Hey Desertscrub, I'll be in Detroit for two nights next week, staying at the Hampton Inn with free wifi. I want to go to a strip club and get laid, know of any good clubs? Do strippers like continental breakfast? I'm also working on a budget, trying to stay under $75.
Also when I get back home can I borrow your power washer? I need to help Juice was his van, that won't hurt the paint will it?
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Dang, shailynn, you like to live dangerously.
Desertscrub might demonstrate his power washer on your anus. :)
Careful scrub this looks like a LE sting )
Desertscrub is a pretty resourceful chap. Before he had regular, consistent access to the pressure wash he relied on his trusty CLAW HAMMER. ... available at hardware stores nationwide. :)
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Fuck you LE
Stay at the Victory Inn. You get free wi-fi and free continental breakfast. And the hookers are already in your room.
I can answer that for you Shailynn: Q: Where do you go for extras in Detroit? A: Anywhere you damn well please.
Try Windsor Ontario
shailynn - Just read the club ads.
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Still thinking about @Scrub's earlier claim that it's time to retire when "you pull a chainsaw out of your ass."
What the hell does that mean, anyway? And what's the obsession with power tools and assholes?
Jackslash is on track with the stay at the Victory Inn and Buffet: Crabs are always in season there!
Best thread since lopaw took SJG to school.
Flagooner, are you now also looking for a butt plug?
SJG
A fuck for $75? Are there strong enough condoms to protect yourself from the STDs and utter lack of self respect?!?!?! Hopefully you can soak your dick in bleach afterwards, for less than $5 you can get like a gallon of bleach..I hope that's budget enough for you?
I second the Victory Inn...lol, seems like that place you're looking for xD
Milani - obviously you're too fucking stupid to understand what satire is. Keep giving guys $20 blowjobs at Bogarts.
Damn, the price went down at Bogarts. I'll have to go tomorrow. My ATF will be there, I'll bargain her down in price.
^^^Milani we soak our dicks in listermint. Works better and the girls tell us we are minty fresh when they suck our dick.
Listermint is aces!!!!
@shaylinn Was your masculinity threatened when a girl made a joke towards you? Like I said, Victory Inn is the place for you buddy <3
@flagooner So that's what that taste is!!!!
Some of us are civilized, Milani.
LMFAO !!!!!
Brilliant point flagooner!
The problem that shailynn will have with his desire for a < $75 fuck is that it will up his listermint costs. I think he might need to bathe in listermint to recover from that kind of dirty!
Do you know how much it costs to fill a bathtub with listermint?
Aren't there enough wanna be's on this site. $75.00 should go far on the Westside.
To paraphrase the Joker (as portrayed by Jack Nicholson) : "This town needs an Enema"
and Desertscrub is just the man to do it ;)
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