A job I wouldn't do under any circumstances...
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Hypnotized by nipples
Thursday, December 6, 2018 7:03 AM
It has to be the worst job there is — attendant in a strip club bathroom. What sort of bad life choices or incompetence would lead a man to accept this as a way to make a living. You have to sit on a stool inside a small room which invariably smells of shit. You have to "dress up" in a tuxedo shirt and bow tie in the least classy setting imaginable. You have to act subservient to whoever walks in...and I'm guessing they're mostly not movie stars, but fat, drunk, stoned, sticky-pants guys who are NOT happy that they have to deal with you and your dish of mints and your selection of colognes. You perform tasks that require no talent or skill – turning on a faucet, offering a paper towel — and then stand by hoping to get a pathetic one dollar tip.
Is there an upside to this that I'm not seeing. I would rather work at McDonald's and wear a paper hat and a nametag than do this job. How does a guy end up there? And what's the longest anyone has stuck to that job?
Is there an upside to this that I'm not seeing. I would rather work at McDonald's and wear a paper hat and a nametag than do this job. How does a guy end up there? And what's the longest anyone has stuck to that job?
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Like it or not, it's honest work, such as it is. In a country where attitudes like yours lead too many young men to stay unemployed and live off of the charity of others rather than do something they think is demeaning, it says something when you see a guy willing to work a job like this. For many of those I've chatted with, it was a second job that they worked because they have families to support and the hours and money were better than their next best 2nd job options. They get up in the A.M. for their first job, work the evening hours at the club for tips , rinse, repeat.
Also, you're as ignorant as you are soft with all of that tuxedo nonsense. I've never seen that anywhere and I'd hazard a guess that I've been in a lot more clubs than you have.
So shut the fuck up already and you're welcome. ;)
I also feel that once there many of them find out it isn't what they signed up for.....
Over the years I have seen "bathroom trolls" as you call them in numerous places besides clubs but they are for the most part on the decline.
I don't have any problem with any job someone does, even if I sure wouldn't want to do it. However, I prefer when there is no attendant in the bathrooms. Pretty sure I can figure this faucet thing out myself.
When I was younger I was laid off and took a job cleaning out stalls at a dairy farm because it was what was available at the time. My other option was to be on welfare or move in with my parents so cleaning up shit seemed like the better option.
Luckily it only lasted a couple of months until I got a better job, but at the time I was thankful to be working.
And I've seen bathroom attendants in tuxedo shirts (I didn't say full tuxedo, fuckwad) in at least a dozen clubs. Perhaps you're going to lower-class joints; seems like they would suit you.
Like it or not, it's honest work, such as it is. In a country where attitudes like yours lead too many young men to stay unemployed and live off of the charity of others rather than do something they think is demeaning, it says something when you see a guy willing to work a job like this. For many of those I've chatted with, it was a second job that they worked because they have families to support and the hours and money were better than their next best 2nd job options. They get up in the A.M. for their first job, work the evening hours at the club for tips , rinse, repeat.
Also, you're as ignorant as you are soft with all of that tuxedo nonsense. I've never seen that anywhere and I'd hazard a guess that I've been in a lot more clubs than you have.
So shut the fuck up already and you're welcome. ;)"
^^^ Well said rickdugan.
I believe it is more demeaning to live off of welfare when capable of doing something about it. They should send people like the op to work camp and force them to do hard labor.
At night he went to school for an account's degree. Immediately on graduation, he was transferred to our accounting department.
There are no unworthy jobs, just unworthy people.
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I used to go this Stripclub that had an older skinny gentleman bathroom attendant with a bow tie and a jacket, that would do shoes shining in there too, the girls seem to like him (grandfather figures?) it seemed to me he was very kind to them. I don’t think he had any chance to score with any of the strippers, but you never know, some girls are crazy, or really compassionate, when he passed away The Strip Club posted the information of his funeral services I believe a lot of people from that side of his life went to pay their respects.
Some younger bathroom attendants seem to have good access to the girls and I would not be surprised if they get to “date” them for real or even P4P, the bouncers and bartenders and Disk jockeys, and any man working in the club has some access to the girls.
I agree with @ATACdawg comment:
“There are no unworthy jobs, just unworthy people.”
Septic maintenance
Janitor at a porn jack shack
Personal maid/servant to rich entitled dickwad kid
Trumps barber
Hilary’s and Maxine Waters gynecologist
Etc
:)
I’ve cleaned toilets in restaurants before - and it’s not fun.
However, being in a strip club bathroom - and hearing the music - knowing there are hot dancers working outside of the bathroom - and not being able to enjoy that action - would be rough!
Not to try and one up anyone - but I worked in a parkway rest stop - and when I wasn’t cleaning the floors in the restaurant area - I’d clean the bathrooms. The problem was - local gay dudes used the men’s room as a hookup spot. Cleaning toilets isn’t fun - but when guys are grunting and hiding the salami - it’s miserable!