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Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

Place seems to be trying a little too hard, but cool anyway

This is the sister club to DV8, and apparently heavily rock-themed (KISS paintings on the walls, metal in the dancer's jukebox, etc). I wandered in on a Monday afternoon to wait out rush hour, after…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

Cool place, but way the hell out of the way

On a trip to Portland, I finally decided to hit the Acropolis on a Friday night after having it suggested a hundred times by locals for the food. After driving for approximately 900 miles out…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Not a good visit

I get here once or twice a year, first time this year. As soon as I walked in didn't feel the friendliness as I have in the past. Bar tender was good and…

Christie's Cabaret Brunswick

Brunswick, Ohio

3rd times a charm

This was my third trip to Christie's and some nights you have an ok time, some nights a bad time but tonight was a really good time. Becoming a regular and the bouncers are starting…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Polekatz

Stopped by at about 7:30 on a Tuesday evening. The parking lot was mostly empty, but there was a sign in front that said “Stop here for valet, no self-parking.” Strike one.…

Fevr Cabaret

Bedford Park, Illinois

Ocean

Physically, Ocean is a great club, but it needs to up its game considerably in the girl department. I Ubered over at about 11:00 p.m. on a Tuesday from my hotel a couple of…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

You'll get what you want, may not be good

Slow day at around two. Met right away by thin blonde who asked if I wanted company, sure. We sat to get acquainted and she immediately wanted behind the beads. Wasn't interested…

Lucky Devil Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Cool place, less cool clientele

I spent some time in Portland and ended up at a series of clubs while I was in town. I stopped into Lucky Devil on Easter, a little before the evening shift change. A bunch…

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, Illinois

Didn't Expect Much

Got into town and looking for a warmup. Wise Guys looked busy so went here to start. Got a beer and saw two dancers both well worn. Went to the stage to…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

Another Weak Performance...

Dropped into Flashers late one afternoon as a refuge from the awesome Atlanta traffic. Not really that much better than staying on the streets. The dancers weren't that hot. The drinks are…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Upstairs, downstairs

I was in Dallas, so I went in for an afternoon foray into the jungle at BDD. I almost went to bucks but my rental car knew where I really wanted to go BDD has been…

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Stripper Music Hall of Fame

Does anyone think that the TUSCLers would be able to agree on five songs to put into a TUSCL strip club playlist Hall of Fame? How would nominations get done? What about discussions on nominees? Who would be able to…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Thursday afternoon early evening

Been about a month since my last visit. Stopped in around 530 got a beer and proceeded to enjoy some relaxing. This is what I enjoy about this club, you can come in…

Anthony's

South Hadley, Massachusetts

Good place to hang out

I worked here a few times. The management is cool, pretty laid back. The other dances were nice, no drama and easy to talk too. Drinks were reasonably priced but the bartender that made mine…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Saturday night at Mons

Went to Mons Venus on a Saturday night about 10:30 pm. Had to circle the lot a couple of times to get a parking spot. Payed 20 dollar cover charge found a seat at…

The Men's Gallery

Melbourne, Victoria

mixed feelings

This place had potential, but i kept getting interrupted by a less than pleasant girl when i was starting to relax and the hottest girl there was blatantly just trying to finish her shift.…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Bucks Wild Dallas - Add it to your rotation

So some of the reviews are not accurate... This is a BYOB club... It is part of the Bucks family. There are 4 Bucks clubs in the DFW metroplex. Bucks is the name for the…

Centrefold Lounge

Melbourne, Victoria

Just missed it

i heard great reviews about the shows here, but that's more of a Friday and Saturday thing. It was late, i was tired, but too jet lagged to sleep so i stuck around and…

Vixens

Key West, Florida

Great Club

A week ago I stopped by Bare Assets on Saturday, Sunday, and Monday nights at about 9:30. The club was within walking distance from my motel so after the wife went to bed, I…

Goldfingers

Melbourne, Victoria

not the same

i grew up near Goldfinger's in New York, USA and this place is quite different. Mainly the rules aren't to my taste especially since i live in Baltimore, USA now where it's nude, alcohol,…

Filmores

Toronto, Ontario

Checking out the Canadian offerings, eh...

I was in Toronto for a long weekend and after seeing the CN Tower and the Niagara Falls, needed something else to do for the evening, so decided to visit a club and gave Filmores…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Hot girl at PTs nude

I had previously been to PTs Nude in January. This was my second time visiting. Not many girls dancing but I went about 4pm so not really the prime time but I was…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Here we go again...

