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Papi_Chulo

Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)

From a recent review from TUSCLer vajmon - review is long but well-written thus an easy read - it's of a place called Nana Plaza in Bangkok:


"... As others have said, Nana Plaza in Bangkok is not a single club. Rather it's like a small 3 story shopping mall except in place of stores there's strip clubs and whore houses. Normally I hate going to malls. But I could do this kind of shopping every day! Nana Plaza has strip clubs (called gogo's in Thailand) that cater to just about every taste whether you like young beauties, middle-aged Milfs, grannys or even trannys. Since there's much to cover I'll break this review into sections like Pappa Chuli (tuscl's most prolific and long-winded reviewer). But first a brief disclaimer- nothing written here should be interpreted as encouraging anyone to break any laws or that any money was exchanged for sex! LOL!

I. Location & Safety:
Nana Plaza is about a five minute walk from the Nana BTS (sky train) station. If you're mongering in Bangkok stay in a hotel that's located between the Nana and Asok BTS stations. All the hotels in this area are "guest friendly" (allow guests to bring back hookers), even the fancy ones.
Nana Plaza and the surrounding Sukhumvit area is overall relatively safe. There's security cameras and police everywhere. There's no problem walking alone on the main streets even very late at night. Just watch out for is pick-pockets.

II. Clubs:
There's over 30 joints in Nana Plaza. So they can't all be covered in just one review! Below are a few that I visited.

Billboard:
I loved this club! To me Billboard is the best club in Nana and overall the second best gogo in Bangkok after Crazy House on Soi 23. It's located on the top (3rd) floor on the left side of the plaza (seen from the street). The ladies here were all young (about 18 to maybe 23 or so) but not so young that you'll get into trouble! The night I visited there was probably close to 100 girls working at this one club alone. All the girls were very attractive. There's quite a few that were absolute stunners. Most girls were natural but there's a few that were tastefully enhanced. A nice mix of body styles from spinners to curvy. Although most girls had at least one tattoo, there were many stunners without any tats and overall it seemed like the ladies had fewer prominent tats than at most other clubs. Although all the girls working in the Bangkok gogos are Asian, Billboard had a few girls that were clearly mixed race including part white and one smokin' hot part black/African with a huge jungle bunny butt. Not only did Billboard have tons of drop dead gorgeous girls but it was very low hustle/hassle with no hard sells on drinks or "services" while still having a very upbeat fun vibe. And I felt right at home since almost all of the patrons looked like middle age to older sex tourists like myself. Inside the club is large and spacious. Like most other clubs when you enter you're met by a waitress that escorts you to a seat and then you must immediately order a drink (sort of functions like a cover charge). As you enter on your left there's a rotating carrousel-like stage with at least a dozen scantily clad ladies in black bikinis. Reminded me of a dessert cart at a restaurant! There's ample seating with dozens of tables with lounge chairs, a few booths along the front wall and then off in the back stadium style seating too. Then off to the right is a smaller stage that contains a hot tub. The dozen or so seats here are the best in the house. They offer a very upclose view of Billboard's main attraction, topless young beauties frolicking in a bubble bath. About a half dozen ladies are in the tub at a time with another half dozen or so also topless on the deck/stage next to the tub. Every few songs the girls rotate in and out of the tub and a new group of girls is rotated over to the stage before being rotated into the tub. The girls here looked like they were having a blast, laughing, splashing, spraying each other with the hand shower, doing shots and even a little playful lesbo action. They also try to entice you to "barfine" them (pay to take them home to fuck) by making eye contact with you and then doing the "I wanna suck ur cock" hand and tongue motions. Several girls put their tits and ass right in my face and even got some peeks at pussy too! I can tell you I definitely had a good time! I should say that in Thailand tipping at the stage is rare. The girls do this shit so that you barfine them. Not to get stage tips or sell lap dances. Anyway if you don't want to sit at the stage or at a table there's a long bar that runs along the back right wall which has a nice view of the hot tub. A local Singha or Chang beer costs 160 baht (about $5). Like most other clubs, instead of paying upfront there's a tab system where they put the receipt in front of you in a small wooden cup. Just like at a restaurant when you leave you pay for all the drinks you ordered including any drinks you bought for the girls ("lady drinks"). Lady drinks run 140 baht (about $4.50). Barfines to take a girl OTC ran 700 baht ($20) and short term paid directly to the girls for "boom boom" ran 3000 baht (about $86), IME this got about 2 hours of fun back at my hotel room.

