Don’t waste your time

I have read the strip club scene reviews regarding any clubs near Orlando and I must say my curiosity got the best of me. This place was a waste of time and money. The interaction with the barkeep who takes a drink order was the most entertaining part of my night since her open top was inviting. I was assured by a tall white dancer with decent body that she would take care of me only to be bored with two air dances that I could not touch her at all. I didn’t believe the other reviews but this is truely the law of the land. Best is to take the drive to Tampa because any strip joints anywhere near Orlando are useless if you are looking for mileage.