Been a long time since I visited since the last couple visits were disappointing. Well, the trend continues. Was there for happy hour and were few dudes in the club. That…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

This place has fallen pretty far

I remember this place when it used to be one of the best clubs in the country. Hot and friendly girls everywhere. Consistent GFEs upstairs in VIP behind the red curtain. Now on a Tuesday…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Could be worth a visit

Decided to venture into this club even through the reviews were mixed at best. The club is clean but the dancers were really not very exciting - as is usually the case the waitresses were…

Montana Hideaway Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

Nice stop after a long ride.

Was on my way west from visiting relatives in Odessa and the Montana Hideaway is one of the first clubs you hit going west. there is a lot of nothing between towns in West Texas,…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

AH venom!!

I have been coming to this club since it was the Bourbon Street Circus close to 20 years a go. My favorite iteration was when it was called "The Candy Store" and it was pretty…

Christie's Cabaret Tucson

Tucson, Arizona

Better than an airport bar.

I found myself taking a flight back east a few weeks ago and my flight was delayed for about 4 hours. The agent said she can get me on another flight, but I said, I''ll…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

money goes a long way here

things haven't changed​ since my last review. still my fav club in Dayton,. day shift is laided back and after 10pm it all fast lane hustle. no cover before 7pm. And open…

Kennedy's Adult Entertainment

Mississauga, Ontario

You can get whatever you are looking for

Thus club tries as hard as it can to push you away. It's located out on its own, it's half bar/half club...but it's everything you could want once you get inside. The club is just…

Ladies en Confidente

Denver, Colorado

Interesting but not really worth the money

First time visit, not sure if I will be back. The club is located at the end of the alley in a warehouse district. It's not super secluded but not right off the…

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JUICE DAY: FOUR LOKO FRIDAY

Four Loko Friday 1. The consumption of Four Loko every Friday. 2. The perfect way to start your weekend, fucked up. https://baseballfordinner.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/getlaid.gif http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-J1xQrqU7-mg/Vn3zCzwqC7I/AAAAAAAAB_w/lUYbwkC64_E/s1600/20151224_013354303_iOS.jpg http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rBoXpAysk8M/TMtDdFjz4gI/AAAAAAAACQ0/9NHroy0wA_0/s1600/IMG_8032.JPG

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Where would you go in Pittsburgh for a good time?

Hey y'all. I'm headed to Pittsburgh, PA for a few days for work. Any regulars or frequent visitors have some suggestions for me? Where are the hottest girls? Where are the best prices? Which places give…

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Crazy Joes does Antifa - He doesn't Carrot all about your outrage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKxXbD2Jbyg This dude rules, love him mocking them as they fight their imaginary enemies.

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

Best in Sac

had to create an account to make this review. Deja Vu is the best club in sac, hands down. it's not the biggest feat considering there aren't many clubs in sac, and really only gold…

The All New Dancers Ranch

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

First time visit

First time visiting this club, overall enjoyed my self and will come back. Not very fancy, more of your neighborhood bar feel which i liked. Bartender was attentive and friendly, beers were reasonable.…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Tuesday night visit

Decided to visit around 10 PM on a Tuesday night. Entered and was charged a $30 cover charge, but told that the receipt would be good for free country any other night within the same…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Saturday visit

Had some time last Friday to stop in the Playhouse. It wasn't too crowded with maybe 15 other customers and around 10 dancers. Paid the $5 cover that comes with a bottle of water.…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Cant get enough

This is by far the top strip club i would say in el paso i have been here on several nights. The strippers are very touch friendly the other employees are very humble and nice…

Knockouts NWI

Gary, Indiana

Good place

I last visited last Sunday. Most of the girls are friendly and.will spend time talking with customers. The girls range from from small and petite to tall and full figured. I didn't see any that…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Stopped in while on business

I'm not from the area and was on trip to Indianapolis. I was bored on my last night in town so I stopped by to see what the hype was about this place. I was…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Overall Bad with occasional finds

This is my local club so I go often. Daytime is generally pathetic with the same old and annoying unattractive dancers who have been there forever. Hottest daytime dancer is jasmine who is…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

Nice but tame

This place is near where I live and has strange hours, nite only. The building is deceiving as it looks like a crappy warehouse in an industrial park but once inside it's very impressive…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

solid

Solid value for the money. $10 dance in public, $20 dance in a more private space. Most girls allow for serious touching once you're in the private space. Most girls leave you alone if you…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

Girl I Had Fun With

List of girls at LA Rhino that I've met so far and had fun with. Mia. Asian. Big round nice breast (fake). Long leg and nice ass for an asian girl. Loves to please and my…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

Strange

Place is weird, hard to pull into lot. 15 dollar cover during the day, WTF, ATM is broke. Supposibly there were 2 dancers working but I only saw 1 Sabrina who looked like…

Centerfolds Cabaret

Pleasantville, New Jersey

Not Bad

Stopped by on a Tuesday night around 11pm on my way out of AC. The only reason to go here lately is that it's the only club in the area that's still open.…

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Addiciton: Disease or sickness or choice?

