Weird turnoffs

Lol. CrazyJoe loves the girls who shit and fart...

^^^LMAO

Quit hiding in the girls bathroom at school and you won't hear girls shit and fart.

Smokers - girls that cuz - heavy drinkers - drug users.

White girls who talk like hood rats. When one lands on me, it's time for:

"Bye, Felicia"

w.r.t. dancers, I don't like long stockings (I like to touch and feel legs/skin) - hate bottoms that come up to their belly-button

i don't know if it qualifies as a weird turn off........but for me it would be cig smokers

"White girls who talk like hood rats. When one lands on me, it's time for:

"Bye, Felicia" "

Lol. I actually think it's kinda cute.

Dancers that go straight to the VIP pitch, girls that cus (with you on that Papi; have to disagree on the stockings though), too many/too large piercings in lips, nose, cheeks.

female cig smokers is not one of my weird turnoffs, but is definitely a big turnoff for me.

Larry - I'd say 90% of strippers smoke, how do you navigate this in the SC? Many states have a no smoking policy in public places, but if you are looking for OTC it could be problematic.

My turnoffs are typical - BO, bad attitudes. I can't think of any weird ones.

I'm not sure what you mean, but there are some things that cause me to avoid dancers:

Once piece outfits. It's not a 100% dealbreaker, but too often they're hiding something. A lot of lazy girls also seem to wear them, which means the don't come all the way off for dances, and I hate having half a swimsuit flopping around on my stripper. There also seems to be some sort of correlation, one piece wearers are approximately 83% more likely to have GPS. So, not strictly a turn off, but certainly something that devalues a stripper in my mind.

Complicated outfits. This is pretty similar to one piece, but there is often less hiding. Girls don't want to take them off, and it seems to go with GPS. This includes the bottoms that have the tall straps that go up over their shoulders, pieces that interlock with each other, etc.

Stockings/fishnets. Again, not a 100% dealbreaker, but like PC said, I came to touch skin not rub clothes. If I want to deal with fishnets I'll go on the fucking boat. There is an element of hiding here too, be it cellulite or scabs or whatever.

I don't mind cursing and drinking, or even a bit of recreational drug use. I don't fuck with girls who appear to be fucked up where I question their judgement, at the strip club or anywhere else. Not sure if that's a turnoff or just a dose of reality.

I'm just talking about girls in general. It can be civilians or dancers.

Understood Larry. Cig smoke is not my favorite either, but I've learned to deal with it with strippers.

Yeah - hate the complicated outfits that either dancers won't take off or takes them half the song to take off

Strippers 'dancing' with bare feet.

@londonguy: Interesting how one guy's turn-on can be another guy's turn-off! I like it when a stripper takes off her shoes before a lap dance or VIP. With some girls, I even like to see them shoeless on stage!

I hate when strippers try to dress "high class", "fancy " etc. You know the look; (fake) diamond jewelry, fancy looking lingerie that covers too much.

Party girls - girls that treat the strip club like a house-party or a sleep-over with their GFs - they seem to put more emphasis on them having a good time vs paying proper attention to the custies - e.g. playing silly games w/ other dancers, dancing-on/dry-bumping other dancers, or just preferring to hang w/ their dancer buds in the club - IME they often give crappy dances b/c they're more interested in partying

Stockings or leggings = never a dance. Heavy perfume = get the fuck away from me. Women who use the word "conversate". Fuck that anyone who uses the word conversate makes me homicidal.

^ AMEN on the conversate annoyance.

Yeah I feel you rh48hr, with strippers I just learn to deal with it.

GPS is a deal breaker

Short socks in the dancer heels. Fishnet, particularly when it's over the butt. Boot stripper heels. Ornate/intricate shoes. Fishy vagina smell & ass smell. Thick braids. Any sort of hairstyle that is youngish or girly. Skirts I think.

"Short socks in the dancer heels"

Yeah I absolutely HATE that.

Of course I don't approve of tobacco or drugs. And though I tolerate it, I discourage alcohol.

I like to keep girls in high heels, ones with straps which make them stay on. Either that or the highest of boots. Need to stay on.

Don't like bras on them, or even bikini tops, as they are still too much like harnesses.

But beyond this, mostly girls get themselves into trouble by the words which come out of their mouths, by their ideas and attitudes.

One was going on and on about someone's son who is a contractor, and explaining that if she had a son, she would want him to be like that.

Then she said of me, "Oh, SJG, he's sitting here being the strong silent type."

I guess this is Stripper Shit, but she rubbed me the wrong way.

Another one talking about her drugs and showing me how she uses a piece of aluminum foil to make a concealable hash pipe. And talking about how another girl tried to give her cocaine.

Long long ago, at SF MBOT, one girl on my lap telling me how she can touch me but I can't touch her. Well this is hard. But she kept pinching my thighs.

Girls who try very hard to get you into a dance booth or dance area, and then are not willing to open up and engage very well.

Lots of girls in local clubs who want you to tip them just because they are there. Just have to live with this.

Lots of ways girls can be condescending and dismissive.

Overall though, most of them I do like. And though it is always at cost, with most of them I do get along well. They are usually on their best behavior.

Thinking about it, 1000x more things which piss me off about my ex-wife, than about what I see of strippers.

