I was reluctant to use the title for fear that half the replies would be MAGA fans reporting how they jacked off in response to the title, but it strikes me that there is dissatisfaction and there needs to be a change to the TUSCL culture.
It seems like there used to be a lot of crazy stories about various strip club antics (or “strip club adjacent” antics). Lately, most posts are jokes, people complaining about jokes by calling them trolling, and politics. We’re not even getting links to photos of big boomed girls that break the internet any more!
What TUSCL needs is a return to JohnSmith69’s DS romantic fiction and gawkers questionable judgement. I’ve always found rickdugan to be kind of a d-bag but the guy could spin a yarn! You could count on lapdanceking82 and some sort of bargain basement activities. And juicebox69’s adventures using Arby’s sauce as lube may ring implausible to some but he could somehow make you believe that they might be true! ;)
I just don’t have (or want) the kind of serious involvement with strippers that some folks wrote about. Go to the club: brilliant for me! If something more happens then it’s aces! But the last thing I want is to be gawker (no disrespect to gawker; I’m just saying that isn’t me and I’m going to do me and he should do gawker - it’s all brilliant!)
Really, when was the last installment of bad judgement theatre on this board? Come on JohnSmith69! You can catalyze a return to the halcyon days of TUSCL when PLs were REAL PLs and stupid amounts of money were reported as spent! MTBA may sound more like the folks that run the Boston subway (if you have dyslexia) than a way of life, but it could make a lot of folks happy! And cut back on trolling!
While it’s obviously not the main purpose of the board, I do think that sharing stripper stories is fun and entertaining.
All of my stories really were true. The DS did tell a noisy middle aged woman that she and I were sexual partners. We did get caught by security smoking weed in a very nice hotel. She did once get so derperately horny for me to fuck her that she begged me to cut her tennis shoe laces off because she didnt want sex with shoes on. She did pose for topless pictures on south beach. And on the night I met her, she did give me a blow job and swallow my cum in one of the most strict non extras clubs I’ve ever known. I did also try to buy weed for her once from a cop.
As for my other strippers, those stories are true too. I used to make porn videos with video girl, and I once photographed us having sex in the shower with a go pro. I was the first guy that ever ejaculated into DSIII’s mouth, and I had to teach her how to do it. DSII and I did orally please one another in a catamaran off the beach on a Caribbean island.
But I’ll stop the trip down memory lane. The reason I don't post those stories anymore is that I’m not playing with strippers like that anymore. It was a great ride but you can’t duck 18 year old redheads forever.
I have considered reposting some of the old stories and providing my commentary looking back on the event. And I might do that if there is interest in it. But that seems like living in the past which is not really what I’m going for.
My suggestion is that that others need to step up and provide their stories. Gawker and I have done our part. You don’t need to use my colorful prose, and you don’t need to romanticize everything like I used to do. Just tell it in your own words. It would make the board a better place.
4got, thanks for posting a good suggestion.