You ask what is the difference? Choice means you choose to be stoned Sickness could conceivably apply to an addict because his body reacts to no having the drug A disease? definitely not!! the do gooders and bureaucrats want to say addiction…

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I submitted an article about escort vs OTC

I just saw 4got discussion about sugar babies and escort articles from reddit. A friend sent me a link to and article in reddit recommending the practice of going to escorts. https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/3x3ubz/why_you_should_try_sleeping_with_hookers_and_how/ My friend told how he found an alternative to OTC with…

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What is the fascination with fancy Coffee places anhd "energy drinks"

I don't understand the fascination with coffee bars. I drink coffee but refuse to $$ spend to get a Vetted or Venti or grounded or grande burnt coffee for $5 or $10 a cup. WTF I can make an…

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Legal pot and strip clubs

I think legalized pot will be a boon to strip clubs! Most companies (the one I work for included) had a strict no tolerance policy concerning drugs and alcohol to the point of random testing. If you test positive it…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Good relaxation

Tuesday is the $10/dance day, so there is a crowd here with matching amount of dancers. I tried its steak tips, which is pretty good with fresh pita and special sauce. The meal is not…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Waste of time

I had some time to kill yesterday afternoon and thought I would check out the two clubs. BIG MISTAKE. First was PW, is was filled with smoke, I guess the ventilation system was not working…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Declining

So this is my go to club in the afternoon. Seperate smoking room so you don't smell like an ash tray when leaving. No cover to go to the VIP lounge. Good menu is very…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Not a hot time

I had some time to kill yesterday afternoon and thought I would check out the two clubs. BIG MISTAKE. First was PW, is was filled with smoke, I guess the ventilation system was not working…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Summer/ Raylene

Had extra time before the airport. Henrys is always low key. A good place to spend time. Not too costly. Basic inside. New Large projection screen TV, since my last visit. Great…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Some good dancers, some not so good

I actually went to Raider's Reef, known in Tucson as the Boat twice last week. Saturday evening around 6-7 the club had a reasonable number of dancers. Of the ones working about half…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

TDH can be a relaxing place to visit

So I decided to go visit and enjoy some relaxation time. After a bit I thought to get a dance with Allie. Like any dancer, always wanting to fucking negotiate about extras. Allie is basically…

Paper Doll Lounge

Charlotte, North Carolina

Not sure how this is ranked as Charlotte's #1???

I went here based on the ranking and reviews, and gotta say was disappointed. Very friendly door guy to sell me the $10 membership, so far no complaints. However upon entering the club appeared pretty…

Ye Olde Axe

Spitalfields, England

Back again

By chance I had a meeting cancelled nearby so had a few hours to kill and the Axe was my first God knows how this places keeps going. The whole area is changing around…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Solid club

Went on Easter weekend. Place was pretty busy. There was about 15 or so dancers entertaining that night. Mostly white with a few AA. Got a dancer from a blonde very attractive dancer. Think her…

Peaches of Atlanta

Atlanta, Georgia

Pretty good for first time

This was my first time going to Peaches of Atlanta and I can say it was pretty straight if you just want to chill. I came on a Tuesday around 10:30 and it wasnt packed…

Emigrante Gentlemen's Club

Newark, New Jersey

Nothing much ever changes here

I stopped in because there have not been reviews in a few years. I was desperately hoping to report good news. Nope. Just me, the bartender, and one dancer waiting out…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Smokey

Finally got a chance to visit Cheerleaders Philadelphia. I've become a regular at their bikini-only sister club in NJ and wanted to see this topless version across the bridge. Club is clean and better maintained…

Secrets Showgirls

El Monte, California

WTF

The experience I had at this club when I last wrote a review and my recent visit could not be more different. I'm seriously trying to figure out whether I overrated it because it was…

Mystique Stamford

Stamford, Connecticut

Becoming a new favorite

I stopped back in here after a couple months break to see if the place had changed since opening. Pleasantly surprised to see the girls are still amazingly hot and friendly. Came in…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Tried out the day shift

I've now been to HiLiter probably 8-10 times. I'm not from the area, but when in Phoenix I always come here. This however, was the first time I went during the day shift. I'm so…

Royal Palace

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

There are better places to go

I went on a weekday afternoon and it was empty. Empty as in no customers and no dancers. The bartender was a friendly Asian guy but I didn't go there to talk to…

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New follies furniture

Outside of follies....they are replacing the black love sets with new ones ....finally!!!!!!!!!

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Competition between PLs

Some classic stripperweb hustling advice is to try and make guys compete at the stage. It's been posted in multiple threads there. They talk about how once one guy gives a big tip, suddenly a whole bunch will join in,…

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OT: Insight from a bumper sticker

"You do not have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body."

