Do you ever have problems with your hoes eating your cash?

FatHead304
The Reincarnation of Iceberg Slim
I tried giving my side bitch some money once to impress her hoe friends and instead of taking it, she grabbed my fistful of twenties and shoved it into her mouth chewing it like a deer eats grass. When I questioned my side bitch on her bizarre behavior, she said to me she doesn't want my money, all she wants is my semen because of what a pimply man I am.

I'm afraid next time I pull out my wallet that she will consume that as well, credit cards and all.

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