Best advice ever given on TUSCL?

28 comments

• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  "Never get involved in a land-war in Asia"
• RandomMember

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  7 years ago

  Something about treasuries.
• MrDeuce

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  7 years ago

  Two things:
  1. Never lend or advance money to a stripper.
  2. Never fall in love with a stripper.
  
  I've violated #2 once and #1 many times. I guess I'm a slow learner.
• Corvus

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  7 years ago

  MrDuece, those are both good advice for all of us.
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  Only one problem with the quote You guys got it backwards it should be
  "I'll beg for pussy(sex) and I'll pay for pussy(sex), but I won't PAY to BEG for pussy(sex)"
  
• joc13

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  7 years ago

  You know, I think it works both ways.
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  ^^^Just quoting what Lopaw actually said.
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  Something about strippers and caviar
• shailynn

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  7 years ago

  Douse your penis with listermint after encountering sketchy pussy, it will prevent any and all diseases if applied immediately after your sexual encounter.
• vincemichaels

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  7 years ago

  ^^^ LOL
  
• rane1234

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  7 years ago

  Lol get to the club early for a dfk sess...while the mouth is still clean.
• jackslash

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  7 years ago

  Never pay in advance.
• Estafador

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  7 years ago

  "Just ask"
• ATACdawg

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  7 years ago

  Don't eat the yellow snow. ;-)
• a21985

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  7 years ago

  @papi - But only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
• Roadworrier

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  7 years ago

  Never put a bar tab on a credit card in a club that makes you buy "dancer drinks".
• lopaw

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  7 years ago

  "Just quoting what Lopaw actually said."
  
  I might have been sloppy drunk when I wrote that. Close enough, lol.
• lopaw

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  7 years ago

  One of my faves, as told to me as a young eager monger:
  
  "If it smells like chicken, keep on lickin
  If it smells like trout, get the fuck out"
• MrDeuce

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  7 years ago

  Liquor in the front
  Poker in the rear
  
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  I personally like "Buy low Sell high"
• flagooner

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  7 years ago

  "Don't be such a pussy."
  
  That's life advice my Dad gave me, works perfectly well for SCing
  
  Unless of course if you believe in the saying that you are what you eat. In that case, it would be good to be a pussy.
• ATACdawg

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  7 years ago

  "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."
  
  - Ogden Nash
• larryfisherman

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  7 years ago

  "use the ignore function"
  
  It has made my TUSCL viewing pleasure MUCH better. Instead of dealing with trolls, you just make them disappear lol.
• TheeOSU

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  7 years ago

  Don't eat the big mints in the urinals.
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  "... Never put a bar tab on a credit card in a club ..."
  
  Never hand-over your credit-card to anyone in a club for any reason - might as well just hand them over your wallet w/ all your $$$, but worse - sure there may not be issues in some clubs; but many a PL have been charged hundreds and even thousands in bogus charges.
  
  Some old reviews of Treasures in Houston (seedy ass club) told stories of a PL handing his CC to a barmaid; then a dancer would approach a PL and sit to talk to him for 30-minutes uninvited; the barmaid would proceed to charge the PL's credit card for the time the dancer sat w/ the PL unbeknownst to him and the bill could be 2 or $3k - PLs get ripped off all the time in SCs; one should not take the risk of giving them access to one's financial information.
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  Don't count on dancers being prepared w/ condoms (or even wipes) - BYOC
• Ch3ll

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  7 years ago

  Just ask when it comes to wanting to OTC with a stripper.
• Jascoi

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  7 years ago

  Candy is dandy but sex does not rot your teeth.