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Cannabis Shops Near Strip Clubs We Like

I am posting this as a public service to at least one of the TUSCL family. http://www.wweek.com/potlander/2017/04/18/cannabis-shops-near-strip-clubs-we-like/

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Reddit answers from current and former sex workers

http://straight.fleshbot.com/6020652/best-of-reddit-current-and-former-sex-workers-and-sugar-babies Interesting

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HM in San Francisco

The wife and I are considering going to San Francisco in a couple of weeks and plan to hit the nude clubs. After looking at reviews it seems MBOT and Crazy Horse are the top two nudes? We don't…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

Good if you have the $

Been a while since I've been here so decided to go back. Long story short you can get what you want if you are willing to fork over some serious cash so if you…

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Spring is a wonderful time in Michigan.

Today, in Jackson, MI, a city about 90 miles West of Detwaa, police got several phone calls about a naked woman on the back of a motorcycle. A cop who was at a party store, looked out the door…

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Current porn favorite?

I can't say that I'm a porn aficionado, but I do check out the popular sites from time to time. And when I discover something that I like, I tend to binge-watch. Just like Netflix... Previous favorites have been…

Two O'Clock Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Terrible Black strip club

Ok so this place is definitely a Extras SC, but do you really want them? Thats the question you need to ask yourself before you visit, the lap dances happen not too far from the…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

2 Millstream Visits in One Week

I made two afternoon visits to the Millstream last week - one on Tuesday and the other on Friday. I think that the place is on an upswing, with some new girls who I…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Pretty nice, but be careful

Showcase Club sits to the side of a dark road in a light industrial area. The area is not an inviting part of town. However, it looks like it sees most of its population or…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Great time

Great time when I visited. Has been really good lately. Definitely recommend it. The girls are almost all nice and not pushy. The club was nicely situated and clean. The only problem I had was…

Thorobred Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Bad experience

I'd recommend avoiding this place. Got there around 10:00 on a Thursday night and should have turned around immediately after seeing zero dancers in sight. Against my better judgement, I decided to at least give…

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

First and Last Time

I wasn't too fond of this club. It does seem to be one of the nicer clubs in the area, alongside wackos and sinsations. The stage was oddly shaped and it kind of distanced the…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Not Quite What it Used to Be

I read some reviews that the back rooms weren't quite what they are used to be, and for my visit, it was true. There are basically three levels of lap dances; (1) the first…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

Blaze of Glory

Stopped by what looks like a boarded-up Steak-and-Ale on Cleveland Ave. Inside you pay a $7 cover...... at 3:55 in the afternoon? Good news is you get a ticket good for any meal…

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Offered a Position in Bangalore...

India. Seriously. Kind of funny since we have the Indian movers meme so strong on TUSCL. What do you guys think? I'd be moving up the management ladder. Should I take it?

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I just took a shit

Title says it all...

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

2nd to none

I came Easter night and monday lunch time. I'll review monday's heroics. Got there at 1145 am, picked my own high top. The pickings were slim for a 30 min as far as…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

Disapointing

ENTER THE CHAINDOG. I have not been here in over a month, $1,400 in my pocket, almost $ 300.00 willing to spend. Some cars in the parking lot. A old biker working the door. The…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

First time visit

I was traveling through Indy and stayed near the airport so I visited Dancers which was nearby. It was my first visit to this club arriving around 10pm. I won't go over the…

Mirage Gentlemen's Lounge

Farmingdale, New York

Mirage

The new name of this club is Mirage (how original!). Arrived a little past 1am on a Friday night. $15 cover charge at the door. I'm already annoyed and know that if it's a $15…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

One Dancer

I was headed though Philly, getting gas at the Wawa and thought I'd stop by. I got one of the last parking places beside the building but saw a large parking lot for customers…

Pirates Cove

Portland, Oregon

Kind of surreal

Driving home late on a Thursday night and wanted to stop at a club for a night cap and some nudity. It was getting around that time when clubs often start turning people away or the…

Delilah's Den Atlantic City

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Would come back

Visited this place on a Saturday night after a gambling for a while. I was just in the mood to see some firs. Paid $20 at the door , no big deal. The club…

Papermoon Midlothian

Richmond, Virginia

Good Looking Girls

I stopped in while visiting the area after checking out the clubs on TUSCL so I didn't waste my time. the girls were mostly 8s and 9s and nothing below a 7. There…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Mellow escape

I stop here every few weeks, more often during than day than at night. Ownership changed but everything stayed about the same. The took out a small stage on the side and put in a…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Friday evening visit

I was in town on business with some colleagues and we decided to stop at Heavenly Bodes since it was the closest strip club to where we were staying near O'Hare. We got there…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

