Is San Jose Guy really Sarasota Guy?

gammanu95
You can unfriend me, unfollow me, and unlike me; but you cannot unlick my butthole
I was at Cheetahs Sarasota earlier this week. The fairly attractive stripper with the questionable breast scars I mentioned was on stage. A super-creepy guy went to the stage and tipped her. It was EXACTLY how I would picture SJG trying to enact The System to get a front-room makeout session. It was a swarthy fellow of about 5'6", 180#, wearing off-the-rack khakis, dark blue blazer, white dress shirt, and floral print tie. He had hilariously over-sized gold-trimmed D&G sunglasses pushed up into his hair. He walks up to the stage and starts stroking her body while she's dancing and eyeballing her like a piece of meat in exchange for a tip of two or three singles. The he picks up her discarded clothing and starts sniffing and smelling it, just like a bad porn scene! She casually danced away from him as quickly as she could. When she got to my end of the bar, I got up to tip her, and she could only talk about that creepy guy and not wanting to go back to that end of the stage. Every guy near that end of the state got up and started tipping her, saying they could save her. At the same time, her regular came in with her dinner. She went to tell her regular that she had some dances to do and grabbed the highest tipper ( not me) for his lap dances. Sarasota Guy follows them back to the VIP rooms. They turn left to the booths, he pauses to watch them enter a booth and then turns right to the bathrooms. He returns to sit at a table and glare at everyone. She finishes those lap dances and walks past him to get me. As we pass him, he says to me "Have fun, because I'm next.". When we finished our lap dances, he was wearing his sunglasses -in one of the darkest clubs I've ever been in- and glaring at me. I just stared back smiling until KittyCat began pestering me for a dance. By the time I got rid of her he had left. But I could not stop wondering if I had just met SJG, or maybe his Florida cousin?

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warhawks
7 years ago
Can't be SJG.

He doesn't own a pair of sunglasses.

No need for them in that dark basement.
JohnSmith69
7 years ago
SJG doesn't go to strip clubs. He just knows everything about them.
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
Usually SJG gets along well with strip club dancers. Seriously crossed wires only happens once in a while. No interest in smelling a girl's clothing, not where he pussy is within easy range.

SJG
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
not when her pussy is within easy range.

SJG

Ginger Baker's Air Force
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe9DA8pO…
shailynn
7 years ago
SFG - Sarasota Florida Guy.

Sounds about right, to 100% confirm if it was him did you go out in the parking lot and see an older woman waiting in a car (that would have been his mom waiting to pick him up) or did you see a bicycle parked by the front door chained to something?
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
I try to get around by bicycle as much as possible. My preferred mode for all travel, anytime day or night, any neighborhood, all weather. No problem getting home at 3am soaking wet. I love it. Cloths on the floor and hop into a hot bath.

Local bike shop describes its bikes as "Fountain's of Youth". I believe that.

SJG
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
The wheels on skateboards are too small. I like 700C bicycle wheels best.

SJG

TRAFFIC LIVE AT SANTA MONICA 72
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocjSc7v8…
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
Because the recent bikes use these hook bead tires and rims, the tires can have higher profile. So while still on a 700C rim, but getting into wider widths, some of the new commute bikes from Europe are starting to have what they call 28" or 29" wheels. Still 700C rims, but the frames need to be made bigger.

These new kinds of tires try to approximate better the low rolling resistance, good handling, and less flats that previously had only been available with sew ups.

SJG
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