The girl that dances from the Far East,
Icey locos vagina is full of yeeeeeast,
Her tits are perky and do not sag,
SJG is such a faaaag,
My love you is very true
DC’s balls are always bluuuuuuuueee
She makes her money and makes it fast
Randommember takes it up the aaaaaasssssss
Many are the lap dances you sell
Juice could really learn to speeeeeelllll
Thus concludes my favorite tune
I hope to see you naked soooooooooon
YES I NOW BOW TO YOU MY FAIR LADY
HUUUUUZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
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Beautiful poem. :) I remember reading a club review that also was rhyming and witty at one point.
But alas, the serenading cannot happen as I have not received my shitcoins.
Adam Sandler couldn't have done better as Operaman
Licepuss is off her meds again Somebody call the police With lice in her bush And worms in her puss Shes likely to spread that disease
Now that's a poem.
^^^^Why are you so butt hurt that you would threaten to call the police on me?
And send .e my shitcoins dammit!
GASP
NICESPICE DOES THIS HEATHEN INSULT YOU?
ON GUARD PISTOLA THE TRANSVESTITE, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!
HUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Bravo! T.S. Eliot's got nothing on you.
Fantasizing about RandomMember’s ass again, eh txtittyfag? You seem especially fixated on that line.
Nah. I know you don’t swing that way. And unlike other aliases, I don’t believe in spiking others with ghb or similar drugs.
Far Easter dancer Grinds on my lap in my dreams Oops, splooged in my sleep
^ Far Eastern
"Randommember takes it up the aaaaaasssssss"
Not very nice, considering all the helpful and constructive advise I give around here.
...and at least I don't fantasize about have having sex with with the Easter bunny.
Licepuss is off her meds again Someone call the cops Shes spreading the DRD And refuses to stop
Future crazy cat lady that is a Multiple alias drama queen and attention whore extrodinaire Has Soy Boy Beta Cuck and others manipulated TUSCL peeps beware!
ON GUARD!!!!!
Pistola is a bearded black tranny,
On mother’s day he get fucked by his granny,
He’s the biggest homo in Carolina,
All of TUSCL can fit in her vagina
NOW HAIL ME AS I CLAIM VICTORY.
NICESPICES LOVE IS MINE!!!!!!!
HUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
The White Night is a weak ass alias Probably from a cock starved fellow That said, it's almost as bad as Beta Cuck, the guy who fucks a pillow
Poetry from white knight - that was entertaining and funny! Lol!
Lol!
Who knew On TUSCL lurked many a poet I did not, did you? Nay, I did not know it!
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