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What happened in Vegas? Investigating the disappearance of Camille Dotson

Story about a young woman who went on a downward spiral and disappeared 25 years ago. "Today, most people aware of her case believe Camille is deceased but at whose hand? The estranged husband? The new guy she was staying with?…

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Atlanta

Anyone in Atlanta want a massage? Wild times! Interested in the reason!!

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Desperate girls

Haven’t been here in a long time, only reason I knew the club was open is because I hit up this black girl (Juicy Joy)that I once picked on 137th and aurora while she was…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

2 for $25 dances are gone and so is $2 domestics drafts. (COVID sucks!)

First visit since Covid-19 has disrupted our lives. I rode past here a few times but didn’t go in. Today, I decided to stop past here after the Sixers game. There was advertisement about coming…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Warming back up to you....

So after a long hiatus from this place I decided to give it a second chance. Valet $10, visited early on a Sunday so no cover. Club is as described before, it’s a nicer…

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Recently I found out that I am a lesbian!!!

I've been kindly informed that I am so mean to the manspecies because I am definitely not into them at all. I guess I have been hiding so deep in the closet that even I did not know that I…

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Sexual Assault Lawsuit Filed Against NFL Quarterback Over Massage Allegation

"A sexual assault lawsuit has been filed against Texans quarterback Deshaun Watson, Houston attorney Tony Buzbee disclosed on social media Tuesday night. Buzbee told FOX 26’s Isiah Carey that while Watson was getting a massage from a woman that the…

Politics

This is what real journalism looks like

While Biden sleeps in the White House basement and the mainstream media masturbates itself to sleep with its usual talking points, Tucker Carlson is currently in El Salvador engaging in actual journalism. He had an extremely interesting interview with…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Bourbon starting towards normal but not fully back to normal

Had been a few months since I had stopped by this club and wanted to see if things had opened up since my last visit when it was limited to air dances. The club has a…

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Georgia massage parlors turn into war zones

https://www.foxnews.com/us/georgia-massage-parlor-shootings-leave-three-people-dead Gold Spa is across the street from Atlanta strip club Club Platinum and Aromatherapy Spa is located next door to it.

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A 21-year-old man in custody after shootings at 3 Atlanta-area massage parlors

This is crazy. https://apnews.com/article/georgia-us-news-atlanta-shootings-9e39706c523c733a6d83d9baf4866154?utm_source=Twitter&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=AP

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Bill would require all cell phones, tablets sold to automatically filter porn

https://www.local12.com/news/nation-world/bill-would-require-all-cell-phones-tablets-sold-in-utah-to-automatically-filter-porn-03-17-2021 Who would want to live in a world without instant access to porn at your fingertips? If a state like this wants to ban porn they need to improve their strip club scene to compensate.

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Shooters Choice...

Fellas wheres your favorite place to shoot your load, figuring the target is a female....

Politics

The propagandist’s purpose is to make one set of people forget that certain othe

Title couldn’t say it all. The propagandist’s purpose is to make one set of people forget that certain other sets of people are human ~ Aldous Leonard Huxley ~ Writer and philosopher ~ Born: July 26, 1894, Godalming, United Kingdom ~ Died: November 22,…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

First time back since Covid. Little different, but good

First time back to treasure since Covid. I just started going in March of last year and then the pandemic happened, so now that things are starting to get back to normal I decided to…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Platinum is on the rise

I think Platinum is showing a lot of promise these days. Both times I've visited they've had great talent. I've seen dancers in the 8 range on my scale but that was tops. It's a large…

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Stripper of the Day 03–16-21

https://tuscl.net/member-photos.php?id=656763 GND type.

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Shooting at spa next to club platnium?👀

Shit right by my apartment kinda I stay down by tattletale. Y’all guys be safe in buckhead, it’s nasty lately with all this crime. Reasons why I don’t club in my area. https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/police-1-in-critical-condition-after-shooting-along-piedmont-road

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Woodstock 5pmer

BREAKING: 'Multiple shootings' shut down busy Woodstock highway https://www.ajc.com/news/breaking-multiple-shootings-shut-down-busy-woodstock-highway/OLE23RVIO5BE3ELWBZAA6GVSSA/ (Via AJC)

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Delilah's - A solid Philly club

Been here a few times, love it. This place has the best atmosphere of any club in Philly, very clean and professional. I also always felt safe in this area, and there's ample parking both…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Great time, a little pricey

Went on a Saturday evening around 9:00pm. I'm not a veteran strip club patron, so not really sure what to expect, but hoping for enough contact to leave happy. Wearing loose-fitting shorts.…

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Great songs referencing strip clubs

Note the title about referencing clubs or strippers—not necessarily what your favorite music for dancers when they are on stage. I’ll start: I like the song Portland by Nerf Herder. Despite that I’d be one of the people he would be…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

last visit in the COVID ERA?

