What’s the difference between a stripper and an undertaker?

Q. What’s the difference between a stripper and an undertaker?

A. An undertaker is usually fully dressed when he sees a stiff.

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6 years ago

What does a condom and a coffin have in common?

They both hold a stiffy

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6 years ago

What did the condom do when it got pissed off?

It flew across the room

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6 years ago

What DiD the tampon say to the condom?

Nothing, they were both stuck up cunts.