Hey Desertscrub, I'll Be In Detroit, Where Do I Go For Extras?

26 comments

• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  **** sarcasm
• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  Dang, shailynn, you like to live dangerously.
  
  Desertscrub might demonstrate his power washer on your anus. :)
• twentyfive

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  8 years ago

  Careful scrub this looks like a LE sting )
• Dominic77

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  8 years ago

  Desertscrub is a pretty resourceful chap. Before he had regular, consistent access to the pressure wash he relied on his trusty CLAW HAMMER. ... available at hardware stores nationwide. :)
  
  AC/DC "Ballbreaker" live (2013) 4:24
  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vtw3IPYTfm…
  
  
• crazyjoe

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  8 years ago

  Fuck you LE
• jackslash

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  8 years ago

  Stay at the Victory Inn. You get free wi-fi and free continental breakfast. And the hookers are already in your room.
  
  http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/lo…
• warhawks

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  8 years ago

  
  I can answer that for you Shailynn:
  Q: Where do you go for extras in Detroit?
  A: Anywhere you damn well please.
• Tiredtraveler

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  8 years ago

  Try Windsor Ontario
• shadowcat

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  8 years ago

  shailynn - Just read the club ads.
• twentyfive

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  8 years ago

  Check these tools out
  http://www.anvilfire.com/power/
• RandomMember

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  8 years ago

  Still thinking about @Scrub's earlier claim that it's time to retire when "you pull a chainsaw out of your ass."
  
  https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=4…
  
  What the hell does that mean, anyway? And what's the obsession with power tools and assholes?
• Hugh_G_Rection

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  8 years ago

  Jackslash is on track with the stay at the Victory Inn and Buffet: Crabs are always in season there!
• flagooner

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  8 years ago

  Best thread since lopaw took SJG to school.
• san_jose_guy

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  8 years ago

  Flagooner, are you now also looking for a butt plug?
  
  SJG
• MilaniCashhh

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  8 years ago

  A fuck for $75? Are there strong enough condoms to protect yourself from the STDs and utter lack of self respect?!?!?!
  Hopefully you can soak your dick in bleach afterwards, for less than $5 you can get like a gallon of bleach..I hope that's budget enough for you?
  
  I second the Victory Inn...lol, seems like that place you're looking for xD
• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  Milani - obviously you're too fucking stupid to understand what satire is. Keep giving guys $20 blowjobs at Bogarts.
• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  Damn, the price went down at Bogarts. I'll have to go tomorrow. My ATF will be there, I'll bargain her down in price.
  
• twentyfive

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  8 years ago

  ^^^Milani we soak our dicks in listermint. Works better and the girls tell us we are minty fresh when they suck our dick.
• flagooner

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  8 years ago

  Listermint is aces!!!!
• MilaniCashhh

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  8 years ago

  @shaylinn Was your masculinity threatened when a girl made a joke towards you? Like I said, Victory Inn is the place for you buddy <3
• MilaniCashhh

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  8 years ago

  @flagooner So that's what that taste is!!!!
• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  Some of us are civilized, Milani.
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  LMFAO !!!!!
• 4got2wipe

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  8 years ago

  Brilliant point flagooner!
  
  The problem that shailynn will have with his desire for a < $75 fuck is that it will up his listermint costs. I think he might need to bathe in listermint to recover from that kind of dirty!
  
  Do you know how much it costs to fill a bathtub with listermint?
• bvino

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  8 years ago

  Aren't there enough wanna be's on this site. $75.00 should go far on the Westside.
• Hugh_G_Rection

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  8 years ago

  To paraphrase the Joker (as portrayed by Jack Nicholson) : "This town needs an Enema"
  
  and Desertscrub is just the man to do it ;)