VIP fee is a $20 fee for the customer If the customer wants to pay $20 for the dancer fee - that is OPTIONAL(not required) This is a one-time fee per day Some dancers require a MINIMUM #…

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Floriduh - potential future stripper

https://www.wkrg.com/northwest-florida/homecoming-hack-assistant-principal-daughter-charged-with-using-computers-to-steal-homecoming-queen-vote/ Thanks mom.

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Pathetic Loser Food

Reflecting, approximately a year ago the only place I was allowed to go was the grocery store/Walmart or a home improvement store (Lowe’s / Home Depot). I remember going through the grocery stores that were ransacked feeling like I hit the…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Seems like the Tourist place to be

I happened to be staying in Clearwater recently for a weekend get away and drove by OZ many times, they have a large gold OZ sign which is easily spotted from main road rt. 19.…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

A successful hunt in Hville

This was my first visit since Covid. I have been to Fantasia many times over the past 10 years. I try to stop by when traveling through the area. I have had some great times,…

Classic trap. Buyer beware.

Achieve one of this hobby's great goals and you might find yourself in a classic trap. Get her to go GFE for you, to pull those panties aside and put you in, and you might find yourself with a girlfriend attitude to go with your girlfriend experience. It happens. It happens for sure. Might be nature. Could be cash. Anything is possible. Either way, your moment of glory can slip quickly into a moment of reckoning. I've seen it happen more than once. Last time she conceded to lust or economics and took it to the hilt. You smiled. The transaction complete, she smiled. You marked her down as good to go next time. She marked you down as sure to…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Partially re-opened, still not my cup of tea

This is a PSA with updated opening information and prices, based on my recent visit. I've benefited tremendously from this site in the past, and so figured I'd give some up-to-date information on this club. Hours: Apparently…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

Still not quite there...but I'm hopeful.

Figured I would add a more recent update with all the covid-ness happening. So, in Michigan, it still feels like the club is just a bar with boobs. Legends, generally has a real party vibe…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Ready. Just not ready to roll.

Does it tell you something that it took the girls five minutes or fewer to get ready to dance? That's right. I arrived just after 5pm one weeknight. The dancers strolled in maybe 10 minutes…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Decent Club, and Holy Shit Why Didn't Anyone Tell Me!!

I stopped in on an early week afternoon to meet a friend.  My first visit since long before Covid.  Overall, place seems a little more polished than five years ago, staff all friendly and polite,…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

The each their own.

Okay so I know in my last review of P10 I said I would never set foot here again. Well 15 months later I came back as I was in the neighborhood and needed to…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Penthouse fun in spite of Covid restrictions

This is a review for those of y'all who want to know what the COVID restrictions are doing to the strip clubs in New Orleans. The strip clubs opened back up after the city's Mardi…

Wild Orchid Gentlemens Club

Reno, Nevada

Fun with Sam in Reno

Went in about 9pm. Cover was $25. I had to sign a Covid warning and take a temperature but that was it. No masks in the club. It was slow. Probably only five girls working and…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Westminster, California

Studying Time at the Library

FYI my first post so here I go. My friends and I are spoiled our main strip club experiences are strip clubs in TJ, Rosarito, Ensenada. Our first US Strip club was Cheetahs in San…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Return visit after re-opening

This will be a slightly odd review. Polekatz has been the main club I've gone to for a while, so my visit will likely be a little atypical. There is a valet, which I believe is…

Suzy's Lounge

Line Lexington, Pennsylvania

Cool dive bar

This is definitely a bar with some dancing girls. The club is off behind the major road. So u have a lot of privacy going into the club. There was no cover charge or even…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

Breathless return - same type of girls - good to be back

Finally returned to Breathless after more than a year. It was one of the last clubs I was in pre-covid. 2 oval bars with two poles on each. Parking is great place is in an industrial area.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Almost the Same Club We All Know and Love

