NICESPICE, COME TO THE WINDOW AS I SERENADE YOU

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THEWHITEKNIGHT
Camelot
The girl that dances from the Far East,

Icey locos vagina is full of yeeeeeast,

Her tits are perky and do not sag,

SJG is such a faaaag,

My love you is very true

DC’s balls are always bluuuuuuuueee

She makes her money and makes it fast

Randommember takes it up the aaaaaasssssss

Many are the lap dances you sell

Juice could really learn to speeeeeelllll

Thus concludes my favorite tune

I hope to see you naked soooooooooon


YES I NOW BOW TO YOU MY FAIR LADY

HUUUUUZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

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Icey
6 years ago
Run to the club and tell her you'll save her if only she accepts you as her soulmate coz you're such a nice guy
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nicespice
6 years ago
Beautiful poem. :) I remember reading a club review that also was rhyming and witty at one point.

But alas, the serenading cannot happen as I have not received my shitcoins.
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twentyfive
6 years ago
Adam Sandler couldn't have done better as Operaman
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pistola
6 years ago
Licepuss is off her meds again
Somebody call the police
With lice in her bush
And worms in her puss
Shes likely to spread that disease

Now that's a poem.
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MackTruck
6 years ago
^^^^Why are you so butt hurt that you would threaten to call the police on me?


And send .e my shitcoins dammit!
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THEWHITEKNIGHT
6 years ago
*GASP*

NICESPICE DOES THIS HEATHEN INSULT YOU?

ON GUARD PISTOLA THE TRANSVESTITE, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!
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THEWHITEKNIGHT
6 years ago
HUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
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JAprufrock
6 years ago
Bravo! T.S. Eliot's got nothing on you.
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txtittyspice
6 years ago
Fantasizing about RandomMember’s ass again, eh txtittyfag? You seem especially fixated on that line.
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nicespice
6 years ago
Nah. I know you don’t swing that way. And unlike other aliases, I don’t believe in spiking others with ghb or similar drugs.
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flagooner
6 years ago
Far Easter dancer
Grinds on my lap in my dreams
Oops, splooged in my sleep
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flagooner
6 years ago
^ *Far Eastern*
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RandomMember
6 years ago
"Randommember takes it up the aaaaaasssssss"
___________
Not very nice, considering all the helpful and constructive advise I give around here.

...and at least I don't fantasize about have having sex with with the Easter bunny.
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pistola
6 years ago
Licepuss is off her meds again
Someone call the cops
Shes spreading the DRD
And refuses to stop

Future crazy cat lady that is a
Multiple alias drama queen and attention whore extrodinaire
Has Soy Boy Beta Cuck and others manipulated
TUSCL peeps beware!
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THEWHITEKNIGHT
6 years ago
ON GUARD!!!!!

Pistola is a bearded black tranny,

On mother’s day he get fucked by his granny,

He’s the biggest homo in Carolina,

All of TUSCL can fit in her vagina

NOW HAIL ME AS I CLAIM VICTORY.

NICESPICES LOVE IS MINE!!!!!!!

HUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
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pistola
6 years ago
The White Night is a weak ass alias
Probably from a cock starved fellow
That said, it's almost as bad as
Beta Cuck, the guy who fucks a pillow
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Cashman1234
6 years ago
Poetry from white knight - that was entertaining and funny! Lol!
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blahblahblah23
6 years ago
Lol!
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ATACdawg
6 years ago
Who knew
On TUSCL lurked many a poet
I did not, did you?
Nay, I did not know it!
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