Getting over my shyness in the AMP

Why is my Juice radar going off?

Juice will give you diabetes. You should drink water instead

They don't care about dick size at an amp. They will lie and tell you you have an impressive dick even if it's small. They are there to provide a service and make you feel good. Just enjoy it, they are not your girlfriend and turnover at an amp is such that by the next time you go the girls will be different.

Troll alert!

During a VIP recently the dancer started stroking Deuce Jr and complimented me on my great dick. He was actually quite flaccid at the moment, so I just laughed, thanked her, and said he would perk up in a minute. It was a charming bit of SS on her part, and we both knew it.

Soon my covered member was in her mouth and it didn't take long at all for him to explode. More of the sexy but insincere dirty talk: "I think it's so *hot* when a guy fills up a condom in my mouth!" Once again, complete SS, but sometimes it's fun to listen to. I pointed out that it would be even hotter to cum directly in her mouth, but she won't do that with me -- yet.

I've been playing with strippers long enough that I generally recognize stripper shit when I hear it. If your attitude is right, it's part of the fun.

^ Yeah that was some ace detective work to catch that as SS.

They prefer little dicks in the AMPs, large ones get them all stretched out and rub them raw, making them sore.
So, take advantage of the situation, your much more likely to get in her ass, if that interests you.

Those girls know how to treat...old as dirt but its cool

*there, not their

I think @GeorgeNanoDong gets over his lack of confidence by reciting passages of Atlas Shrugged. Might work for you.

You beat me to it, RossVa! I would be more embarrassed about writing "Their I said it" than about having a wee willy.

Usually in an AMP they don't really give you any choice about taking off your clothes. And they aren't shy about going for your cock either.

SJG

Compared to Asian guys you are average!

I suppose you guy's are right. Micro dicks would be easier to service. Maybe I should start taking pride in having a easy job for them to handle. The Asian lady I visit has been begging me to do the shower then a naked massage. I've been staying in my shorts. I think it's time to spread eagle and learn to fly

Diabetes?
That's chicken shit compared to the real problem.

Hell, Juice will give you the Black Plague, Blue Waffle and spontaneous combustion.

He's a well known rat sodomizer and is known to eat pancakes with gasoline.

All they want is your money. They only care about the size of your wallet.