Bangkok Bunnies:
Another very good club with a wide variety of shapes and sizes to choose from. It's located on the ground floor on the left side looking from the street. This club is huge! Probably the biggest at Nana. Like Billboard there was probably close to 100 ladies working at this one club. The ladies here were mostly in their early to mid 20's. Overall the ladies were attractive but IMO maybe a notch below Billboard. Nevertheless there were a couple of stunners too. This club also had a relatively relaxed vibe with no pestering to buy drinks or hard sells. Prices for drinks and "services" were comparable to Billboard. Inside there are 3 stages, two large (a square shaped and a cross shaped) and then a smaller stage. So there's ample seating stage side even with a crowd. Most of the ladies wore bikinis on stage but a few got topless. There's also a hot tub for the ladies to frolic in and custies can even jump in too! But unlike at Billboard the ladies here wore bikinis in the tub. I should also say that this place had a little more of a sports bar feel with TV's tuned to sports and even a pool table and a very large outdoor lounge area out front.

R&B Bar:
R&B is located on the second (middle) floor off to the center right looking from the street. The ladies here looked mostly in their mid to late 20's. At least 50+ ladies were working when I visited. Again many different shapes and sizes, mix of real titties and fake, most had tats, all the ladies here were attractive and there were a couple that were stunners who looked like they came right out of a Victoria Secret catalog. The club is set up with a very long stage that is surrounded by stadium-like seating. About 30 or so ladies are on stage at a time all in bikinis and all doing the "bangkok shuffle" (going through the motions unenthusiasticly :( Which brings up my main complaint here, this place lacked energy. Everyone looked bored, both dancers and custies. But on the upside at least the place had a semi-relaxed feel without too much pressure to buy additional drinks or "services". Although there was one annoying "tomboy" (girl that dresses like a dude) waitress. Only had a beer here for 160 baht then left after about 30 minutes so can't comment on the other prices.

Twister:
If you like 'em really young this is the place to go, along with Mandarin and Mercury also in Nana Plaza (and Crazy House on Soi 23). Just FYI in Thailand some of the girls working in gogos are a little younger than what's allowed back at home. For an American like myself it's kind of different. But one should understand that there are different cultural norms around the world. The Thais think it's fine. So as Pope Francis would say "who am I to judge!" Anyway Twister is located on the second floor on the right side of the plaza. Twister had about a dozen girls on each of its two parallel L shaped stages when I visited. Most were topless but a few girls got buck naked. Needless to say I enjoyed the stage show here! There was a variety of shapes from spinners to curvy. Most had a few tattoos. A few looked like they had popped out a kid or two out of their vagina. And I saw a couple that maybe shouldn't be dancing. But there was also a couple of real knock outs and one teenie stunner in particular that I'd definitely rate as a 10++. Overall I liked this club. Plus the barfine and overnight visit only came to 2800 baht (about $83) total for that stunner! However there were also a few drawbacks. First the mammasan looked like a ladyboy. When she? or he? came by and said hello and gave me a wink it gave me the creeps. Call me old fashion but shit like that is fucking bizarre! Second most of the custies here were young Asian wangsters. I sort of felt like I was in a scene from the movie Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift. Third normally smoking doesn't bother me but this place was so smokey it was like a thick fog inside. Finally the waitresses here were constantly pestering me to buy them drinks and drinks for the ladies that came and sat down uninvited next to me. They even tried to get me to buy the ladies on stage drinks. And then there was the constant pressure to select a girl. So if you want to watch tits and ass in peace and take your time making your selection then this is not the best place.

One last thing about the clubs in Nana Plaza. As others have said beware that there are "ladyboy" clubs with transvestites both pre and post op. You can tell which clubs these are by the "ladies" outside that look like men wearing wigs and have an adam's apple and a bulge in between their legs (and no that ain't a big bush!) Most of these places also have a sign saying ladyboys. So unless you're really fucked up drunk it's unlikely that you'll accidently stumble into these places.

III. The Boom Boom experience:

WARNING: if you're uptight or not a monger or live in Saudi Arabia, Iran or Utah you should skip this section!