Always a good time

Went on a Friday night around 10pm. It was pretty packed, but you can find a seat. I don't usually go to strip clubs - about 2-3 times a year when the wife goes away,…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

again

Made an infrequent daytime weekend visit. Seems like the traffic is even worse on I-5 on the weekends as it is during the weekdays. Whoda thunk? Paid the 10 dollar cover plus…

Knockouts Gentlemen's Club

Arcadia, California

Early visit on a weekday

I saw an add that said happy hour on wednesdays witj 75 dollar vip dances for 15 minutes so i decided to give it a try. I was on a lunch break, so i…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Waste of Time

The only good part of the trip here was that I was able to park right out in front of the building. That was the highlight of the evening. It's been a while since I've…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Another great night at the Go Go

I got to the club around 10pm. There were quite a few dancers walking around and always 2 on stage. I started speaking to some of the girls that I didn't recognize and a couple…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

YOU CAN STRETCH a DANCER here...Oops I meant Dollar

The girls here are all on drugs , not on scramble or ready but pills/weed. Some of them are even drunk during there shift. The dancer TINY, talks all this crap about how management fired all…

Mint Lounge

Miami Gardens, Florida

Ok for a first visit

I'm originally from Orlando and just moved down here. I never really like the black clubs in Orlando because there was too much restraint in those clubs. I'm officially down here and have decided to…

Ritz

Houston, Texas

Couple of guys look for a view

Friend and I went to ritz on Saturday night. The $12 each to get in, $10 for a corona after the tip. I was patient and waited till I found a girl I liked, but…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Some new faces not necessarily good

Definitely my favorite clubs in the area. It's pretty laid-back, beer is cheap, bathroom is clean all the girls are super friendly. They may not be the best looking but at least they're friendly. When…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Nice place- meh experience

Had some time to kill and popped in here. The location is really great and the venue itself is pretty big and nice. I did on the way in and on the way out see…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

College students in for confrence

I went with a group of 5 friends, Each of us with a variety of cash available. I personally got a few private dances from 2 different girls and a VIP dance from another along…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Always A Decent Visit

Number 3 on my 4 strip club tour on Good Friday 2017 in Detroit. I arrived around 11PM and it was a good crowd but not crowded by a standard Friday night at Coli.…

Taboo

Linden, New Jersey

Good Dancers but annoying bouncers

Went there on a friday evening, the bouncers were a little annoying. I am asian and was frisked, while a white guy walked just past me. Before leaving I was stopped by a different bouncer…

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420

It is 420 day in Denver tomorriw

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Sexy Baristas pose for aexy calandar

https://303magazine.com/2016/12/denver-baristas-calendar/

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Jeepers I'm Drunk

https://youtu.be/Lj2SVNLiqYg

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What are the signs that a strip club customer is a newbie?

What are the signs that a strip club customer is a newbie? Here's one that I just saw. He only brings enough money for a few stage tips and has to go to the ATM to get a lap dance…

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Geek Squad semi retarded

1 Geek squad doesn't know anything about electronics. 2 Geek squad thinks they need to call the cops on anyone wearing a blue polo shirt and kackis https://youtu.be/KgUIbPfhSuo

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Stay Classy Philly

Flyers fan disguises himself as Penguins fan, sucker punches Columbus fan, runs away http://www.broadstreethockey.com/2017/4/19/15358450/stay-classy-philly?hl=1&noRedirect=1

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prevent HIV infection by taking a pill every day

Heard about this in a public service announcement in my local TV station - had also heard about it on the HBO show "Vice" when they did a segment called "Countdown to Zero" which talked about the latest HIV research. From…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

A Good Rhino

I've been to several Rhinos in CA and elsewhere. They're always clean clubs with upscale furnishings, good lighting, and generally prettier dancers than the competition. The COI Rhino follows suit. I'd say it's the nicest, cleanest…

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

Can't explain it

Well you can read my reviews on here and see I frequent this club because in mid Michigan it's your only option. Got the itch Monday and almost hit the freeway for Detroit but I…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Average experience

I haven't been in about six months now due to work constraints. Form the reviews I've read it sounds like things haven't changed much. I only make it there afternoons and there are…

Cassidy's Polo Club

Amarillo, Texas

Cassidy's polo club

This place was my first visit to a strip club and at 28 years old i know thats sad. I walked in around 10:00 pm, paid my cover and sat at the bar. Immediately approached…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Marathon Monday at Marios

I was surprised coming by on Marathon Monday that the club wasn't as busy as I expected it to be. Half the state seems to have the day off, so about 3 PM I…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Very nice!

