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Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Daytime

I've described the layout of this place before. What's relevant to today's review is that the current state of California has made it slim pickings if you want to go to a joint during daylight…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Doll House... I jumped around a little but you should be able to understand

Parking lot had a lot of cars so I decided to park and go inside. Door is $10, $5 for soda, juice or other Non alcoholic beverages. Stage is in front and too the left…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

The void for follies has been filled

Visited on a tuesday evening around 5.30 pm. Paid the valet, and paid $10 cover. Walked in and to my surprise it was a very small place woth not a lot of seating and it…

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Best (Current) Detroit Club to Work At?

This weekend, there will be a rare sighting of a Waffle at a Detroit club. I just don't know which yet. I'm hoping for some insight from you guys. Legends - I would have to renew my cabaret license. No…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Friday fiesta and fucking.

So this will be my second review of XTC. I wanted to blow off some steam from work so decided a visit to XTC would be the way to do that. COVID-19 restrictions: Nothing. Texas…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Pleasently Surprised

Wavvy's reports were accurate regarding this little hole in the wall club. I hadn't been to Fannies in quite a number of years and I have to admit I was very pleasantly surprised...mostly with…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Despite the Restrictions Its One of the Best Bargains Out There

So i've cut back on the amount of times I club or also the places I go to. I barely have time to go out and it seems many clubs have cover charges which limits…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Just not happening

Well, it seems we are still in the chicken and egg syndrome with this club... but based on the last two recent visits, the enthusiasm I had in December is quickly fading. Paying attention to…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

A decent evening visit

I recently took a trip down to South Florida and made some time to check out BT in Pompano. I’d read up a bit before heading down there so I knew a little of what…

Politics

What if they gave a rally and nobody showed up?

Only speakers, media, and a handful of weirdos show up for pro-mask rally at Texas state Capitol. https://www.infowars.com/posts/pro-mask-rally-in-austin-texas-spirals-out-of-control/

Wiggles Gentlemen's Club

Hammond, Indiana

Ok night

Stopped by Sunday around 10pm. They have some sort of security guarding the parking lot that informed me that prices where $10, $20, $40 or $60 depending of where you want to park. Mind you…

Savannah's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Saturday and Sunday at Savanah's

Two visits this weekend. Nice vibe, very attractive dancers, and nice wait staff and general hospitality. Stage tipping is more of a throw some ones on stage kind and everything else happens downstairs.…

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San Antonio club uses generator to stay open after city shuts down power.

https://news4sanantonio.com/news/local/xtc-cabaret-uses-generator-to-stay-open-after-city-shuts-down-power-to-the-business?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Sunrise Sports Gentlemen's Club

Paterson, New Jersey

Tuesday early afternoon is a no go

So I went Tuesday afternoon. Plenty of parking in the lot next to the building. As soon as you walk in you see the long bar the pretty much stretches all the way down. Mirror…

Politics

Meet the first family

All Lives Matter; Especially Yours...... All the years I had watched "Days of our Lives' doesn't compare to this best seller... Joe Biden and his first wife, Neilia, had three children: Hunter, Beau…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Better Dancers, but It Isn't Providence

(Directions, layout, drink prices same as my last review) THE PLACE Millennium Cabaret is up Route 3, in the sticks about 10 minutes outside of Manchester. Very pretty drive up from Mass this time of year. I…

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Have Pensacola SCs reopened?

I'm planning a trip to the "redneck riviera" near the end of May, and noticing all the Pensacola SCs on this site showing no reviews in almost a year, whereas S Fl clubs seem to be having lots of activity.…

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Would you send your kid to college today?

