7 yrs ago · 1 min read
I tried giving my side bitch some money once to impress her hoe friends and instead of taking it, she grabbed my fistful of twenties and shoved it into her mouth chewing it like a deer eats grass. When I questioned my side bitch on her bizarre behavior, she said to me she doesn't want my money, all she wants is my semen because of what a pimply man I am.
I'm afraid next time I pull out my wallet that she will consume that as well, credit cards and all.
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You know I'm going through menopause right now and you still choose to make fun of me! Stop accusing ME of Shit or I will come to your house and Fuck you!
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Cuz im gay. they all homely looking bitches to me when im off my meth. i can't keep my meth or my hoes in line like niceyspice can.
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But they are so traumatized by getting overpaid for sex or directly paid for it that they need to take long showers and come onto strip club message boards to take revenge out on em tricks. They love us pimps…
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This is exactly what she looked like...
And this is what our sex looks like...
Nicholas, is that you?
Lol
You got big problems
Fathead = shithead
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^ Does it run like a Deere ?
^^^ exactly
Those are usually like puke green, with yellow rounds right ?
My semen is incredibly yellow because I never jack off because it would destroy my fragile ego to have to do such a thing when sex is so easy to get.
^^^ looks like you got the runs at the mouth
Well, that was easy. Thanks again.
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