I wonder if the premises were built to house this club. If so, the space and the appointments are kind of slapped together. Who came up with the overly large entryway, the four stages that…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Same ole, same ole

CH is what it is. It really hasn't changed much the past 15-20 years. The cover is a bit on the high side, but hey, what do expect here in SF. Went and got comfortable,…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

My favorite dive bar

Boggie's has been described many times. My favorite dive bar. Drinks could be a little cheaper, but they do have buckets of beer on sale and the occasional drink specials. The girls…

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Fox News decides to let go of Bill O'Reilly

Good riddance to the most arrogant prick on television. It's blowhards like him that make me despise the media. No spin zone my ass! Although it's unrelated, I hope this is what Trump means by "draining the swamp". In other news, my…

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Man robbed in Las Vegas strip club parking lot

A 30-year-old man was robbed at gunpoint in a strip club parking lot Wednesday morning. He was inside his vehicle outside the Sapphire Las Vegas, 3025 Sammy Davis Jr. Drive, when a man with a gun took his cellphone and cash…

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Dallas Man Gets 35 Years for Kidnapping Stripper He Intended to Sell Into Sex Sl

http://www.dallasobserver.com/news/dallas-man-gets-35-years-for-stripper-kidnapping-9383583

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Trump's Latest Hits

Great stuff here. Apparently the "armada" he sent to Korea last week actually didn't get anywhere near Korea and went to the Indian Ocean for joint maneuver with the Australian navy instead. Now is on its way to the western…

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Houston

I'm visiting Houston in a few weeks. What are the best clubs there for high mileage?

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OT: Aaron Hernandez hangs himself in prison

http://nypost.com/2017/04/19/aaron-hernandez-kills-himself-in-prison/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=news_alert&utm_content=20170419

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Want to fuck a prego? A Nevada sex worker plans to continue working throughout h

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11840784&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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vincemichaels is a dickbreath Neanderthal!

Title says it all! Lol!

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Juice, Detroit Is Callig Your Name

https://instagram.com/p/BTChOf3hgJy/ A picture is worth a thousand words, in this case it's a thousand calories.

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25 Years-To-Life Sentence For Man Who Killed Woman In Times Square Hotel Room An

"Ten years after the murder of a 33-year-old woman in Times Square, her killer was finally sentenced. Clarence Dean, a sex offender from Alabama, will now serve 25 years to life in a state prison." http://gothamist.com/2017/04/18/25_years-to-life_sentence_for_man_w.php FYI, Hotel Carter currently being demolished.

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Melo's Stripper Bitch

Does Anyone know which club in NYC that Carmelo met the stripper that he got pregnant? Also how stupid is he to fuck a stripper without a condom. As Cris Carter would say C'mon Man.

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Bill Clinton vs Donald Trump who would you rather be.

Ole Bill and Donald are the same age, Bill has more hair, Donald's kids are smart, successful, his older sons are married to smart pretty women, run businesses, earn their own way, his daughters are beautiful, smart and successful. Bill's only kid is…

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In Detroit the 2AMers don't need any help.

An employee of The Landing Strip, 36431 Goddard Road, Romulus, walked upon a gruesome sight Tuesday afternoon after discovering a man inside his car with a gunshot to the head. According to Romulus Police Capt. Joshua Monte, the gunshot was self-inflicted. Monte…

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New World Site

Hey guys, I'm pretty sure I'll be going to FKK World very soon, as well as FKK Sharks and maybe FKK Palace as well. Thinking of making a trip yourself? Maybe seeing their new site and video clip might help you

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Crazyjoe does sky diving

https://youtu.be/RbIivGvflkk

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vincemichaels Needs to Apologize to Veterans and all of TUSCL

For lying about military service. What a disgrace to the board he is!

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Family Wants Justice for Man Killed Outside Strip Club

This is a sad video featuring the family of a 21-year-old man who was shot and killed outside a strip club. http://www.tristatehomepage.com/news/local-news/family-wants-justice-for-man-killed-outside-strip-club/693386108

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Monica Lewinski revisited.

Hmmm, just after the Donald mangled the Easter Egg hunt on the South Lawn of the White House, he returned to the Oval office to mangle the country's affairs. To relax, he invited Douchester and txtittyfag in to act…

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Strippers - The Lesbian Effect

This past weekend I went on a clubbing binge which I haven't done in some time. At one club, there was a (to me) extremely cute young dancer. She was a little chubby but wore her weight well…

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High end Providers and Social Media

Beginning to believe that hottest girls like 9-10s that used to be in strip clubs and other platform are now damn near all online...webcam, IG, Twitter and other online or social media platforms. Your able to DM many of these…

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Agency vs Indy

'nuff said. Any difference?

