Hey guys wanted to find out where would be the best place to go in Orlando? going to be there for 5 days @ a wedding and I'm not sure where would be the place to go. Thanks!
Diamond Dolls, Grandview or Molly Brown's in Daytona (less than 1 hour) will be your best bet. Don't be put off by their bikini bar status. Lap dances are topless with some vulva flashing, and fully nude in VIP rooms (at least at DD). DD is open at noon M-F and is the only club that is.
Orlando is frankly a strip club wasteland.
Going the other direction to Ybor City and Tampa will take a bit longer.
The best place to go in Orlando is as far away as possible. I was there a few years back and went to four clubs in the span of 90 minutes to 2 hours. No touch rule is STRICTLY enforced. If you like wasting money on ZERO contact air dances from a dancer you need binoculars to see because she is so far away, then by all means try any club. They're all the same. Fuck Disney.
Appreciate the feedback! Think that Diamond Dolls in Daytona looks to be a good spot to hit up after reading some of the reviews. Definetly seems like Orlando is a wasteland which is unfortunate.
Many Orlando PLs hit Cocoa Beach and hit Inner Room or Cheaters - Inner Room is divey w/ $10 topless dances w/ good-contact and it's mostly white on dayshift and mostly black at night - Cheaters is mostly white but slow on dayshift and dances are $20 - LIdo in Cape Canaveral is almost all white-girls w/ $20 dances and typically has the best-looking dancers but dayshift can be hit or miss. All 3 clubs are close to each other; close at 2:00 a.m.; topless dances w/ good-contact but no private VIP.
and in Orlando... maybe mango's restaurant is finally open. (mango's in South Beach miami is great entertainment, food and drink. hopefully their orlando location will be good too.)
Go to Disney. Stay on property. Slip Snow White your spare room key. Promise her two grand (after all, she's just a college kid). Tell her NOT to bring the dwarves unless you want to settle for sloppy eighths.
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Orlando is frankly a strip club wasteland.
Going the other direction to Ybor City and Tampa will take a bit longer.