(Location, Layout, Food/Drinks have not changed) Composite of three visits. I went Wednesday, Saturday, and Sunday late afternoons to sample the different dancers. LOCATION Club Desire is very accessible from I-95, located almost under an overpass. While the…

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Wishful thinking

Ummmmm...... I honestly just want to have sex all day,.pretty much every day...... Just wanna live my best hoe life. Sigh

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OT: Thank goodness with Biden in office we are now getting all this "unity"

Columbia To Host Six Graduation Ceremonies Divided By Sex, Race, Income Columbia University is set to host six separate graduation ceremonies based on sex, race, and income in the name of “multiculturalism.” The graduations will “complement” the existing school-wide ceremonies. The…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

High Mileage VIP, Meh Club

Girlfriend broke up with me, heart broken, oh well life moves on. Head to the strip club. The lot is is in this industrial area with a bunch of other stores in this complex, slow…

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Where else except Floriduh?

MARCH 15--A pantless Florida Man was arrested yesterday after police spotted him pleasuring himself with a pickle while on a private premise, according to an arrest affidavit. Responding to a suspicious person call around 4 PM, a cop saw Eric Detiege,…

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The customer is always right

The customer is always right is a phrase that's bandied about but is held up in our strip clubs? All my life growing up I've been told I'm wrong by parents, teachers, friends, coworkers, bosses, fellow members on here. So I'd…

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Dallas 2AMer.

DALLAS — A 32-year-old man was killed in a shooting overnight Monday outside a Dallas strip club, police said. Officers responded shortly before 3:15 a.m. to the shooting call in the parking lot of XTC Cabaret, which is located at 8550…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Great actress

This review is for a visit from several months ago, but I am hoping to go back to see the same girl. The club hasn’t changed physically via several years. There are three…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Great afternoon

Found myself downtown with some time before traffic died down, I decided to try out Tattletales again. I have not been clubbing much lately and I was looking for a good time not an…

Pleasure Dome

White Haven, Pennsylvania

Superspreader event (and not in the way you want)

Being fully vaccinated,I have resumed some strip club activity. Been away from this place for almost 2 years due to COVID and general dissatisfaction with price vs. delivery and inconsistent experience. Always many hot girls…

Delilah's Den Of Hazlet

Keansburg, New Jersey

blo 'n' go

So I have been extremely careful about covid so I haven't even gone grocery shopping, let alone strip clubs. But I was stuck at the in-laws for two weeks without my wife and I was…

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STRIPPERS RUNNING FROM THE LAW

noticed a couple of threads regarding ankle monitors. can't say i've met any girls that wore them in my lifetime. interesting how law enforcement finds it ok that a girl is allowed to work at a club under her criminal…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

an oasis of a strip club on a Sunday post covid lock-down

Status: Oasis is just barely located in the city of Doraville, and continues to struggle to stay open because of the S.O.B. (sexually oriented business) ordinance brought on by the city. The strip mall across the street…

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Stripper of the Day - Monday 3-15-21

https://tuscl.net/member-photos.php?id=692235 Yes? No? Maybe?

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Great, but not Platinum experience

Stopped in with a bachelor group after touring some distilleries for a night in Lexington. Did the VIP treatment and they club went above and beyond to meet our expectations. They first walked us to…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Boat is getting fun again

Raiders Reef or as it is better known "The Boat" is a clean large club. They are still enforcing the mask mandate but it's looser. A dancer sat with me and didn't seem…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Good club. Enjoyed it but could have been better experience.

I was near cocoa Beach so decided to hit lidos. I will share my experience But before that here are some disclaimers. -i visit clubs only in evening/night. Never visited a club before 8pm. So if…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Not what I expected, but, Not Bad

It's been a year since I've been inside a club. Covid fear. But, now I'm vaccinated and need to put it to the test. Nothing changed about the club set up or reception upon…

Paradise City Gentlemen's Club

Mathias, West Virginia

Worth the Drive and worth the price.