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Anyone like Taylor Swift

After watching the Emily, I clicked on a few of the video links and found this. https://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/taylor-swift-sex-tape-video-leaked

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Ripping off the ROB

Amazing turn of events today in what was shaping up to be a very bad experience at the club. It didn't end good, but it wasn't a train wreck either. Got a very aggressive, handsy sales pitch from a dancer who…

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A compilation of Emily Ratajkowski videos

That must-see site celebjihad.com has compiled some of Emily Ratajkowski's best topless and nude videos: https://www.celebjihad.com/emily-ratajkowski/emily-ratajkowski-naked-ultimate-compilation-video (4:32) IMO her body is outstanding and her face is *way* above average.

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House moms - How many clubs have them?

I have only seen them in 2. In Atlanta, the Old Crazy Horse saloon (now Rumors) and Follies. They actually had 2 baby showers ITC for the Follies house mom. Sorry I missed those. :)

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Looking for full nude club closest to Memphis

My girlfriend and I are looking for a full nude club close to home. Our favorite in Memphis is the pony. They are topless and allow lots of contact is that allowed in the nude club?

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Oops! Assad Not Respobsible For Sarin Gas Attak; White House Misread Evidence

Full story: https://uk.news.yahoo.com/mit-expert-claims-latest-chemical-100819428.html Excerpts: He concluded that the US government's report does not provide any "concrete" evidence that Assad was responsible, adding it was more likely that the attack was perpetrated by players on the ground. Postol said: "I have reviewed the [White House's]…

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What is the worst type of piercing?

For me I'll just say that I find septum rings disturbing. And eyebrow piercings are also seriously non-brilliant! :(

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A noble gas

If a king farts, is it a noble gas?

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Stripper Logic 102

A topic often re-visited, what are some good stripper logics you have heard. I was clubbing this weekend and ran into a beautiful stripper I had done ITC with several times over the years. She's funny, hot as…

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Questions from Rookies

If a rookie club hound could only ask you one question about the Hobby, what should that question be?

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Overseas blue pill sources out of commission

I just tried safer***.com and safer***.net. Both sites now pop up an INS Homeland Security page with a notice that the domains have been seized due to drug smuggling. Have all the cheap sources dried up?

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We need a term for the PL lust when you're trying to get a dancer but she is loc

That feeling of "I want that!" when she is locked down with some other dude or otherwise inacessible. I guess PL Lust, but there has to be some better term than that.

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what percentage of dancers on a given sc visit do you find attractive?

I'm guessing it's different for every club particularly if you've only been once(not a large sample size). so for this experiment, only the clubs you've been to more than once. Previously, it was probably 20-40%. lately(not traveling anymore) it's more…

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I think this is MrDeuce's kind of actress!

I've never heard of her, but apparently the recent celebrity leaks included this Nicolle Radzivil. www.kanonitv.net/2017/04/nicolle-radzivil-leaked-naked-photos Alas, no pictures of Radzivil butthole, but her tits are aces! ;)

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Approaching the woman for a dance?

I've said for the longest time.e I'd never approach a woman in the strip for a dance and I've held steadfast to that for years. But I always gave my reasons but never had the experience to back it up.…

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Another dumb shit.

SPRINGFIELD (WKZO AM/FM) -- A Calhoun County man who stopped at a strip club and left his one year old child strapped in a car seat in the parking lot is spending the weekend in jail on a charge…

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"Oh, well you got me there!"

Was talking to a stripper and she was Spanish. If you read enough of my posts and discussions, you know the physique of this woman. Anyway, she asked for my name and instead of the usual "John", I told her…

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I think that this is the second recent death by lap dance.

A West Texas man died in a most unusual way over Easter weekend. The El Paso County Sheriff's Office said 67-year-old Robert Gene White passed away while getting lap dances at a strip club. Investigators told KVIA-TV that the man became unresponsive…

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Your emotions on your first OTC experience.

Were you excited? Nervous??? I was more shocked than anything else. I had failed on my first attempt at a different club and girl. She said "I don't know you well enough". The second try was at the…

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Glory hole: opaque or clear?

The recent "my wife wants to do a glory hole" thread got me thinking. Let's assume you could go somewhere where you could be certain that the person on the other side of the glory hole was of a gender to…

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Busted outside strip club, Springfield woman tells police: 'I'm no snitch but...

Another strip club genius. http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2017/04/woman_arrested_at_springfield.html

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How to approach customers in the SC

I've been dancing off and on for a couple of years, but I'm still not sure what guys want to hear. I dance at hood clubs as well as mixed clubs so it's easy to see why I hey confused.…

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vinceygirl Should Apologize to Veterans and to TUSCL

For lying that he saw active military service.

