Broken Lance warning

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jaredlucas
Arizona
So ... was getting a few amazing dances on the floor from a tatted up hottie when she started dry humping me.

Junior was straining for full attention but was caught in an awkward downward position when she fished him out for a better angle to resume some hard energetic dry humping. She was basically masturbating herself on my dick and it was hot.

Unfortunately she really started going at it and She came down too hard on my tip forcing junior on to my zipper teeth which took a nick out of him. I almost threw her across the room from the pain it caused- it was such a shock and also started bleeding.

She kind of freaked out as we both had on light clothing and I had some blood showing already. Had to cut my day Short to take care of my little buddy. I'll be out of commission for a while the cut heals.

Be careful out there when you get an energetic dry Humper. If you do keep it in your underwear for added protection. Trust me it hurts if you get caught on your zipper.

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TFP
7 years ago
Ouch! The direct opposite of a lapgasm. Hope you heal up. I never go commando and hearing this reaffirms my beliefs. Although I bet most on here will tell you if you do go commando to wear zipperless pants like basketball shorts.
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jaredlucas
7 years ago
I actually had on boxers underneath. I'm not a commando fan

She just fished it out and was kind of a freak event
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rh48hr
7 years ago
Ouch! That sucks. I generally go commando but have never run into this issue. I wear comfortable shorts that are soft but do have a zipper. Anybody else run into this issue or is this an anomaly?
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shadowcat
7 years ago
At least you didn't get it stuck in the zipper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzRuKnb2…
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bang69
7 years ago
OUCH!!!!
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jaredlucas
7 years ago
I have had countless lap dances and this is a freakish first. Never even considered it a possibility until now. I'm sure it is It is related to her super energetic high speed grind -
Most grinds are just nice grinds, not this one...
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san_jose_guy
7 years ago
Instead of dances, how about just get her seated on your lap?

SJG

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpKB6OZ_…
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WetWilly
7 years ago
Lesson learned........ you'll never do that again.....

Sorry, I hope your DryWilly recovers soon
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Papi_Chulo
7 years ago
Even w/ underwear best to not use zipper, for your comfort, and for hers - no need to have that piece of metal in b/w her butt/coochie and your wiener.

When I first started SCing I always wore kakis - after a couple of years I started going command but still wearing kakis and I learned the hardaway that is not a good combo - these days I SC commando and zipperless but even if I wore underwear I'd still avoid a zipper.
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JohnSmith69
7 years ago
How do you explain that one to the wife?
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TheeOSU
7 years ago
Just tell her you were trying to determine if the "beans and franks" scene in "There's Something About Mary" was really possible. :D
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san_jose_guy
7 years ago
Buying dances is for chumps.

Paying money for ejaculation services is simply using your money to further exacerbate your own sexual frustration.

Relaxed civilian like front room intimacies with the girl you select. Then when it is time for your own pants to come down, you invite her to the back room. Then after, take her home with you to continue.

SJG

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rh48hr
7 years ago
I managed many dances last night without incident. Although I can't say I didn't think about your "issue" a couple times briefly before I had a tit in my face or a hand on my dick to take my mind to more important matters. :-)
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georgmicrodong
7 years ago
Can't say I've ever had that happen to me. And never will.
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3LeggedMan
7 years ago
Never had a zipper-related injury but I have had a dancer ride me so roughly it caused me to bleed the next time Junior and I visited a urinal. Sometimes dancers forget that what feels good nude in bed may be injurious when wearing pants.
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Jascoi
7 years ago
damn man. i feel yer pain.

i usually wear shorts or 'pants' with NO zipper.
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Jascoi
7 years ago
or naked.
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jaredlucas
7 years ago
All
Thanks for your comments and sympathies. Still mystifies me.

As I typically club in AZ where it is pretty much hot as hell all the time I'll start wearing zipper less shorts. Now I have a phobia against zippers. Ha ha I ended up going to the Doc for this.

put some medical glue on the cut to Help junior come back together. Looks like I'll be out of commission for a 2-3 weeks. Don't How will I spend my free afternoons now. Ha ha
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twentyfive
7 years ago
^^^Golf is usually good for me.
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Jascoi
7 years ago
it is 'eye candy' time.
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