Road Trip Need Help

Hey everybody. I'm taking a roadtrip and I'll be covering a lot of states in the midwest, northeast, and the south. I'm interested in finding strip clubs that offer extras. I'm not interested in girlfriend experience or getting to know the dancer in the front room. I know that's a chump's game, so I don't mess with that sort of thing. I'm strictly interested in ejaculation services in the backroom. That's where it's at. That's the only reason to go to a strip club. Anything else is simply a waste of time.

Anyway, can you please tell me specifically which clubs offer extras in the midwest, northeast, and south? Also, please list the dancer's names that will provide these extras and exactly how much they charge.

Thanks for your help!

P.S. Also, if anybody has any recommendations for good power tools at Home Depot or Lowes, please let me know. I may be looking to buy a chainsaw or some other high powered tools this weekend to take care of some yard work before my big trip. Thanks!