Girl claims that the kid is his
rickdugan
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My favorite was feeling gossipy last night, so she decided to entertain me with a little dirt about a dancer three seats down and the regular that she was sitting with.
Apparently this dancer had a kid a few months ago and this guy had been seeing her OTC for the past two years. This girl is married and when the kid was born, she told him that it was her husband's child. Well, yesterday the husband apparently lit off for parts unknown. Now suddenly, she's telling her regular that the kid is his. She was even showing the guy pics of her child and telling him that they could be identical twins, lol. I couldn't hear much of what they were saying, but the expression on his face was worth 1,000 words.
This is her third kid, all three born in wedlock. I feel bad for the girl, with three kids to feed and the husband suddenly gone, but she's obviously trying to set this guy up as a meal ticket. Thank goodness for this guy that the laws in this state presume the husband to be the father, regardless of actual paternity..
Apparently this dancer had a kid a few months ago and this guy had been seeing her OTC for the past two years. This girl is married and when the kid was born, she told him that it was her husband's child. Well, yesterday the husband apparently lit off for parts unknown. Now suddenly, she's telling her regular that the kid is his. She was even showing the guy pics of her child and telling him that they could be identical twins, lol. I couldn't hear much of what they were saying, but the expression on his face was worth 1,000 words.
This is her third kid, all three born in wedlock. I feel bad for the girl, with three kids to feed and the husband suddenly gone, but she's obviously trying to set this guy up as a meal ticket. Thank goodness for this guy that the laws in this state presume the husband to be the father, regardless of actual paternity..
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Now *there’s* an ironic slip if ever there was one.
Remember that orangutan whore we tag-teamed in Sumatra? She told you her baby was yours but the kid was obviously a tiger-orangutan hybrid. Why the fuck to those whores tell such obvious lies?
We should have gone wildebeest on her. ROAR!!!
This guy is in a different boat from what I could gather. He was boning her around the time of conception and, in light of my favorite's comments and his own expressions, seemed genuinely concerned. I don't know much more than that as I did not press for details, but he might want to think about wrapping that thing up if he's going to keep messing around with fertile strippers.
Sadly, in the past, women making those accusations would accidentally fall down a flight of stairs... some would fall twice...
I think we have more evidence for my rickdugan = rickthezoo theory! Brilliantly played rickdugan! ;)
But I don't agree with your notion that the girl who was shaking down this guy has no shame. It's one thing to tell a drunk John in a strip club that a kid is his, but quite another to announce it to the world. I've lost track of how many girls I've taken OTC over the years and the ones who I got to know had family, friends and SOs who they were were doubtlessly keeping in the dark about their extracurricular activities. Shit, some of them even hid the fact that they were dancers, instead claiming to be waitresses or bartenders.
If I was in his shoes (a chilling thought), I'd likely call her bluff. I'm guessing that she has no idea who the biological father really is and that she's not going to risk public shaming to pursue the matter. Of course, in this case the biological paternity doesn't really matter because she is married, but if she was not then he'd still be smart to hold his ground.
Not at all. “He seduced me.” “He raped me.” “I’ve never done that kind of thing before; I just got carried away.” “Aliens.”
Given that I’ve been fucking strippers for 40 years, been married for 30, don’t have any kids by strippers, haven’t been robbed, and have had only one minor, easily cured STI, I’ll call that a win. :)
Luckily, even among the crazy, it’s not too common.
She would also need to know a guy's actual name. Taking "Mr. Microdong" to court wouldn't get her very far.
And dragging women face first up a flight of stairs by their hair doesn't count as falling, Cashman.