I don't have a kid but if I did and he was 17 about to go off there is no fucking way I would do something like that. First off the costs. USC is 58,000 just for an example. That…

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Headed to Greensboro (March 18/19)

I epic failed on my last trip to West Virginia / Virginia. Best I found was a waitress at a Casino who was willing to work overtime. Next week I am headed to Greensboro, NC.…

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ANDREW CUOMO PICK UP LINE

a skit i just heard of how the emmy award winning governor shows his charm with the ladies: 'say are you my brother chris?" "no" "because whenever i look at you i can't help but think to myself, man would i love to…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

NOT quite breakfast at TIFFANYS.......... but still hit the spot!!

When the latest "bar & restaurant rules" were enacted, Bogarts made an interesting adjustment. FREE breakfast from 10 to noon!. Eggs, bacon, pancakes, toast, muffins, hash browns.. All the usual breakfast menu choices. Seemed like a…

Hi Beams Lounge

Paterson, New Jersey

Strange interactions at HiBeams

Went Sunday afternoon. Only 1 dancer named Jasmine or Jaz (tall pretty AA, medium build with Bs). As soon as I entered, she was all over me. Generally the mood here in the early afternoons…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Good Saturday night

This is one of my usual spots that I go to but this Saturday hit a little different. I usually go here on Thursdays and Sundays. But this time I came on a Saturday and…

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Slowest night at a club.

I stopped in on a Monday afternoon right before shift change which was a mistake. Overall the club seemed very clean. You walk into the front entrance and there are two doors for entrance/exit. No…

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

Try it out

My 4-star review is mainly because of Kali -- a short, beautiful blonde dancer who works there most of the nights. She's actually extremely down to earth and will take the time to chat with…

Filly's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Tuesday Night Mixed Bag

Filly's is located on a low-end commercial strip in Winston, near downtown. The building itself is a nondescript concrete building tucked back off the road a bit. One thing that jumps out at you at…

Riverside Corral

Portland, Oregon

Distant stage dancing. Period.

This was my first visit since the fall of last year. It seemed pretty much the same. You can't sit at the bar or at the stage. Otherwise, there are a few…

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Woman allegedly helped accused strip-club shooter flee after murder

https://www.wkrg.com/mobile-county/woman-allegedly-helped-accused-strip-club-shooter-flee-after-murder/

Dream on Saloon

Portland, Oregon

Strict rules, but open

I had last been to Dream On Saloon in the fall before the big holiday surge of COVID. They're back open again and things are fairly similar except for the private dances. There were three…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Worth returning

Lapdances: $25, entry: $10, chicken sliders: $13, cabernet: $9. Two standouts. Malice, formerly (and currently?) of RIDolls, and Millennium Cabaret). Fit body, lots of tattoos, but really really soft skin. Bs with serious nipples. Sweet &…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Fun night

Was in town celebrating a birthday and wanted to treat the birthday boy to a little fun. While checking out the local reviews it appeared that this was about the only place we could get…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Dollies - a throwback to the wild west

Slumming. That is the only way to describe present day Dollies. The building itself is in an obvious sketch area of town along close to a couple other clubs. On your drive…

The Pony Lexington

Lexington, Kentucky

Slow Night, But Friendly Girls

Went on a slow night, cover fee of $10. I was surprised at the lack of patrons there but I was quickly approached by a newer dancer. There was a 2 for 1 on "private"…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

Great great visit

I wasn’t here in a while so I was surprised to see the quality and quantity of girls working in the club. Mostly South American girls from Brazil and Columbia with beautiful shaped bodies mostly…

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Who Says COVID Is All Bad?

A 69-Year-Old Man With COVID Had a 3-Hour-Long Erection Due to Priapism https://www.health.com/condition/infectious-diseases/coronavirus/priapism-causes-erection-in-covid-patient

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Pre airport visit

I was needing to pick up a friend at the airport and decided to leave early and hit up a club while watching the arrival time. I was deciding between day shift clubs and landed…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Very Slow Return To Normalcy

I've noticed that the reviews have pretty much completely stopped over the past two months and I'm really not sure what to make of that but, in any event, I am submitting a recap of…

Rocket City Showgirls

Huntsville, Alabama

Must have been an off night

Paid my 5 dollar cover and entered. It was my first visit and to my dismay there were only to other customers in the building and at most 5 girls on the floor and…

Politics

OT: The size of our government and how the swamp swallows our $$$

You won't believe your ears: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQDEDR0JXdE

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Clubbing during COVID

So it’s been a year since I’ve been in a strip club or on Tuscl, but now that public life is slowly returning to some semblance of normal I’m considering venturing back. I’d appreciate knowing what it’s like to…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Upgrade!