Inside: First time visiting this place inside was nice, outside place nothing upscale just basic tables and chairs with a row of chairs on the outside. One small stage across the door.…

The Vault

Phoenix, Arizona

Now Named "The Vault"

Saw on Instagram that this club just reopened under "The Vault" and is no longer VLive. A dancer that used to work dayshift at HL now dances here. Not sure if the club is open daily or just certain days/nights…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

LOTS OF NEW DANCERS

This review is for last Friday, but I have been in the club a number of times. The club charges a $3. parking lot fee for the outside host to provide security for the…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

RAB

It's been awhile..... walked in through the back door. No temp check or cover or anything. Pool table is right there as you walk in and bathrooms are on the right. No seats at the bar…

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Louisiana State Police troopers joked in a group text about beating a black man,

Title couldn’t say it all. texts saying the “whoopin” would give the man “nightmares for a long time,”... https://www.google.com/amp/s/wgnradio.com/news/national/gonna-be-sore-la-troopers-boasted-of-beating-black-man/amp/

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Nevada Brothels

I found a study that evaluated the rate of STD among FSWs in Tijuana, including ones in brothels, and to me the rate was terrifyingly high. So I'm considering going to a Nevada brothel... What's the pricing like, what does it…

The Piccadilly Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

First time to a Hood Club

I arrived around 9:30 pm, thankfully I’ve read previous reviews or I probably wouldn’t noticed the small door bell to get buzzed in. The bouncer gives a very thorough pat down than send you…

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Corey that wears the ankle monitor(only works Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday).

This was in a recent review comment. Has anyone actually seen dancers with court ordered ankle monitors? I know I haven't.

Stars World Class Men's Club

Orlando, Florida

Orlando

I had visited Rachels before this and already knew the reputation of Orlando Clubs. I get that I can see just as good ass at Twin Peaks or Hooters (maybe more), but I figured I…

Rachel's Orlando

Orlando, Florida

Orlando...

Nice big parking lot, well lit, plenty of spots, you can also valet, which just feels wrong. $10 cover on a Saturday night, door girl was cute, but handed me two fives (instead of some 1s).…

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Corpus Christi 2AMer.

CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas — Police were called out to a Palace men's club after gunfire erupted outside the business. CCPD officers were called out to the 5800 block of Everhart around 1:15 a.m. Saturday. According to CCPD Lt. Samantha Baldwin, a dispute…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

VALUE

I've come to this club many times over the last few months because OC clubs are the only ones near me that are open. This club is the one with the best variety of dancers…

Blu Astor Gentlemen's Club

Janesville, Wisconsin

Saturday Night

Visited saturday night. Had about 10 girls working. Decent amount of diversity in the club, most of the girls are skinny as well. Music was not too loud, and a lot of girls were just…

Emperor's Gentleman's Club

Cleveland, Ohio

They are indeed open for business

Had not been to this place since the name/ownership change and was in the area so stopped in to see what it was now like. Parking on the north side of the street was available when…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

Mid-Week Afternoon visit

Was in the area on business and had not been there this year, so stopped in mid-afternoon to see what was happening. Parking lot was almost empty but decided to proceed to mask up…

Temptations Gentlemen's Club

Hardeeville, South Carolina

I would put the club at a 5 out of 10 right now.

If you look back at previous reviews, you will find a few on here from me. I have been going to this club for more than 8 years. Usually twice a year when down…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Decent for day shift in Columbus

Very few day day shift options in Columbus and talent here varies from a good selection of solid talent to a ghost town, but have had had more hits than misses. I won’t spend a lot…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Regular dances upstairs, plexiglass around the stages

I went back this week after a year of absence due to COVID, and found things upstairs to be mostly the same, but for the main and side stages enclosed in plexiglass. I didn't partake in…

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Do men who choose to not get married/children get to live life for themselves?

PS: I'm only asking because you guys give insightful answers; I'm not trying to offend anyone. I have realized that growing up; most people live for their parents. They don't get to do whatever they want since they have to follow…

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Does Chicago have clubs that do extras and....

Are similar to say a Dean's Gold/Tootsies from Miami? I've been to Miami too many times already and I was looking to see if Chicago had any so I could stop there while so vacationed there *if I go later…

The Bodyshop

Beltsville, Maryland

Gone before its time...

Another casualty of COVID Well was in the area so stopped by this recent addition to Prince George’s county which had only recently opened in the months before the lockdowns begin. This former auto body shop…

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New Recruit

https://tuscl.net/member.php?id=682646 Maybe Gawker should reach out if he needs some drama.

