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You must be a fat fuck

Maybe ur just experiencing pre period water bloat? It happens to the best of us

Ah, congrats on the dicky-do

And as long as the stripper can still find it, your all good

That really wasn't very nice @25. Have you no consideration for anyone's feelings?

What an asshole

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@*me that’s a do dicky his stomach stilcks out farther than his dicky do lol

I love TUSCL. I hear so many things that I haven’t heard since sixth grade.

@flagooner have you seen your toes lately, dicky do’s tend to block the sunlight;)

Fuck you

"I love TUSCL. I hear so many things that I haven’t heard since sixth grade."

^^^ Lmfao Smash that like button

Funniest thing I read all day

I'm doing the same thing as you but backwards.

What? Should twenty-five have said, “Man, you must have a really small dick”. Is that kinder and gentler? I’m laughing cuz I remember driving my ATF a 1000 miles to her new home. An old guy friend of hers had set her up with a job and a place to live. While she and I were still staying at the hotel, she told me that she needed to go see him alone. She came back 3 hours later and she and I got in the shower together. I asked if she’d fucked him for setting her up. She said, “ Hell, no. I made that mistake 3 years ago. It was horrible. He’s fat and has a small dick. A double curse. Never again.”

25 knows about the dicks of other men, he’s still trying to find his own. He gets it confused with a pubic hair.

Can you balance a coffee cup on your belly when you're seated? If not, you can still recover rapidly. Don't sweat it -- that's what strippers are for . . .

For those fat fucks posting here I’ll ask this question, what is more enjoyable sex or food ? If you answered sex you’d best get yourself on a diet because if you keep getting fatter your ability to have sex will expire at some point, Viagra will not help you to achieve an orgasm, eat healthy and in moderation and you’ll enjoy sex your whole life.

agree.

I don't remember it, but it sounds like I set up @gawker's ATF with a job and a place to stay.