Must upgrade from my past review. Night shift, 12+ girls working. Tthe girls were attractive, 7s - 9s. Good range of looks and body types. They each danced a three song set. First fully clothed,…

Tijuana

New to TJ and to HK

Hey guys, I am new to here and it will be my first time to TJ. I am planning to go to Hong Kong 2 weeks. What should I know before I go? I have already book a room for one…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Sioux City, Iowa

Reasonable place but pretty tame

Teasers is downtown in SCty. The place is bright and a bit too well lit. The stage is towards the back of the bar. The girls ranged in age from 20-40 and were all reasonably…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Has potential, but Follies it is not

Like may others here, I've been lost since Follies has closed. Combine that with the pandemic and this is the first SC I've been to since March '20. I finally decided that I…

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Got my 2nd Covid shot

Got my 2nd moderna shot Friday at a big city hospital’s satellite facility in a mostly AA ‘hood. All black and Hispanic people working there, almost all the people getting shots were white - including me. Why? I don’t know…

Politics

Biden needs to up his game

according to that little nutjob greta who is controlled and manipulated by bigger nutjobs. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/greta-thunberg-says-science-shows-joe-biden-not-doing-enough-on-climate-change/ar-BB1enaHS?ocid=msedgntp

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Future - The Changes

COVID has changed a lot of peoples mind sets and it’s too early to tell how people will act when COVID is behind us. Back to normal or a new normal. Some thing have changed and it seems…

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How to ruin America

An opinion piece I just ran in to and where else to repost it besides a strip club website! *-* I recently had to cancel a long-planned trip to South America, either because the countries I wanted to enter are…

Desiree's II

Norton, Ohio

Reopening

I heard Desi’s re-opened under mew management by a past dancer. I decided to stop in and check it out. It was definitely more improved inside. The old, rotten hot tub was…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Sunday night

It has been over a year since my last visit as I have not been traveling much. I arrived around 630 on Sunday night. Standard temp at the door, and no cover charge. They…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Almost a fail, but damn! It only takes 1

Been to Henry’s a few times in the past few weeks and it’s been a fail. Today seemed no different. Walked in, $5 cover about 5-6 girls working about 50/50 mixed of white and WOC.…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Infamous chair no more.....

Well back in Indy for work and decided to pay visit to the old rio. Place as has been described. Dark club, $5 covert and ID check. 2 stages with no chairs around them. Bar…

The House

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

An Interesting Evening At The House

The House had been on my bucket list for quite a while and via their FB page I determined they were open. So off I went on Saturday March 6. Parking is hit-or-miss.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Club Desire is truly exceptional if you're willing to invest the time

This is actually an amalgamation of a few different visits. Before I begin, CD is a regulars bar through and through. If you come in, and hang out, and want to be approached, you will be…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Middle of the road club

I went to Cowboys on a Saturday night around 8:00. The tables were about half full when we got there were plenty of girls walking around. We were approached by one who was so high…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I was hungry

Yes, I was hungry, and I know that the club has good food. ID was scanned up entry. $10 cover, pat down, and temperature check. Floor guy shows me to a seat at the…

The Venue

Portland, Oregon

Spring Is In The Air

I reached out to a dancer I have gotten to know this past year or so and found out she was dancing at The Venue this last Saturday starting at 1 PM. I told her…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Ghost town after 10

Valet-$8 mandatory Cover-$15 M-Th after 7 Bottle water-$8 nothing allowed after 10 pm Food- Good food, expect high end restaurant pricing on the main menu items. They do run specials that can be cheaper. VIP tax-$20 Dances-$30 is I believe…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Visiting the Opposite Ends of the Spectrum- Part 2

Having visited DDS on a Saturday afternoon and not finding anything that interested me, I decided to try the opposite end of the spectrum at the Porthole Pub. The Porthole Pub is the definition…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

First trip. Nice trip.

