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Hey Desertscrub, I'll Be In Detroit, Where Do I Go For Extras?

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shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Hey Desertscrub, I'll be in Detroit for two nights next week, staying at the Hampton Inn with free wifi. I want to go to a strip club and get laid, know of any good clubs? Do strippers like continental breakfast? I'm also working on a budget, trying to stay under $75.

Also when I get back home can I borrow your power washer? I need to help Juice was his van, that won't hurt the paint will it?

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shailynn
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8 years ago
**** sarcasm
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vincemichaels
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8 years ago
Dang, shailynn, you like to live dangerously.

Desertscrub might demonstrate his power washer on your anus. :)
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twentyfive
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8 years ago
Careful scrub this looks like a LE sting )
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Dominic77
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8 years ago
Desertscrub is a pretty resourceful chap. Before he had regular, consistent access to the pressure wash he relied on his trusty CLAW HAMMER. ... available at hardware stores nationwide. :)

AC/DC "Ballbreaker" live (2013) 4:24
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vtw3IPYTfm…

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crazyjoe
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8 years ago
Fuck you LE
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jackslash
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8 years ago
Stay at the Victory Inn. You get free wi-fi and free continental breakfast. And the hookers are already in your room.

http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/lo…
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warhawks
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8 years ago

I can answer that for you Shailynn:
Q: Where do you go for extras in Detroit?
A: Anywhere you damn well please.
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Tiredtraveler
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8 years ago
Try Windsor Ontario
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shadowcat
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8 years ago
shailynn - Just read the club ads.
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twentyfive
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8 years ago
Check these tools out
http://www.anvilfire.com/power/
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RandomMember
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8 years ago
Still thinking about @Scrub's earlier claim that it's time to retire when "you pull a chainsaw out of your ass."

https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=4…

What the hell does that mean, anyway? And what's the obsession with power tools and assholes?
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Hugh_G_Rection
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8 years ago
Jackslash is on track with the stay at the Victory Inn and Buffet: Crabs are always in season there!
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flagooner
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8 years ago
Best thread since lopaw took SJG to school.
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san_jose_guy
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8 years ago
Flagooner, are you now also looking for a butt plug?

SJG
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MilaniCashhh
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8 years ago
A fuck for $75? Are there strong enough condoms to protect yourself from the STDs and utter lack of self respect?!?!?!
Hopefully you can soak your dick in bleach afterwards, for less than $5 you can get like a gallon of bleach..I hope that's budget enough for you?

I second the Victory Inn...lol, seems like that place you're looking for xD
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shailynn
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8 years ago
Milani - obviously you're too fucking stupid to understand what satire is. Keep giving guys $20 blowjobs at Bogarts.
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vincemichaels
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8 years ago
Damn, the price went down at Bogarts. I'll have to go tomorrow. My ATF will be there, I'll bargain her down in price.
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twentyfive
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8 years ago
^^^Milani we soak our dicks in listermint. Works better and the girls tell us we are minty fresh when they suck our dick.
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flagooner
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8 years ago
Listermint is aces!!!!
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MilaniCashhh
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8 years ago
@shaylinn Was your masculinity threatened when a girl made a joke towards you? Like I said, Victory Inn is the place for you buddy <3
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MilaniCashhh
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8 years ago
@flagooner So that's what that taste is!!!!
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vincemichaels
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8 years ago
Some of us are civilized, Milani.
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JuiceBox69
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8 years ago
LMFAO !!!!!
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4got2wipe
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8 years ago
Brilliant point flagooner!

The problem that shailynn will have with his desire for a < $75 fuck is that it will up his listermint costs. I think he might need to bathe in listermint to recover from that kind of dirty!

Do you know how much it costs to fill a bathtub with listermint?
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bvino
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8 years ago
Aren't there enough wanna be's on this site. $75.00 should go far on the Westside.
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Hugh_G_Rection
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8 years ago
To paraphrase the Joker (as portrayed by Jack Nicholson) : "This town needs an Enema"

and Desertscrub is just the man to do it ;)
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