In one of Papi's responses, he quoted Lopaw "I'll beg for pussy(sex) and I'll pay for pussy(sex), but I won't beg to pay for pussy(sex)"
This may be the best advice I've ever encountered here on TUSCL. What is the best advice you've gotten here?
Thanks Lopaw
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last comment"Never get involved in a land-war in Asia"
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Something about treasuries.
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Two things:
I've violated #2 once and #1 many times. I guess I'm a slow learner.
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MrDuece, those are both good advice for all of us.
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Only one problem with the quote You guys got it backwards it should be
"I'll beg for pussy(sex) and I'll pay for pussy(sex), but I won't PAY to BEG for pussy(sex)"
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You know, I think it works both ways.
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^^^Just quoting what Lopaw actually said.
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Something about strippers and caviar
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Douse your penis with listermint after encountering sketchy pussy, it will prevent any and all diseases if applied immediately after your sexual encounter.
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Lol get to the club early for a dfk sess...while the mouth is still clean.
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Never pay in advance.
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"Just ask"
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Don't eat the yellow snow. ;-)
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@papi - But only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
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Never put a bar tab on a credit card in a club that makes you buy "dancer drinks".
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"Just quoting what Lopaw actually said."
I might have been sloppy drunk when I wrote that. Close enough, lol.
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One of my faves, as told to me as a young eager monger:
"If it smells like chicken, keep on lickin
If it smells like trout, get the fuck out"
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Liquor in the front
Poker in the rear
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I personally like "Buy low Sell high"
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"Don't be such a pussy."
That's life advice my Dad gave me, works perfectly well for SCing
Unless of course if you believe in the saying that you are what you eat. In that case, it would be good to be a pussy.
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"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."
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"use the ignore function"
It has made my TUSCL viewing pleasure MUCH better. Instead of dealing with trolls, you just make them disappear lol.
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Don't eat the big mints in the urinals.
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"... Never put a bar tab on a credit card in a club ..."
Never hand-over your credit-card to anyone in a club for any reason - might as well just hand them over your wallet w/ all your $$$, but worse - sure there may not be issues in some clubs; but many a PL have been charged hundreds and even thousands in bogus charges.
Some old reviews of Treasures in Houston (seedy ass club) told stories of a PL handing his CC to a barmaid; then a dancer would approach a PL and sit to talk to him for 30-minutes uninvited; the barmaid would proceed to charge the PL's credit card for the time the dancer sat w/ the PL unbeknownst to him and the bill could be 2 or $3k - PLs get ripped off all the time in SCs; one should not take the risk of giving them access to one's financial information.
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Don't count on dancers being prepared w/ condoms (or even wipes) - BYOC
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Just ask when it comes to wanting to OTC with a stripper.
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Candy is dandy but sex does not rot your teeth.
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