooner

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8 years ago

Listermint is aces!!!!

MilaniCashhh

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8 years ago

@shaylinn Was your masculinity threatened when a girl made a joke towards you? Like I said, Victory Inn is the place for you buddy <3

MilaniCashhh

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8 years ago

@flagooner So that's what that taste is!!!!

vincemichaels

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8 years ago

Some of us are civilized, Milani.

JuiceBox69

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8 years ago

LMFAO !!!!!

4got2wipe

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8 years ago

Brilliant point flagooner!

The problem that shailynn will have with his desire for a < $75 fuck is that it will up his listermint costs. I think he might need to bathe in listermint to recover from that kind of dirty!

Do you know how much it costs to fill a bathtub with listermint?

bvino

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8 years ago

Aren't there enough wanna be's on this site. $75.00 should go far on the Westside.

Hugh_G_Rection

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8 years ago

To paraphrase the Joker (as portrayed by Jack Nicholson) : "This town needs an Enema"

and Desertscrub is just the man to do it ;)

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