Toy Box

I had dropped my ATF OTC at Club La Vela to watch Plies. I wished she had wanted to experience Billy Joel or Frank Sinatra, but that is another story. Well, Club La Vela promotes itself as the largest night club in the USA, but I personally prefer smaller dives where girls shake their boobies and their bootys, and that is what Toy Box is. I had a fun time to spend a couple of hours here. There was no fee for parking, but a $10 admission charge.

Drinks were reasonably priced, and I got a couple of beers. I also tipped at the stage, and the dancers were mostly 5s through 7. My favorite was an Iggy Azalea type, who had that nice big booty, and she also knew how to shake it. I skipped private dances, which were $20, and did not promise too much.

I also watched a pool game, and the music was not half bad. In the words of the rapper from Ft. Myers, "Best believe she got that good thing. She my little hood thing. Ask around they know us. You'll know that's my bust it baby."