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Not A Bad, Not Great, But Has Possibilities

After seeing some positive recent reviews, I decided to visit Fannie’s again for the first time since pre-COVID. While I can’t say it lived up to some of the recent reviews, it was not…

Wonderland

Providence, Rhode Island

Not My Scene

After my Saturday afternoon at Desire, I decided to schlep down the road and check out a new place. LOCATION Wonderland is located next to a porn shop and a jack shack along Allens Avenue, half a…

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Sooo I might be the only one that has noticed this or whatever butttt

Has anyone seen the movie Coffee&Kareem? If you haven't...eh I'd just fast forward to the very shocking part (for me) where they "go to the strip club. I couldn't even believe it was a club I worked at and loved for…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

First timer

I went last Wednesday for the first time. I heard about it for years and dated girls that worked there but never went inside. I went around 7pm the guy at the door…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

First time at Subi's

Stopped by aorund 3:30 on Friday afternoon. Never been here before and was hoping to find a way to get here. I had some quick business Downriver and knew I was going to be in…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

Saturday night

Went in on a Saturday night when they re-opened after the shut down. They were pretty packed. That's my only challenge with this place. Many of the girls and customers have a problem keeping masks…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

Great Alaskan Bush Friday night 3-12-2021 Underwhelming Experience

I went GAB last night. They have done some major remodeling on the topless side. The nude side only had a few changes. The remodeling looked fairly decent but that was the only thing that…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Tour de Pomapno stop #2.

I made 2 stops at Cheetah Pompano. Thursday and Saturday nights last week. My first stop was late Thursday. Parking appeared abundant, but I Ubered. Cover was $10. ID checked at door The setup of the club is…

The Rednecks Yacht Club

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Oh, No. I’m Afraid This Place Is Done.

Details: Free parking; no cover, temp or ID check; had to “sign in” at the bar. The sign outside said “Masks Must Be Worn Upon Entering” – which I did – but no one…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

If It’s the Right One, It Only Takes One

Details: Free parking, must wear masks to enter, temperature and ID checked, $3.00 cover, had to “sign in,” bottled water at bar was $2.75, dances are $20 for normal-length songs. I visited on a Friday afternoon.…

Sugar's

San Antonio, Texas

aint so sweet

I'll start of by saying that San Antonio is NOT a great strip club town. Didnt know this before my prolonged visit; but after some time in San Antonio, going to 4-5 different SCs, spending…

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First time I ever blocked a dancer

I used the block function on my phone for the first time ever today. I was just bored with the pleading for money. It was a good run with her but these arrangements are always temporary and the…

Set-It-Off Go Go Bar

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

When are they open?

Stopped by after 10 on a Friday night, but the club was still closed. Does anyone know if this place is still in business?

Club Boom Boom

Akron, Ohio

Boom Boom Persists

Boom Boom has had its ups and downs. Here’s my take: VIBE: Boom Boom is small. I’ve seen them post about having 15 girls... where would they fit? The bar is nice, nice display. The space is…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Things Never Stay the Same

So, I stopped by my regular club last Friday afternoon in hopes of seeing a couple of my regular girls for some fun, only to find out that the club has re-opened now post COVID…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Still alive and entertaining!

Visiting after a year. Other than masks upon entering and while walking around the club, the ambience appeared quite normal as before. Only the chairs adjoining the stage are removed, but you an still walk…

Politics

Why doesn't the ADL list anti-white, anti-straight, anti-Christian, etc, hate

Groups like the ADL, SPLC, as well as the mainstream media, politicians, self-proclaimed "discrimination fighters" of various kinds, etc, pounce on the mildest or even imaginary criticism or negative statements about various population groups but ignore or even participate in…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Eventful Afternoon Visit

After signing the COVID tracing sheet and settling in, I counted nine dancers (5 to 8 appearance range) and a dozen customers. One dancer on the main stage per three song set. Polly…

Show World

West Babylon, New York

Dancers Review

My first day working. I was on the 9 am to 5 pm shift. So let’s start with the basics.... I took the LIRR from the city to Babylon, then a $10 cab. I’m a dancer so…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Still a shit hole

After leaving the G Spot I decided to stop at Lusty's. No cover (who would pay to go into this place) and beer is cheap at $2. This place is a real hole in the…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Good time

Stop by on a Wednesday night got there at about seven. There was a $15 cover charge that included a food item from the menu. The layout of the bar was the same, except for…

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Marketing 101

My first ever visit to a strip club VIP room was a marketing 101 lesson. It was November 2008 and I had recently moved back to the USA from Indonesia. I was unfamiliar with Houston’s far north side but…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

Slow Friday

Got there around 1 PM. Allie was tending bar. Got a beer for $2.50 and talked to Allie for awhile. Tried to get her in VIP, but she had no one to watch the bar.…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

Miss the old chicas.