This was my first visit and review for imperial showgirls. Living in LA and negotiating the interstates to get here never seemed worth the trouble. But with limited clubs right now, this suddenly looked like…

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Meghan Markle, Prince Harry's Oprah interview.

Who gives a shit? They say it's going to be bigger than the Super Bowl. Every day the English royal family makes the U.S. news. It's getting worse than the Hollywood gossip. It doesn't effect me or the U.S.. So…

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Tracheotomy

On a recent flight the stewardess yelled, in a panicked voice, “is there a doctor on the plane?” After convincing her that I was a doctor I performed an emergency tracheotomy with my claws and a ball point pen. Saved that…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Visiting the Opposite Ends of the Spectrum- Part 1

Decided to visit DDs after reading the most recent review (thanks Aham5144). Arrived around 2:00 on a Saturday afternoon. Let’s start with the good news. Good News 1. The $10 table side dances are back.…

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Getting a lapdance with the underside of your dick

I was listening to a interview with Jim Florentine on Jim Norton's show when the topic LDK's came up. https://youtu.be/rnCiC6uSUIY?t=1637 Interesting discussion. But Florentine brought up one story, in that he LDK'd with his dick pointed up through his waistband.…

Dollhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Dollhouse Visit

Stopped here on a Thursday evening after dinner around 8:00 PM. As you enter, a gentleman takes your $10 cover, your temp and looks at (but doesn't scan) your ID. Another gentleman then…

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LAPDANCERS WHO BECAME FAMOUS

i only know of these 2: cardi b - sin city, bronx, ny - became this famous rapper vida guerra - breathless rahway, nj - front cover of maxim magazine

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

First pandemic visit. Not impressed.

Made my first visit since pandemic began after getting fully vaccinated last month. Cover reduced to $5 but per regulations you do have to order food in order to get drinks, so that increases the…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

All star weekend at Club Platinum

This review is a result of my visit to Club Platinum on Saturday March 7th, 2021. This’s my second visit ever to Club Platinum. The Inside of this club has been described multiple times by various contributors.…

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Is Maps To Stripe Clubs Broken?

I tried to get da maps to da clubs and I got a red light selfie!!! https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=5296 Dis look more like a flapperjack tiddy dan a map What in da hell is going on Founders!

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

The drawbridge is down and the palace is open!

After being told covid has shut them down, and a dancer comment saying they were open, I made the pilgrimage. Typical pay the doorman through the hole in the window get your change and get…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

Covid rules seem to be going away.

It was nice to see the stupid plastic dividers at the bar GONE!! Tonights bartender was a wild one. Fishnet suit with a red outfit on top. Her g string was the tiniest piece of…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

Rest A Bit is better than I remember

First time back at the Rest a Bit. With the Showplace gone and most of NJ shut down still I was happy to drive by and see it not too crowded on a Saturday…

Studio 4

Windsor, Ontario

Studio 4 Closed

This is not a review but an announcement. Studio 4 Lounge, the strip bar founded by Peter Barth some 36 years ago on the site of the old Three Bears House, has been sold to…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Brazilian left..Brazilian right

So I decided to head out for the night and see where it took me... I do my research before heading to a place as I don’t want to waste my night since I don’t…

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Ex-DEA Agent Strip Club Owner Indicted

https://www.wgrz.com/video/news/crime/ex-dea-agent-strip-club-owner-indicted/71-3914bebc-11dc-4bc3-8183-d247a4d7d944

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Asian candy delights at Candy Store

Review covers multiple evening visits to the Candy Store. When I visited Phoenix a couple years ago, I acquired an Asian candy fetish. Asian candy was found at Dirty's behind the bar and also at…

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Brazil

Any of you mongers experienced with Rio? The few reviews here are old.

