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Itsmytime
I’ve had enough and I can’t take it any more
In the shower today I found that I’ve successfully grown my belly to the point that when I stand straight I cannot see my penis. Anyone else accomplished this impressive feat?

19 comments

  • twentyfive
    6 years ago
    You must be a fat fuck
  • blahblahblah23
    6 years ago
    Maybe ur just experiencing pre period water bloat? It happens to the best of us
  • -me
    6 years ago
    Ah, congrats on the dicky-do
  • -me
    6 years ago
    And as long as the stripper can still find it, your all good
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    hope you can still wipe your ass
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    That really wasn't very nice @25. Have you no consideration for anyone's feelings?

    What an asshole
  • nicespice
    6 years ago
    Smash that like button
  • twentyfive
    6 years ago
    @*me that’s a do dicky his stomach stilcks out farther than his dicky do lol
  • doctorevil
    6 years ago
    I love TUSCL. I hear so many things that I haven’t heard since sixth grade.
  • twentyfive
    6 years ago
    @flagooner have you seen your toes lately, dicky do’s tend to block the sunlight;)
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    Fuck you
  • MackTruck
    6 years ago
    "I love TUSCL. I hear so many things that I haven’t heard since sixth grade."

    ^^^ Lmfao Smash that like button


    Funniest thing I read all day

  • Liwet
    6 years ago
    I'm doing the same thing as you but backwards.
  • gawker
    6 years ago
    What? Should twenty-five have said, “Man, you must have a really small dick”. Is that kinder and gentler?
    I’m laughing cuz I remember driving my ATF a 1000 miles to her new home. An old guy friend of hers had set her up with a job and a place to live. While she and I were still staying at the hotel, she told me that she needed to go see him alone. She came back 3 hours later and she and I got in the shower together. I asked if she’d fucked him for setting her up. She said, “ Hell, no. I made that mistake 3 years ago. It was horrible. He’s fat and has a small dick. A double curse. Never again.”
  • Itsmytime
    6 years ago
    25 knows about the dicks of other men, he’s still trying to find his own. He gets it confused with a pubic hair.
  • pensionking
    6 years ago
    Can you balance a coffee cup on your belly when you're seated? If not, you can still recover rapidly. Don't sweat it -- that's what strippers are for . . .
  • twentyfive
    6 years ago
    For those fat fucks posting here I’ll ask this question, what is more enjoyable sex or food ?
    If you answered sex you’d best get yourself on a diet because if you keep getting fatter your ability to have sex will expire at some point, Viagra will not help you to achieve an orgasm, eat healthy and in moderation and you’ll enjoy sex your whole life.
  • Jascoi
    6 years ago
    agree.
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    I don't remember it, but it sounds like I set up @gawker's ATF with a job and a place to stay.
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