The Landing Strip Lounge
STRIP CLUB TOPLESS DANCERS
Romulus Michigan
REVIEWS (648)COMMENTS (3)
Mikejeffmike
Ahh ok time waster
May 10, 2019
Stopped by early afternoon killing time for a flight out of DTW. Never had been to this club..not a big fan of mandatory valet..but ok..what the heck....sat down inside and grabbed a pop...didn’t what to dehydrate for my flight to LA. Anyhow in the 45 minutes I was there I saw probably 6 girls. 2-6s 2-7 and an 8...and of course a 3 hehe... Nikki sad down with me, I bought her a drink and we discussed the local action. I usually only go to bogarts or Henry’s cause I know what to expect. Nikki said she usually works at a place called subies... recommended I go there next time in town. By the time she got to convincing me to go play I had to go...rental car shuttle and security to unpredictable with only an hour and a half before flight. (I ended up getting to gat 15 minutes before they closed the door). I made the right call, but will definitely go back to take Nikki for a spin..I believe that it would be a dangerous ride. Good luck all!!
Tuesday Afternoon
6-10
$100-$300
Club10
Dancers7
Dollar Value8
Review Publishers
sarsta
In a VIP near you
dancewdcpa
Around
desertscrub
Texas
Review Comments
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Just Now
What's the purpose of this review if you didn't do anything in the club nor list any prices? All you told was a story about getting to the airport.
Comments
last commentDesertscrub approved a club ad?
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^ LOL - Desertscrub is an enigma
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^
" It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma; but perhaps there is a key."
The key is a magic wand 3050 watch your six mofos ; )
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Papi,
Would have gotten a definite reject from me if I saw it. No cost are most always a reject, ALMOST always.
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Wow.
@mikejeffmike enjoy the 30 days of VIP membership
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Damm, I did better than that when I accidentally uploaded 1st half of review.
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Club ad.
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Looks like they got a random bouncer to write a club ad
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Club ad or just a shitty review by someone wanting 30 days VIP?
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The three TUSCLers who approved this review should voluntarily forfeit a month of VIP.
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Feels more like a shitty review than a club ad.
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LOL @ Cristobal
And they should be publicly shamed
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weak review but still entertaining.
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Mr. Wonderful +1... weak review for sure but was not without some value to those who have been there or wish to try this club outside Detroit.
I think it was helpful in detailing the 6 girls and rating them (however crudely) so we have an idea what to expect on a Tuesday...plus he mentioned Nikki from Subis was there...which is helpful for those of us who know her...
Certainly not the best review Papi, but also not the worst ever published and IMHO definitely not a club ad...
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What exactly did he spend $100-$300 on? The only things he mentioned were valet a pop and a drink for Nikki. He got way over charge for something.
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lap,
That's sort of a ridiculous statement. "Good" from your perspective or theirs? EX: He could drag on and on about how hot, beautiful, sexy, whatever they were, but if he didn't mention there were no Asian dancers, it would be worthless to me.
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