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

When is bad it's boring when it's good it's ok but I've not struck paydirt yet

Gatsby's north is a madhouse on Friday nights. I got there around 7, it's packed with people. Guys and some of their girlfriends plus lots dancers. All dancers from 6-9 age range from under…

Dirty's Topless Bar

Phoenix, Arizona

Eye Candy and clean dances only at Ditry's

OK, first let's clear up my money rating. 5 for money. I want to give higher, but without the VIP being what it was cannot. The rating probably deserves to be a…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Top tier, even with COVID restrictions

I pulled up for a bachelor party. I was the only black guy in a group of white people so I was trying to make sure I suggested an establishment they would be comfortable &…

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Anybody in Phoenix?

I'm in Phoenix for the night after shooting my first scene. What's there to do? Do any of you live here?

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Excellent visit at Outer Space

After my visit at PO, I still had some time to kill, I went to Outer Space, parked on the street, went inside with a mask and paid 10. If you are looking for social…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Nice Club, Limited Dancer Selection

After leaving Bourbon Street, I decided to swing by Christie’s as it was only a slight detour on the way back to my hotel. I plugged the address into my GPS and, upon arrival,…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Nice Club

I visited twice on the same day during my short visit to Phoenix, once near the end of day shift, once at night. Bourbon Street is located in decent looking commercial area near the…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Mediocre visit with PO

Was in Philly and had some time to kill, so stopped at PO around 2pm. Parking was almost full. Regular temperature check and no cover charge. You can remove the mask once u r at…

Visions

Madison, Wisconsin

Visions is closed.

Visions is closed. Loved the tiny woman with the big furry boots. I'll miss you Visions, met some nice ladies there. For Sale sign outside. Newspaper article about group wanting to…

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Can you get a relator to sleep with you?

With the strip club scene being dead and looking to sell my house I have come up with this question. I have interviewed a bunch of relators and about half of them are very attractive. They seem very flirty and…

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I miss strippers and stripclubs

Even if I have WAY more money in my pocket and have not sen a bounce pull a semi-auto in over a year! Nuff Said!

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Spring break and effect on clubbing

How is Spring Break where you live, and how will the unprotected travelling superspreaders affect your clubbing this year? In Florida, obviously, we are Spring Break HQ. From Jacksonville, down to the keys, over to Marco Island, up to the…

Concepts Show Girls

Lawrenceburg, Indiana

A Learning Experience

I arrived a little after eight Friday evening at a smallish two story brick building just off the Lawrenceburg main drag at the edge of a residential neighborhood. There's plenty of on street parking and,…

Top Hat Gentlemen's Club

Mansfield, Ohio

Old trusty

This club is becoming my go to for the area. Full bar, mix drinks $3-5 for normal shelf liquor. Bouncer and owner will chat with you and are usually pretty friendly. Sometimes a female bartender…

D'Sires

Weirton, West Virginia

Reopened, clean, low mileage option on Route 2

So, for those familiar with the Weirton clubs, this is the old Go-Go/Old Hurricane. The building sits right on a corner of Main Street Weirton, So parking is an issue. Two doors on the front…

Gatsby's Pub South

Canton, Ohio

First time

First time at the south location. When you walk in they had a $10 cover. The bar is a big rectangle. Next to the bar is a sitting area and a stage. The lighting and…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Porthole - A Battle With Covid

This is my first time back to Tuscl and my first time reviewing Porthole in quite a while. I have always been a huge fan of Porthole. Always low cover - free parking…

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, Oregon

Indoor seating again

This was my second visit since indoor seating in bars and restaurants opened to 50% capacity in this area. The club was running a covered outdoor dance area with seating, but no lap dances just…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Low key desires

