Broken Lance warning

Ouch! The direct opposite of a lapgasm. Hope you heal up. I never go commando and hearing this reaffirms my beliefs. Although I bet most on here will tell you if you do go commando to wear zipperless pants like basketball shorts.

I actually had on boxers underneath. I'm not a commando fan

She just fished it out and was kind of a freak event

Ouch! That sucks. I generally go commando but have never run into this issue. I wear comfortable shorts that are soft but do have a zipper. Anybody else run into this issue or is this an anomaly?

At least you didn't get it stuck in the zipper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzRuKnb2…

OUCH!!!!

I have had countless lap dances and this is a freakish first. Never even considered it a possibility until now. I'm sure it is It is related to her super energetic high speed grind -
Most grinds are just nice grinds, not this one...

Instead of dances, how about just get her seated on your lap?

SJG

Howling Wolf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpKB6OZ_…

Lesson learned........ you'll never do that again.....

Sorry, I hope your DryWilly recovers soon

Even w/ underwear best to not use zipper, for your comfort, and for hers - no need to have that piece of metal in b/w her butt/coochie and your wiener.

When I first started SCing I always wore kakis - after a couple of years I started going command but still wearing kakis and I learned the hardaway that is not a good combo - these days I SC commando and zipperless but even if I wore underwear I'd still avoid a zipper.

How do you explain that one to the wife?

Just tell her you were trying to determine if the "beans and franks" scene in "There's Something About Mary" was really possible. :D

Buying dances is for chumps.

Paying money for ejaculation services is simply using your money to further exacerbate your own sexual frustration.

Relaxed civilian like front room intimacies with the girl you select. Then when it is time for your own pants to come down, you invite her to the back room. Then after, take her home with you to continue.

SJG

Mister Bond - A Jazzy Cocktail Of Ice Cold Themes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVQ8lpPu…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/De_Havilla…
can be on floats too. Fixed landing gear, twin turbo props.

Notice high aspect ratio and complex flaps. Made for STOL, so it can carry a great deal of weight, but it flies slow for its power. Made on Victoria Island BC.

Twin turbo prop flying boat, Lake
http://www.bush-planes.com/Lake-amphibio…

Sea Wind, 300 hp flying boat. Used to be kit, now certified
http://www.seawind.net/index.html

Best of Oshkosh
http://www.popularmechanics.com/flight/a…

ICON A5
https://www.iconaircraft.com/home

On trailer
http://www.bing.com/images/search?view=d…

Glasair Sportsman, can be on 2 or 3 wheels, or on floats. 180hp, or 210hp Continental. Need the extra power for floats and floats with wheels. Can be trailered

http://www.fibertechcomposites.com/galle…

For grass, best to take off wheel pants. But for off airport, 2 wheels best. Can have these huge tundra tires.

I managed many dances last night without incident. Although I can't say I didn't think about your "issue" a couple times briefly before I had a tit in my face or a hand on my dick to take my mind to more important matters. :-)

Can't say I've ever had that happen to me. And never will.

Never had a zipper-related injury but I have had a dancer ride me so roughly it caused me to bleed the next time Junior and I visited a urinal. Sometimes dancers forget that what feels good nude in bed may be injurious when wearing pants.

damn man. i feel yer pain.

i usually wear shorts or 'pants' with NO zipper.

or naked.

All
Thanks for your comments and sympathies. Still mystifies me.

As I typically club in AZ where it is pretty much hot as hell all the time I'll start wearing zipper less shorts. Now I have a phobia against zippers. Ha ha I ended up going to the Doc for this.

put some medical glue on the cut to Help junior come back together. Looks like I'll be out of commission for a 2-3 weeks. Don't How will I spend my free afternoons now. Ha ha

^^^Golf is usually good for me.

it is 'eye candy' time.