Do you ever have problems with your hoes eating your cash?
FatHead304The Reincarnation of Iceberg Slim
I tried giving my side bitch some money once to impress her hoe friends and instead of taking it, she grabbed my fistful of twenties and shoved it into her mouth chewing it like a deer eats grass. When I questioned my side bitch on her bizarre behavior, she said to me she doesn't want my money, all she wants is my semen because of what a pimply man I am.
I'm afraid next time I pull out my wallet that she will consume that as well, credit cards and all.
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last commentThis is exactly what she looked like...
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And this is what our sex looks like...
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Nicholas, is that you?
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Lol
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You got big problems
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Fathead = shithead
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×304
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^ Does it run like a Deere ?
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^^^ exactly
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Those are usually like puke green, with yellow rounds right ?
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My semen is incredibly yellow because I never jack off because it would destroy my fragile ego to have to do such a thing when sex is so easy to get.
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^^^ looks like you got the runs at the mouth
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I live with my main bitch and she sucks it any time I want. I can get my side bitches anytime too
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Well, that was easy. Thanks again.
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