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jackslash
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Detroit strip clubs

9 yrs ago · 1 min read

At the club today I got FS from a dancer who was less than 1/3 my age. What was the dancer's age?

A. 21 B. 23 C. 30

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Dougster

A

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GoVikings

B

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goldmongerATL

Your socks were older than she was.

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Dougster

Actually you mentioned being a hippy earlier in life, so, in that case B seems. Assuming you were a hippy when it was most popular. But I think you retired more recently than 4 years ago. So if A you must have retired early, and joined the hippy movement a bit after the peak. I'm gonna stick with A.

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minnow

If you're 64 - 69, the answer is A. I doubt you're over 90, so answer B would very likely indicate that you're a septuagenarian.

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shailynn

Big spender at Bogarts again eh!?!?!?

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Papi_Chulo

If she was less than 1/3 your age you'd have to be at least 70 for it to be B or C - you've only been retired for about 3 years and I think you retired early b/f 65 - so the answer to your little riddle is A

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Papi_Chulo

What club was it at?

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Supremeruler

D. 40

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RandomMember

Even Larry, who just finished algebra II, has the analytical skills to select "A. " so you get the @johnsmith memorial award for inappropriate mating.

My date late last night was a tall slender 23yr old Italian dancer at my place. She just got in my car and we drove to my place. It was fun.

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twentyfive

Has she tried your lasagna ?

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larryfisherman

Even RandomAlias who trolls the site with NO reviews could have gotten it right, well maybe if he got one choice lol.

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Jascoi

a. (that would work for me.)

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RandomMember

"Even RandomAlias who trolls the site with NO reviews..."

Yawn...sorry for hijacking your thread, @Jack.

@FishStix - for the 15th time I do write reviews under an alias. I'm married and don't travel that much. I don't want to give away my location; writing reviews under an alias provides an extra layer of privacy and that's my choice. For example, I took a dancer home to my house last night and don't want that linked to my location.

@FishStix, you must have a dozen people now that you're feuding with. Get a sense of humor. You're way too young to act like a crotchety old man.

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shadowcat

Is this a trick question?

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sflguy123

C if it was a female dancer. A if it was a male dancer.

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vincemichaels

Oh shit, jack, sflguy nailed it. LMAO

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shailynn

Even the school guidance councilor doesn't like Fishstix.

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Book Guy

rofl @ sflguy123!!

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