Hey Desertscrub, I'll Be In Detroit, Where Do I Go For Extras?
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Hey Desertscrub, I'll be in Detroit for two nights next week, staying at the Hampton Inn with free wifi. I want to go to a strip club and get laid, know of any good clubs? Do strippers like continental breakfast? I'm also working on a budget, trying to stay under $75.
Also when I get back home can I borrow your power washer? I need to help Juice was his van, that won't hurt the paint will it?
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Dang, shailynn, you like to live dangerously.
Desertscrub might demonstrate his power washer on your anus. :)
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Careful scrub this looks like a LE sting )
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Desertscrub is a pretty resourceful chap. Before he had regular, consistent access to the pressure wash he relied on his trusty CLAW HAMMER. ... available at hardware stores nationwide. :)
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Fuck you LE
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Stay at the Victory Inn. You get free wi-fi and free continental breakfast. And the hookers are already in your room.
www.detroitnews.com
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I can answer that for you Shailynn:
Q: Where do you go for extras in Detroit?
A: Anywhere you damn well please.
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Try Windsor Ontario
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shailynn - Just read the club ads.
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Check these tools out
www.anvilfire.com
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Still thinking about @Scrub's earlier claim that it's time to retire when "you pull a chainsaw out of your ass."
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What the hell does that mean, anyway? And what's the obsession with power tools and assholes?
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Jackslash is on track with the stay at the Victory Inn and Buffet: Crabs are always in season there!
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Best thread since lopaw took SJG to school.
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Flagooner, are you now also looking for a butt plug?
SJG
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A fuck for $75? Are there strong enough condoms to protect yourself from the STDs and utter lack of self respect?!?!?!
Hopefully you can soak your dick in bleach afterwards, for less than $5 you can get like a gallon of bleach..I hope that's budget enough for you?
I second the Victory Inn...lol, seems like that place you're looking for xD
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Milani - obviously you're too fucking stupid to understand what satire is. Keep giving guys $20 blowjobs at Bogarts.
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Damn, the price went down at Bogarts. I'll have to go tomorrow. My ATF will be there, I'll bargain her down in price.
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^^^Milani we soak our dicks in listermint. Works better and the girls tell us we are minty fresh when they suck our dick.
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Listermint is aces!!!!
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@shaylinn Was your masculinity threatened when a girl made a joke towards you? Like I said, Victory Inn is the place for you buddy <3
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@flagooner So that's what that taste is!!!!
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Some of us are civilized, Milani.
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LMFAO !!!!!
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Brilliant point flagooner!
The problem that shailynn will have with his desire for a < $75 fuck is that it will up his listermint costs. I think he might need to bathe in listermint to recover from that kind of dirty!
Do you know how much it costs to fill a bathtub with listermint?
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Aren't there enough wanna be's on this site. $75.00 should go far on the Westside.
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To paraphrase the Joker (as portrayed by Jack Nicholson) : "This town needs an Enema"
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