Weird turnoffs
larryfisherman
California
Do you have any weird turnoffs when it comes to girls?
I have a couple.
1. Short socks. I'm fine with long socks on girls, but I absolutely hate short socks on girls. It's a turnoff that I can't explain. I'd rather them wearing no socks when having shoes on. You notice the socks the most if she's wearing lowtop shoes with shorts. I hate when you're having sex with a girl, and she's naked besides the short socks she has on, I always make her take off her socks lol. That turnoff has now switched to me now. I don't wear short socks anymore, I just wear long socks. By long socks I'm not talking all the way up to your kneecaps lol.
2. Shitting and farting. This is not such a weird turnoff, but when you're hanging with a girl, and she goes and takes a shit and you hear her doing it or the bathroom stinks after she's done. When you're sleeping with a girl, and maybe you're awake and she farts in her sleep. I thought girls didn't shit or fart?? Lol.
I have a couple.
1. Short socks. I'm fine with long socks on girls, but I absolutely hate short socks on girls. It's a turnoff that I can't explain. I'd rather them wearing no socks when having shoes on. You notice the socks the most if she's wearing lowtop shoes with shorts. I hate when you're having sex with a girl, and she's naked besides the short socks she has on, I always make her take off her socks lol. That turnoff has now switched to me now. I don't wear short socks anymore, I just wear long socks. By long socks I'm not talking all the way up to your kneecaps lol.
2. Shitting and farting. This is not such a weird turnoff, but when you're hanging with a girl, and she goes and takes a shit and you hear her doing it or the bathroom stinks after she's done. When you're sleeping with a girl, and maybe you're awake and she farts in her sleep. I thought girls didn't shit or fart?? Lol.
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"Bye, Felicia"
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Lol. I actually think it's kinda cute.
My turnoffs are typical - BO, bad attitudes. I can't think of any weird ones.
Once piece outfits. It's not a 100% dealbreaker, but too often they're hiding something. A lot of lazy girls also seem to wear them, which means the don't come all the way off for dances, and I hate having half a swimsuit flopping around on my stripper. There also seems to be some sort of correlation, one piece wearers are approximately 83% more likely to have GPS. So, not strictly a turn off, but certainly something that devalues a stripper in my mind.
Complicated outfits. This is pretty similar to one piece, but there is often less hiding. Girls don't want to take them off, and it seems to go with GPS. This includes the bottoms that have the tall straps that go up over their shoulders, pieces that interlock with each other, etc.
Stockings/fishnets. Again, not a 100% dealbreaker, but like PC said, I came to touch skin not rub clothes. If I want to deal with fishnets I'll go on the fucking boat. There is an element of hiding here too, be it cellulite or scabs or whatever.
I don't mind cursing and drinking, or even a bit of recreational drug use. I don't fuck with girls who appear to be fucked up where I question their judgement, at the strip club or anywhere else. Not sure if that's a turnoff or just a dose of reality.
Yeah I absolutely HATE that.
I like to keep girls in high heels, ones with straps which make them stay on. Either that or the highest of boots. Need to stay on.
Don't like bras on them, or even bikini tops, as they are still too much like harnesses.
But beyond this, mostly girls get themselves into trouble by the words which come out of their mouths, by their ideas and attitudes.
One was going on and on about someone's son who is a contractor, and explaining that if she had a son, she would want him to be like that.
Then she said of me, "Oh, SJG, he's sitting here being the strong silent type."
I guess this is Stripper Shit, but she rubbed me the wrong way.
Another one talking about her drugs and showing me how she uses a piece of aluminum foil to make a concealable hash pipe. And talking about how another girl tried to give her cocaine.
Long long ago, at SF MBOT, one girl on my lap telling me how she can touch me but I can't touch her. Well this is hard. But she kept pinching my thighs.
Girls who try very hard to get you into a dance booth or dance area, and then are not willing to open up and engage very well.
Lots of girls in local clubs who want you to tip them just because they are there. Just have to live with this.
Lots of ways girls can be condescending and dismissive.
Overall though, most of them I do like. And though it is always at cost, with most of them I do get along well. They are usually on their best behavior.
Thinking about it, 1000x more things which piss me off about my ex-wife, than about what I see of strippers.
SJG
I like the look of long socks, stockings, and fishnets but agree that they suck for dances because you can't feel their legs.
Crooked teeth. I can get over this if she keeps her mouth closed and keeps rubbing her ass on me.
Bad breath. Why do I keep trying to overlook it thinking the dance might be great anyways?
Stiff hair. Too much whatever if there hair is just icky. Sometimes I just can't help wondering if it's the last dude's spunk.
Sweaty. It's OK after 2,3,4,5 dances, but not the start of the first....
Tattoos. Not just any tattoos, but boyfriends names tattooed on her neck, or kids names on her ass... Grim reapers on a chick's breasts is sooo sexy....
C section scars. Do I need to explain?
Titty job scars. Too many fake tits only look good when there's a shirt over them.
But, then again, I hope none of these are really "WEIRD" turnoffs... (I think I need to upgrade the class of clubs I frequent).
I think all my turn offs are normal. Such as she stinks, too many tattoos, a bad personality, ugly.
One unusual one for me is if she is mean to others. Some guys might not care if a girl is mean to others but I see it as a bad sign. Exception, if the other person did something to her first. Then I might understand they are just having a quarrel.
It's a turn off because I was not pleased in college when I lived with some jokers.
Only way to get them to stop was to act so pissed off I might cause them physical harm.
They got afraid of me and stopped. In reality I was just really annoyed. I remember getting stuck in our dorm bathroom after taking a shower. Someone jammed the door stuck. I won't describe the technique. If I see a girl who thinks its ok to do stupid jokes, turn off.
Immediate turn off. Didn't give her a dime. She actually tried to negotiate down from there all the way to five bucks.
She left a bit disgruntled saying something like I don't know why people come to strip clubs with no money. I had plenty of money but like I told her, I'm not giving my money away for nothing. I might have been more rude except she did look pretty good but I have to say, when I heard that, immediate major turn off.
If a dancer asks that question again, I might say, "that would be nice, can you give it to me first?"
Even if I did, I'm not giving money to a complete stranger for acting a bit rude. She even seemed serious about it like it might work. She was new. I hadn't been there in a few weeks and never saw her before. I might have tipped her on stage at some point without realizing it. None of the dancers acted upset at all.