No Spice!

I was in Dallas for some business and stopped by my favorite spot here before Covid. I had heard things had changed a bit and unfortunately they have. There was no cover when I arrived and I got a seat at the bar. The place looked a little run down compared to a year and a half ago. Also fewer ladies. I'll say overall the talent was there though. I sat for a good 30 minutes nursing a beer and no one came by. I was just about to call it a night when this thin Cuban girl with braces came up. She seemed friendly enough and laid the charm on so I figured let's see how this goes.

We went upstairs and again, this seemed much more sterile. There was a line of chairs just facing outward and a few guys getting dances. She started the dance and it was air-city. She did a bit of a grind and then just shook her ass a bunch. Seemed like there was no chance of any mileage at all and I was right. After the first song, she wanted to continue and I said "no mas".

As I was gathering myself and about to head downstairs this other Latina who was maybe the hottest one in there that night stopped me and asked if I wanted dance. I figured why not? If both of these turn out to be nothing then I know things have changed. We sit down and it's the EXACT same treatment. A little grind and then a lot of ass-shaking. That was it. She seemed pretty surprised I didn't want a 2nd dance.