Stopped in March 5th at about 6 pm the club was vibing with good music about 10 or so customers at the bars at least 6 or 7 dancers ranges from petite to thick met…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Post-Covid

I've been going to Club 390 for a few years. It's usually are go-to place. Tbe bouncers and doormen are always great... considerate, friendly, etc. I do feel the quality of the dancers is nothing…

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Kicked out of strip club, well-armed man fires shotgun blasts

I have never been this drunk. https://madison.com/wsj/news/local/crime-and-courts/kicked-out-of-strip-club-well-armed-man-fires-shotgun-blasts-at-building-complaint-alleges/article_3a7f5f6a-72c9-5503-b073-d3bcd83e43ab.html

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Great location, but no people!

So I haven't been out to a club since before Covid, and I decided I was ready for my first trip back out. Seeing that Follies was my original go to, I thought I would…

Platinum 84

Federal Heights, Colorado

COVID update

I came in on an early afternoon visit. The basic layout is still the same so I won’t rehash that. The main difference is that the chairs up against the stage are closed.…

Goldfinger Gentlemen's Club

Sunrise, Florida

Burgers and Boobies

I recently moved back to the area and was driving by so decided to stop in Goldfingers. Never been before but I saw them on Instagram and they were advertising their burgers and had some…

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MARCH MADNESS

Well it's the time again this year. With the exception of last year, I've been in Vegas or on-site for March Madness for the past decade. I'm taking off Thursday 18 and Friday 19, getting drunk, eating too…

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VIP room sales pitch...and a miss

So this, basically, was a sales pitch I got to go VIP at a local club I hadn't been to in over a decade. The dancer was doing me a favor in getting me updated on what the new pricing…

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Cum in Club

About how many strip clubs have you cummed in? I would not go to one if I knew that I couldn't cum therein. My total is about 45 since over several decades.

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Rainy sunday but it's back to normal.

Stopped in around 2-3pm-ish and all the lights were on. "No girls?" I asked as he put the scanner to my head and respond "they'll be here.". Fine, sit down, get a beer, 10 minutes…

Seville Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

lo

It's been over 10 years since I'd visited Seville. Don't really know why I've been away that long. I've been to plenty of the other downtown Minneapolis clubs over the years. I guess it's just…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Close but no cigar.

I've been to all the clubs in Indy and Rio is usually your best chance for 'extras'. I arrived early afternoon, around 1:30 PM and cover was only $5. He took my temperature…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Pompano.... its no Detroit, but close

Stop #1 of my tour de Pompano. I took Uber to the club. Arrived around 730pm Apparently the guy outside was just a parking attendant. He asked for $5 which I assumed was cover.…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Thursday evening experience

So, as I'm sure everybody knows, the KOD is Minnesota's only fully nude, full liquor strip club. Due to covid, there's no seating at stage level either upstairs or main level stages and seating can…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

First time in Detroit

My first visit to the infamous Bogarts. I arrived around 7:30 to a packed bar with about 10 girls working. Paid $5 to the doorman and proceed to the bar to the left. Ordered a…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

OZ: the great and powerful

I visited OZ gentlemen club on a Saturday night. It was packed with only a couple of seats available. I arrived around 10 and there were two girls I. The main stage and one on…

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How many diff clubs have you been to?

Looks like 75 different clubs in my career as a monger. About 14 diff states and 2 Canadian Providences ( total of 240 reviews). I think the data base only goes back to 2004. I…

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Seatle Cops Have All Of the Fun!

I want to be a Seatle Cop now! They got to eat donuts and have watch Naked Guys!😉😍 https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=7340

Emperors Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, Florida

Got the job done

So, I was reminded of a very important lesson I already knew. Just like you don’t go to the grocery store hungry, you don’t go to a strip club in need of a nut.…

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On the Hunt for Asian Strippers

I am looking forward to my eventual post-pandemic return to the mongering life. I have a strong preference for Asian women but haven’t found any clubs in the Houston area where I can reliably find attractive Asian strippers. Most of…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

Platinum will be Follies 2.0 by summertime

First off, this is my first review and I want to say how great this outlet has been and how informative the reviews are. After Follies closed last year I wasn't sure where to go…

Politics

Surprise! MSN posting articles critical of sleepy joe!

