I need a nut

I was working on the church bus today. I have been adding a coupme of stripper poles to h3lp these girls praynto the lawerd. I went to Ace hardware to get some supplies. When I walked into the store the cute girl at the register asked if she could help me find something. I said I need a nut. She laughed and laughed... then she decided to cum pray with me in da bus....

What was she laughing at my nut for?