How I introduced my CF stripper to my family

ROFL. Did you next say "Oh yes she is!"?

Lol

Try taking the wife to the club?? LOL

Always figured mine would be at home with wife, stripper, and me over breakfast. That scenario is bound to happen eventually.

Why would you do such a thing, jack ?

ATF once half jokingly offered to be our housekeeper, and service is both when the house was clean. :)

jack, how in the name of Heaven are you alive to tell your wife that?

Come to think of it, are you still alive????