Being a Sugar Daddy on the road.

I love traveling. Always have. I go everywhere in my white astro van. Recently while driving, it dawned on me. Instead of paying SA $90 a month. Why not just do it from my van. Cut out the middleman. I’ll see a pretty girl on the street and I’ll throw her an offer. I’ll even sweeten the deal with whatever I got in the car, like Kit Kats, Babe Ruth’s, Snickers and Bubblegum.

Although so far my efforts have been highly unsuccessful. Some of these girls have even been calling the cops on me. Millennial girls are a bunch of paranoid nut jobs. I’m offering a chance at better life. A trip to Disneyland maybe. But I’m gonna keep getting after it. I play “Hearts on Fire” by John Cafferty on repeat. I’ll update you guys on my journey over the next few weeks.