I got to start with no matter how fucking old, ugly and disgusting you are it's very easy to get laid in Thailand by the girl of your fantasies... as long as you have some baht:) Let's just say I don't look like George Clooney. I'm 50 years old, way overweight, balding and I suffer from Crohn's Disease so I constantly fart like a racehorse and smell like shit. But in Thailand everywhere I went the ladies called me "handsome man" and I got to fuck girls less than half my age that looked like they came right from the pages of the Asian editions of Maxim, Playboy and Seventeen.
If you haven't fucked Asian girls you don't know what you're missing! Asian girls really give an awesome GFE. When they say "me love you long time" they ain't bullshiting. IME all the girls I barfined spontaneously gave me LFK and DFK both at the club, on the way home and back at my hotel. They all made believe that they looked impressed at how big my dick was and how big a load I shot. And they all gave a convincing performance that they enjoyed riding my lucky dragon. All the girls that I barfined seemed honest and were polite and courteous. None of the girls tried to rip me off in any way like reneging on a deal or trying to charge me extra. A couple politely asked if I would tip them cab fare but that was at the very end when they were heading out the door. And none of the girls rushed me or bailed after a set amount of time.
Everything starts with negotiating a rate for short term or long term with the lady you like (btw you are never expected to pay upfront, you settle up with the girl at the end of the night;) Then you pay the club a barfine (usually around $20) then the girl changes into her street clothes and you leave together. IME all the girls ended up walking 15 to 20 minutes back to my hotel with me. Only one even brought up the idea of going to a nearby short term ho-tel. But if you don't want to bring her to your hotel there are both rooms to rent by the hour on the top (third) floor of Nana Plaza itself and across the street at the Nana Hotel. At the hotel things always start off with showering together where the girl gives you a HJ while she washes off your cock and ballsack and you get to fondle her titties and play with her pussy. I have to say I really enjoyed the showering part and it was nice to have the girls smell nice and fresh in bed. Once in bed my experience was every girl started with a BBBJ and then standard fare included doggy, missionary, cowgirl, wheelbarrow, 6-9, playing doctor (gyno) and face sitting. Almost all the girls were ok with DATY. One girl was a little self conscious/embarrassed because she had a bush and thought it was gonna be a turn off for me. Needless to say she didn't know this monger could easily pass the Hell's Angels initiation rites! FYI probably about half the bargirls in Thailand have at least some hair downstairs and quite a few even have a bush. All the girls were also OK with letting me watch them pee. So if you're into a President Trump style "golden shower" I think that is definitely available with most ladies too. None of the girls that I barfined had any problem with me ending by popping in their mouth (CIM) or pulling out and jettisoning my rubber to cum on their ass or pussy lips. If you like to do facials I'm sure that's OK too. A quick word on condoms... basically you can easily buy condoms everywhere. BUT... the problem is that unless you're Asian they will all be way too small as they're only sized for local men. Apparently the old proverb is true: "Confucius say Asian man have very small peepee!" Luckily I had read about this beforehand and brought my own from home!
BBFS is also available if you are looking for that. In my case I wasn't planning on BBFS... but there was one girl that I just couldn't resist. This girl was amazingly beautiful, a 10++. Maybe the most beautiful girl I have ever banged... and I've banged a lot!!! She was just sooo fresh and young and had a kind of innocence to her. She was originally supposed to stay just "short term" but after round 1 we ending up talking for hours. Anyways we both ended up dozing off and the next morning she was honest and didn't try to scam me into paying for "long term" or even try to hit me up for a tip. She didn't have any tats or piercings and I had sniffed and licked every inch of her body and felt pretty confident that she was clean. Anyway as she was standing there in the bright morning sunshine getting ready to leave I was just in awe at how beautiful she was. So as she was walking out the door I decided to tip her since I really enjoyed our night together. She in turn interpreted this as I wanted boom boom again. I thought shit! She must have read my subconcious mind! So I took this good fortune as a sign from above that it was safe to fuck her without a condom since I was out of condoms. So after explaining to her that I was out of condoms it took a little bit of convincing before she went along... and a few more baht and maybe a little white lie (like that I would pull out:) But eventually on round 2 I got to bang her missionary without a condom and ended with a very deep CIP. The thought of impregnating her made me bust both my nuts!! At this point most American girls would have then bolted to the bathroom. But instead I got this young beauty to sit like a bullfrog with her legs spread and then I got right in there and massaged her clit while my jizz oozed out of her hairy wet pussy then ended with some FIV action. I would have loved to spend even more time with this beauty but at this point she said "me go home to cook for mom and sister". I'm not sure if that was true. Maybe she had to return to the club and the mammasan... or maybe she didn't want another creampie! LOL! Whatever the case this was definitely the highlight of my vacation!!

IV. Conclusion:
Thailand is knicknamed the land of smiles. I can see why. After a visit to Nana Plaza I had a smile on my face from ear to ear! If you're wondering which is better Nana Plaza or Soi Cowboy, I would rate them about equal. Both have a very wide variety of clubs and prices are comparable. Both have their share of high and low hustle/hassle clubs. And both are perfectly safe to visit even for mongers flying solo. They're also only about 10 to 15 minutes apart by taxi, skytrain and even if you just walk. So if you don't like one you can easily go to the other ..."

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