January 11th 2015: Best advice I ever got on TUSCL

GACA
Un-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.

From Bullwinkle:

"Pour lye onto your hand, watch the skin bubble and burn, wash it away with vinegar. Look at it next time you ask this question and remember it was still a better idea then dating a stripper."

-- so true so true

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WetWilly
7 years ago
I wouldn't know. I've never been the type to date a stripper.....
GACA
7 years ago
Ya I was a larryfishsticks at that point (ha just 2.5 years ago -- time flies)

https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=3121…
Htxx
7 years ago
But "dating" a stripper is more fun that that!
GACA
7 years ago
So is shooting heroin... but I don't recommend doing that either
Clackport
7 years ago
Lol
Dougster
7 years ago
Wasn't there a scene in Fight Club...
gawker
7 years ago
I've done both and stripper pussy and blowjobs are far more addicting for me.
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
I don't see how things could be that bad, so long as you understand going in.

I mean lye on my hands, my marriage was worse than that.

SJG
Jascoi
7 years ago
omg sjguy... i also prefer my current situation in contrast to being married.
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
Do you agree with the OP, that dating a stripper is worse than pouring lye on your hand and watching your skin bubble up, only to stop it by using vinegar?

I do not, not if you understand when you are going into the situation. On the other hand, my marriage was that bad, though in completely different ways.

My ex would never have engaged in sexual infidelities. Hers came in the idolatrous relationship she had with money, and in how she became dependent on external appearances and the constant dram of her friends.

That ways why I came to see so much in strippers, our own circuit of beloved Latina escorts, having committed themselves to fucking as many guys as possible.

SJG

LaGaylia Frazier "Night in Tunisia"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iEwdo9f…
goldmongerATL
7 years ago
Isn't it better to pour lye on the stripper? Less painful for you and guaranteed she won't want to date you any more.

Disclaimer: I'M KIDDING
joc13
7 years ago
^^^^ LOLOLOLOL
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