At what age is a bathroom troll in his prime

Reuben the bathroom troll at Follies is pushing 100 and still get love from the ladies every time I stop by or take a leak

70

Perfect job for retirees. I'll say 73

68. Still got a little pep in their step for grabbing towels and soap, but old enough that they can zone out while staring at your junk while you piss and blame it on their brain fog.

Once they start struggling, then its time to downgrade to a Walmart greeter position.

As soon as he becomes a bathroom troll !

Reuben is cool but that young guy in his 20's working there during the day on Sundays is a pushy arrogant SOB.

I want to be a bathroom troll in the strippers dressing/bath room. they can tip me with kisses.

Actually as soon as they become a bathroom troll the are past their prime. Could you imagine a worse job to use as a pick up line
Something like; Hi baby I'm the head bathroom attendant at Stars,what are you doing tonight baby?

Juice is the prime age for a bathroom troll.

When I grow up, I want to be a bathroom troll.

I mean, where else can you sell condoms and cigarettes to strippers, all the while dishing out hand sanatizer and paper towels to PLs?

The career options are limitless after you get that on your resume.

It's the prefect job in retirement so I'll say 65. Reuben is way past his prime. He never has condoms.

Ruben yanks his weiner

^ Seriously though, who on this board doesn't?

^ @flagooner, did you forget about lopaw?

True. Let me rephrase...

Who on this board doesn't, at least occasionally, take matters into their own hands?

I wonder how competitive the bathroom-troll field is

@shadowcat AMEN! I like the Livesavers he gives out, but seriously - chill out, dude!

@flagooner I don't