Decent club considering the lack of alcohol

I’ve been frequenting these types of establishments far too much lately and decided it was finally time to give this club a try. Cheetahs normally wouldn’t be my first choice of a club but it was the ONLY club open in the area after midnight (thanks Brown!). In fact, this just might be the only club in Oregon that is open from 2-5:00am. The downside is that they do NOT serve alcohol and I also find it a bit off putting to stare at freshly turned 18 y/o’s naked bodies but that’s just me. This club is not what I was expecting but not in a bad way. I came in on a Tuesday after midnight and I was surprised to see that the club appeared fairly large with decent open space. Upon walking in I was greeted by the bouncer that did a pat down and scanned my ID. To the left was the “bar” where I purchased a soda and was immediately approached by a dancer. She was a late 20s/early 30s attractive Asian with a slim/petite body. She was pushing hard for a $40 VIP dance to which I declined because I typically watch stage shows before deciding on if I want a dance or not. Seriously, at least let me sit down first before approaching me and asking about a dance/VIP. Luckily she was easy to escape and I was able to sit in front of the stage quickly with no extra hassle.

The stage is quite large with three poles throughout. I sat on the far right where a dancer was already performing. She looked to be between 18-20 (sigh) but was attractive enough. She was white, blonde, and a bit too slim for my typical tastes but her face looked pretty (or atleast what I could see of it). She didn’t interact with me much during her show and immediately walked back to what I’m assuming was the locker room and I barely saw her again for the rest of the night. Next dancer up was another young blonde (again, between 18-20) with huge breasts (maybe triple DDD?) and a nice butt BUT she was a bit on the chubbier side. She was an unenthusiastic dancer and just like the first blonde, disappeared in the locker room for the rest of the night. The next dancer was a white, early/mid 20’s chubby tan brunette but she put on a good show and seemed happy to be there. She also chatted with me as she was dancing throughout her set so when she offered a dance, I accepted.

There is an option for a regular $20 dance but it is fully clothed and out in the open so I decided to go with the $40 private. The “private” room was behind a curtain and was just a large room with a shower, a few booths, and two beds? I had her by myself during the two songs we agreed upon but if there were other dancers I don’t believe it would feel very “private” especially for $40. She did get fully nude though which is a step up from the fully clothed $20 dance. She let my hands go all but south but the dance mostly consisted of her shoving her boobs in my face (C-cups at best). After we finished, I went back out and saw a tall white brunette, early 20s, with a nice butt on stage. I do prefer my women with meat on their bones and she had just enough. She also was enthusiastic which again led me to accept her request of a $40 dance. She let me touch all but the pussy and had a decent grind. I definitely have no complaints with this although my expectations have been set high ever since accidentally finishing in my pants at one of the other local clubs during the FIRST dance after not have been to a club in years. I now beat my meat before coming to these places to save the embarrassment.

All in all, dancers here are decently attractive and there just might be a type to satisfy anyone’s needs. However, the high prices of the dances and the lack of alcohol will probably prevent me from coming into this place again unless I got absolutely hammered at the other bars/clubs in the area. The music also sucked and was playing way too low which did make the vibe off at certain times. The DJ also kept saying “Don’t get married” over the mic and although I get the struggle since I’m going through a divorce, I don’t want to hear about anyone’s problems since I came here to leave mine at home.