SJG

I think I mostly have typical (or at least mildly common) turnoffs. I don't like when girls wear outfits that remind me of streetwalkers, e.g., the ribbons spiraling up their legs, things like that, maybe that's the most non-typical, I'm not sure most people care or notice that

Cigarette smoking and the fishy smell. I'm quick to disappear on the second one

Am I the only person that doesn't like women in thongs?

I like the look of long socks, stockings, and fishnets but agree that they suck for dances because you can't feel their legs.

Holy fuck, I think thongs are possibly the greatest gift to men, I put it in that rare air with such things as yoga pants and boyshorts. yes yahtzee, definitely weird!

One thing that is often a turn-off for me is "cheeky shorts" ... shorts that are cut to leave part of the butt cheek out. But, it's not a turn-off on principle for me -- it's that 95% of the girls wearing them look terrible. Very few girls look good in them, but for the girls who do, obviously I enjoy it. But few girls can pull them off.

Ugly feet

My big turnoffs include: BO, one piece outfits and wigs/hair pieces. One pieces limit access and I like to grab and pull hair.

Hairy legs. Really, she works in a strip club, and has stubble on her legs? Crooked teeth. I can get over this if she keeps her mouth closed and keeps rubbing her ass on me. Bad breath. Why do I keep trying to overlook it thinking the dance might be great anyways? Stiff hair. Too much whatever if there hair is just icky. Sometimes I just can't help wondering if it's the last dude's spunk. Sweaty. It's OK after 2,3,4,5 dances, but not the start of the first.... Tattoos. Not just any tattoos, but boyfriends names tattooed on her neck, or kids names on her ass... Grim reapers on a chick's breasts is sooo sexy.... C section scars. Do I need to explain? Titty job scars. Too many fake tits only look good when there's a shirt over them. But, then again, I hope none of these are really "WEIRD" turnoffs... (I think I need to upgrade the class of clubs I frequent).

Freckles

Hairy ass. It's not enough to shave your pussy. You also have to take care of the butt crack and asshole.

Very long hair - I actually like the way it looks but hate that it gets in the way - e.g. it can often fall in front of her shoulders and get in the way of me enjoying the boobies

Girls who don't fart? Must have grown up with no sisters. I remember you would have to watch out for one of my sisters silent ones especially if everyone cleared a side of the room.

I think all my turn offs are normal. Such as she stinks, too many tattoos, a bad personality, ugly. One unusual one for me is if she is mean to others. Some guys might not care if a girl is mean to others but I see it as a bad sign. Exception, if the other person did something to her first. Then I might understand they are just having a quarrel.

Oh one more, mean jokes. It's a turn off because I was not pleased in college when I lived with some jokers. Only way to get them to stop was to act so pissed off I might cause them physical harm. They got afraid of me and stopped. In reality I was just really annoyed. I remember getting stuck in our dorm bathroom after taking a shower. Someone jammed the door stuck. I won't describe the technique. If I see a girl who thinks its ok to do stupid jokes, turn off.

One guy thought about doing a stupid joke one morning in my dorm room while I was sleeping in my bed. I must have been dreaming about combat because I suddenly flipped around in bed and swung my fist real fast stopping about a centimeter from the guys nose who was standing near my bed. He didn't approach me anymore. I would have knicker him out if he had been closer. I should have told him I destroyed my alarm clock one morning when I thought I heard a mosquito buzzing, in my sleep.

Knocked him out, stupid iPad spell checker

^^^ Pity, I got an erection just imagining how you might have knickered him out.

It's very frustrating when a girl can't take a good pussy pounding, and wants to be fucked gently. Titties are sensitive, asshole is too tight, super ticklish. Hate that shit! Chicks like this are always one and done.

I got a new one. Dancer sits down at your table without asking and immediately asks how about giving me a hundred dollars? Immediate turn off. Didn't give her a dime. She actually tried to negotiate down from there all the way to five bucks. She left a bit disgruntled saying something like I don't know why people come to strip clubs with no money. I had plenty of money but like I told her, I'm not giving my money away for nothing. I might have been more rude except she did look pretty good but I have to say, when I heard that, immediate major turn off. If a dancer asks that question again, I might say, "that would be nice, can you give it to me first?"

^ Really, you don't like that? That is weird.

My biggest turnoff are probably nipple piercings. Boobs, especially big soft curvy ones are so spectacular, I hate to see the nipples ruined by piercings. It is especially annoying when you see an incredibly hot dancer with an amazing body that manages to hide the bars in her nips until she's already on your lap. (Aspen at the Phoenix HiLiter pulled this on me).

It is weird for me for dancers to sit down uninvited and suddenly ask for a hundred dollars. In fact first time ever. I'm surprised this happens to others all the time. Some of the guys here must really make 250k a year. I certainly don't. Even if I did, I'm not giving money to a complete stranger for acting a bit rude. She even seemed serious about it like it might work. She was new. I hadn't been there in a few weeks and never saw her before. I might have tipped her on stage at some point without realizing it. None of the dancers acted upset at all.

I can't remember if she asked if I mind if she sat down actually. Beer may do that. That means you can't believe anything posted on this web site, except the really crazy stuff because that is too crazy to make up for most people.