Definitely not what I thought it would be

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, MN

I used to visit this club often but I would not go out of my way to come here now. The quality of everything is inconsistent and you never know what you're going to get…

BJ's of Minneapolis

Minneapolis, MN

This place is more of a crusty dive bar than anything. The dancers are horrendous looking -- fat, old, pushy. I've never seen more than two working there at a time. Lots of old guys…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, MN

I understand that it's a full-nude club that serves alcohol, so they have to be extra weary of what goes down in there, but wow... it's uncomfortably bright for my liking. I mean, the lights…

I posted a review several years ago. It has gotten so bad. I went in on a Sunday night about 10:00 pm and apparently I was the first person there all night. Shortly after I…

It had been awhile since I had been to this club. The civil disruptions that had been occurring with Ice in town had kept me from going downtown Minneapolis. I thought it might be…

Ok.. I came to this club from downtown cabaret which was a total downer in terms of talent. Now before getting into the club . I would suggest for out of towners to really use…

Arrived around 8 or 9, $20 cover. Kinda high for a Monday night and 5-6 dancers. Had the bouncer put my coat in the closet as it was so slow. Hit the bar and beers…