Hell to the Naw

Decided to check this club out on the way to Tootsie's. It's in the middle of a strip of local business but stands out from the pack by the color of the building and its dive bar look. Walked in and was quickly disappointed. There are a couple pool tables when you enter and from what I could tell (but didn't indulge), a few booths for private dances nearby.

The bar is three sided with a stage in the middle (which is norm for Miami clubs), but there was only the bartender and 2 older dances there, one was chunky with an orange wig and the other looked like she needed a Snickers bar or two. Sat around for about 30 minutes hoping that someone else would arrive that was interesting, to no avail. After finishing my beer, I left, likely to never return. Maybe it was the time of day, but can't say I'll ever bother to find out.