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[Joke] A Marine, A Navy SEAL, and a Delta Force member are sitting around a fire

Liwet
If she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
Monday, December 3, 2018 12:37 AM
The marine says, "I once killed 50 enemy combatants with a single belt of my M249." The Navy SEAL says, "I wiped out an entire enemy compound with my K-Bar." The two look at the Delta Force and expect him to pipe up, but he just stares at the fire, stirring the coals with his penis.

3 comments

  • georgmicrodong
    6 years ago
    Oh, I always wondered why they were all dickless.
  • rockstar666
    6 years ago
    I sure hope these people are not the only thing keeping us safe from nuclear war...
  • georgmicrodong
    6 years ago
    No rockstar, that’s your President!
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