Looks like the libs at MSN might not be happy with sleepy joe. There are several articles from other outlets critical of him on their website today. Surprising. Biden's 'empathy' is the media's excuse for everything https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/biden-s-empathy-is-the-media-s-excuse-for-everything/ar-BB1efwR4?ocid=msedgntp And to save…

Politics

Why is Joe Biden dodging the public and the press?

Looks like they're going to keep sleepy joe in the basement until he steps down or they force him out. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/why-is-joe-biden-dodging-the-public-and-the-press/ar-BB1eeNpD?ocid=msedgntp

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Not Sure Whether to Be Aggravated or Elated

I thought I had at least 48 hours before Mrs. Hornibastard raised the question again about inviting Amanda to participate in our private moments. I was wrong. Mrs. Hornibastard never brought it up. She just proceeded to…

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Atlanta 1AMer

I’m surprised Shadowcat hasn’t already posted this one. I’ve never heard of Shayk’s and it’s not listed on TUSCL. https://www.ajc.com/news/atlanta-police-release-video-of-2-suspected-in-shooting-outside-strip-club/3ZZ4YK3P6RFY3PIED3SRI5JKM4/?outputType=amp

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Anyone have experience with Devon?

Stopped by on Wednesday evening for a couple hours. $2 entry/parking fee and $4 for a bottle of Bud. Very friendly bartender. When I arrived at about 5pm there were about 15 dancers present…

Bucks Cabaret Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Surf, Turf & Dessert

Well went for the Thursday $10 steak and lobster lunch special that's good until 4 pm. I self parked instead of the optional valet. Since I'm a VIP member there was not the…

Sugar Shack Gentlemen's Club

Salem, Oregon

Don’t know if I’ll be back....Too embarrassed

I came into the Sugar Shack on a Thursday afternoon after the wife and I got into an argument and I needed to blow off steam. This was my first visit to this club and…

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Dancer of the Day

https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=5130 “Hi I’m Roxanne and I’m a free spirited dancer.” “Free spirited,” wonder what that means? That she’ll willingly have sex with old dudes like jackslash or that she doesn’t shave her legs?

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

Fun

I visited Diamond Dolls on a weekday evening. Free to park. The club has a good variety and quality of dancers, but it leans towards latinas. Drinks were reasonable, I paid about $7 for a…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Fun Club, Mixed Talent

Free to park here. $15 cover, but you can save $5 if you show them the picture/coupon on the website. They don’t have alcohol here. $6 gets you a bottle of Zephyrhills water. The club has…

The Rednecks Yacht Club

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Road trip drive by

Stopped by on my road trip back from Florida in early February. Club is a bit off the beaten path. Went in to main bar and nobody at the window, so…

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City, Strip Club Reach Agreement

Baltimore club has a win. https://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2021/03/03/baltimore-strip-club-coronavirus-covid-19-lawsuit-update/

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

After the third wave of Covid

After the Third Wave of Covid It had been a year since I had been out to a club, and I was anxious just to see some women dancing. I had read that the OSC…

The Vegas Club

Darien, Wisconsin

Covid Pick Up Line

Decided to check in at VC since I was not out on the road for work. This is one of my more local bars. They had a free cover on their FB…

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

Good time was had in the afternoon.

