Addless Chaps
Imamutt
So I'm just doing some chores around the house and decide to go to the club, it's a decent day so I dust off the geezer glide for a ride. Wearing shorts, I opt not to take time to change and just put on my chaos, grab a shirt and go. At the club, I was told they couldn't let me in. All eyes are staring below my belt. I look down and to my horror realized my shirts had ridden up on the ride down to the club (no pun intended), all wedged up in my crack, twig and berries just hanging in view for everyone to see. The door girl followed me out to give me her number though.
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last comment"Assless". Dang autocorrect!
Balls. Older you get, the droopier they get.
Yeah they're halfway to my knees, they'll be pat my dickhead soon!
Lemme get this straight -- the door girl had never seen male genitalia before and was so overwhelmed with lust when she saw yours that she just had to have you. Is that what you're telling us?
Wait you wear assless chaps and expect us to think it was by accident that you got blown by a tranny?