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Stripper reaction for LDK

Was going through stripper web shcoked to see so many strippers are offended or dont like when someone LDK I understand not all of them ldk but I mean what u expect a guy to do when a naked gal is…

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Second or Third Pop Experiment

Some may recall my curiosity as to whether Viagra would allow a "Second or Third Pop" . Thanks for those that offered advice and to my unnamed drug dealer who provided the trial pills. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=49088 Thursday evening, I tried my…

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Tapped Out: Need real intimacy

Ya I started this journey because I wanted access to easy, but hot pussy. Found easy and hot enough. Found girls who help me have a good time. Other side of 30's and now I just want to cuddle up…

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2am'er at The Pony in Evansville, IN

http://www.14news.com/story/35157286/1-person-killed-another-sent-to-hospital-after-shooting-at-the-pony-no-arrests-made

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MILF-less Night At The Clubs

Strange night, I went to 4 clubs, saw close to 100 girls (conservative estimate) and I think I saw only 4 MILFs. For the record I have a special affection for MILFs and I classify a MILF stripper as…

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Navy SEAL’s wife: We made porn films to pay the bills

"The military is investigating Navy Chief Special Warfare Officer Joseph John Schmidt III for appearing in more than 29 adult films in the last seven years" http://nypost.com/2017/04/14/navy-seal-under-investigation-for-side-gig-as-porn-star/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_content=20170415

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Jacksonville strip club employee accused of stealing $250,000

What is $250,000 of gold rings, coins and cash doing in a strip club? The IRS might want to know. The thief bought "scooters, cars and drones." http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/crime/jacksonville-strip-club-employee-accused-of-stealing-250000/431302015

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Dumpster fire sparked Iowa strip club blaze, officials say

Zippers Gentleman's Club in Milford, Iowa bites the dust http://globegazette.com/news/iowa/dumpster-fire-sparked-iowa-strip-club-blaze-officials-say/article_dbf847d2-0f0f-5436-8065-ea44a86d416c.html

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Tijuana strip clubs, street girls and escort explained, my Disneyland for adult

4/17 went to Tijuana stayed at hotel cascadas small room stayed one day, floor were clean no problem it was nice. HONG KONG I went to HONG KONG strip club only after I walked and checked all the street…

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Awkward meeting, ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!

Who here has met a friend or acquaintance at a strip club? How was it- fun, uncomfortable, did you both pretend that neither of you were really there...? I work for a company that answers emergency service calls, and got…

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And they think they are so cool

Douchester and txtitty fag are so fucking POS's they think they are so cool. No reviews in a long time, baby boys ????? Real men go to clubs and provide a useful service. All you dumbasses do…

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Intelligence in a woman

Turn on Turn off Or neutral?

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New review categories

The old "Physical Club" and "Dancers" categories when submitting reviews has been replaced by 2 new ones: 1) "Vibe" ('10' - Totally comfortable would go back; '1' - Would rather go to the dentist) 2) Vampiness ('10' - hot friendly dancers; '1'…

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Atlanta - lowest cover on a Friday Night

Does anybody have an answer to which club has the lowest, or a reasonable cover on a Friday? I hate spending money before just getting in the club Atlanta (or nearby)

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Southern clubs

Going on a golf vacation soon down south. Any good clubs for golfers you'd recommend? I know mileage won't be what I am used to, but trying to stay in the same price range and quality as the (higher end)…

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Consistently High-Mileage Clubs

Interested in everyone's opinion as to consistently high-mileage clubs across the US. What I mean here is those clubs which over time in everyone's experience have proven to be consistently the best "bang for your buck". Particularly interested in…

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Acquitted: Aaron Hernandez

I have no fight in this ballgame. I'm too far removed from it to have an opinion on it other than it was led to believe he was certain to not be acquitted. Who do we believe? The fake media?…

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OT: THE LAST JEDI trailer has dropped

Of course, it has that pussy Darth Emo from "Girls" in it. I hope they bring back Darth Maul. The greatest ending ever would be for him to whip Darth Emo's ass and then cut off Mark Hamill's

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Georgemicrodong caught in action. :)

http://www.xnxx.com/video-eockxad/small_penis_fucking_a_girl

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OT: Dan Rooney, Head of Pittsburgh Steelers, dies

We could use more people like Dan Rooney. RIP. http://www.post-gazette.com/sports/ron-cook/2017/04/13/dan-rooney-dies-pittsburgh-steelers-ron-cook/stories/201704130203?pgpageversion=pgevoke&via=newsletter&source=CSAMedition

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Nympho Activation System

There really is a specific phrase you can say to any woman, any where, at any time which will trigger all her hormones and make her undeniably horny. It's no guarantee that she's going to drop her panties and…

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Once a ROB, always a ROB?

Can a total Rip Off Bitch transform herself into a good mileage dancer that a strip club veteran can enjoy? Until tonight I would have said probably not. She has the same dancer name as the DS. And she…

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This is what it's like to go to a strip club high

I go to a strip club and watch the stage show with a hard on for two hours. Then I get the munchies. There's a "high end" steakhouse nearby and that's where Mary wants to go. I am seated at the…