[Joke] A Marine, A Navy SEAL, and a Delta Force member are sitting around a fire

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Liwet
If she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
The marine says, "I once killed 50 enemy combatants with a single belt of my M249."

The Navy SEAL says, "I wiped out an entire enemy compound with my K-Bar."

The two look at the Delta Force and expect him to pipe up, but he just stares at the fire, stirring the coals with his penis.

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georgmicrodong
6 years ago
Oh, I always wondered why they were all dickless.
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rockstar666
6 years ago
I sure hope these people are not the only thing keeping us safe from nuclear war...
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georgmicrodong
6 years ago
No rockstar, that’s your President!
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