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[Joke] A Marine, A Navy SEAL, and a Delta Force member are sitting around a fire

Liwet
Liwet53165

If she walks away smiling, you spent too much.

7 yrs ago · 1 min read

The marine says, "I once killed 50 enemy combatants with a single belt of my M249."

The Navy SEAL says, "I wiped out an entire enemy compound with my K-Bar."

The two look at the Delta Force and expect him to pipe up, but he just stares at the fire, stirring the coals with his penis.

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georgmicrodong

Oh, I always wondered why they were all dickless.

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rockstar666

I sure hope these people are not the only thing keeping us safe from nuclear war...

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georgmicrodong

No rockstar, that’s your President!

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