I was in the area and decided to try FLW based on the reviews. Some reviews speak about the lot being potholed. It was gravel and a bit muddy but no pot holes…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Hot girls better milage elsewhere

Stopped by Wed night around 9, place was lively for the times. Got my temp. Taken, had to sign a waver and they uped the door to 15. They also added a metal dector.…

Just Enuff Cabaret Rockford

Rockford, Illinois

Bigfoot Rockford

Ok I lived in the Rockford area for almost two years and just moved away about 2 weeks ago. I went to Bigfoot quite a bit. I tried tiger tail a couple times but I…

Wiggles Gentlemen's Club

Hammond, Indiana

Tuesday evening visit

I decided to check out wiggles on Tuesday evening. My previous visits have been on the weekend so I wanted to see how things were during the week. I arrived just before 10pm…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Sexy Lacey

I came in around 9pm on a Friday night. At this point they only had 1 girl dancing but as the night went on they add another girl to the rotations. I left around 11.…

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OT: I Confess..

I thought about making a rumdummoron AKA jonycovid99 joke about this because it took place in India but I couldn't do it, it's just too gruesome to joke about. The father in this story is a total psycho! https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/indian-man-accused-of-beheading-daughter-in-apparent-honor-killing/ar-BB1eeQry?ocid=msedgntp

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Bella?

Visited on a Tuesday, have a card from Mr Hamilton that waves the $5 fee. Ordered a beer and was completely ignored as dancers hung with regulars. After 45 minutes was aproached by petite…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

2 Hours in (modified) paradise and back to reality!

Did a 2 hour stealth mission at 10PM on Tuesday night in and out (literally) to HK and back. I was in town Tuesday and Wednesday in San Diego and figured it would be…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Wasn’t impressed during a Monday early evening visit

Visited Atlantis around 6:30-7:30pm on Monday. The visit was OK but really wasn’t interested in any dances when I got the price run down from James. He was very nice when I asked about…

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Talking Dirty

How quickly and how often does it take for you guys saying some crazy shit to a girl? I'm talking full on, unadulterated, ribaldry. For me, unlike the real world, in the strip clubs I feel like the me too…

Playhouse Club

Romulus, Michigan

I won't be back

After a bad time at Bogarts (definitely been going downhill lately), I decided to give this club a try. This was my first time here. Mandatory $10 valet and a $20 cover, so it's $30…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Detroit clubs emerging from a long hiatus

This was my return to metro Detroit strip clubs after a year-long, COVID imposed hiatus. I missed these clubs, or more specifically, the women who work in these clubs. BT's is located on a major…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

Its over at least for now

Since Illinois clubs re opened (for the second time) I visited here twice. First visit was I think end of Dec or Jan. There were a few dancers and some were in bikinis. I was…

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Poker Game Information for those that wanna join and Gamble it up with me

The Poker Club is called " Pocket Rockets" its on a phone app that is usable on android and iOS Im just a player and not the owner of this operation. I do get commission from ppl joining the club and…

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Dancer at landing strip or plazio in austion

Looking for an atf named Dakota. 53 great butt 32a sweet very bubbly. Anyone seen her?

Politics

Kinzinger got me permanently locked out of of my Facebook

Lol. I was surprised the last two times I got reinstated. Adam Kinzinger is a rather sensitive fellow. Oh well.

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Questions on the history of stripping and lap dances

So a few nights ago I was watching the movie "Diner." It's set in the early '60s and there is a scene that takes place in strip club of that era. There's a 3-piece band (piano, sax, upright bass) playing…

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:"Great News: Johnson & Johnson Vaccine Chart Looks Like a Dick"

"Great News: Johnson & Johnson Vaccine Chart Looks Like a Dick" — https://www.vice.com/en/article/n7vgpq/great-news-johnson-and-johnson-vaccine-chart-looks-like-a-dick https://i.imgur.com/zMeigzI.jpg "This chart shows that from day one of receiving the shot, the immune system gets absolutely sprung, reaching as much as 90 percent immunity against severe or critical COVID-19…

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Winchester Va

I’ll be in Winchester March 4th and 6th. Looking fir sugars, clubs, private dancers.

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What's mamisans (tuscl member) lineup this week?

Just wondering. Its been awhile.