So decided to visit this place after being gone for many years. This place is located off the frontage road next to many business. It’s hard to spot if your not looking for it. The…

Vixens Cabaret

Davie, Florida

Vixens - Extras or not to Extras, that is the question

Dropped by Vixens again this week just to follow up on last week’s recon mission for Advathlete. You can check out the previous Vixens review for the full story. But sufficient to say,…

Southside Johnny's

Greensboro, North Carolina

Please shoot me

Came here after the Treasure Club lineup was the worst ever. Like 10 fatties. Can’t review since I do not have anything else to report. I spent less than 30 min here (at SJ’s) for…

Politics

Rudy Giuliani earns two Razzie nominations for 'Borat'

Rudy Giuliani earns two Razzie nominations for 'Borat' Agence France-Presse March 12, 2021 https://www.rawstory.com/rudy-giuliani-earns-two-razzie-nominations-for-borat-2651044418/ *************** Finally, Rudy gets some very well-deserved recognition for his 'special skills' [sarcasm]

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Study Finds Link Between Evangelicals and Google Searches for a Bigger Penis

There’s a “strong association” between the number of evangelical Christians in a state and the number of Google searches in those states that have to do with wanting a bigger penis. A lot of Christians, apparently, want to compete with a…

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Book Review: Dirty Rocker Boys by Bobbie Brown

Came out in 2013. Bobbie Brown was that super hot blonde chick in that music video Cherry Pie by Warrant. This chick https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.b0dl-e1HGKYRw6pKBAXhdAHaJI&pid=15.1 I happen to also think that song is one of the worst and most annoying songs…

Politics

So the PRO ACT passed...

https://www.npr.org/2021/03/09/975259434/house-democrats-pass-bill-that-would-protect-worker-organizing-efforts And Biden is *definitely* all for it https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2021/03/09/statement-by-president-joe-biden-on-the-house-taking-up-the-pro-act/ Reason magazine does a pretty good job of summing up the same criticisms and concerns I have. Not having as many options to move about clubs at-will is in my biased opinion, definitely a…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Back Open - But Not Really

So it’s back open, 7 days from what their Instagram page states....however I drove by on a Sunday evening about 8 or so and saw the place abandoned. Last night I made another trip…

Club 15

Lake Hopatcong, New Jersey

Not what I was expecting but pleasantly surprised!

Got the itch to return to Club 15 to see if much had changed. Was hoping to run into a dancer who I have known in the past. Arrived about 9 pm.…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Monday after opening back up at hanks

Stopped into the old dive hanks a couple Monday's ago, no temp check and 5 dollar cover.there was about a dozen patrons including myself and 6 dancers or so. Most were white and one AA…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Go on a Thursday!

Visited Imperial on a Thursday which is $80 VIP Night around 9:30 PM. I had to pay cover at the door. I forgot if it was 10-20 bucks. Check their IG for the…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

1st visit, impressed

Well I usually hit up the dives in Detroit. H8 and bogarts. But after spending time at both on this day and with the lack of consistent talent I decided I would step it…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Getting a little better during Covid recovery

Met several friends here on a recent Friday night to help keep our sanity during Covid. They recently extended closing time from 10PM to 11PM following relaxed Covid restrictions. Early start of 2 PM (during Covid)…

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Just Plain Nuts

https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-who-fell-prey-to-q-anon-and-went-viral-for-destroying-a-target-mask-display-recounts-her-pandemic-year-100021030.html Hey Everybody, please forgive this woman so she can go back to buying Versace clothing and get botox treatments. I can't believe she's only 35, she looks 50 in the photos thanks to all the injections. Not getting a lot of sympathy…

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Most chicken shit traffic ticket your have received.

Back in the 70's during the Arab oil embargo the federal government reduced the maximum speed on all interstates to 55mph to conserve on fuel. I was doing my part by car pooling it when possible. So my rider and…

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Difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A hippo is a large heavy animal. A zippo is a little lighter. ........... Two guys were out on a boat and had no way to light their Marlboros. One guy throws a Marlboro in the water and it…

Showgirls Inc.

Miami, Florida

Just stopped in.

Actually stopped by stir crazy first tonight. Got there like 10 minutes to midnight and the door is locked. Bummer. I didn’t know they’re closing at midnight now. Confirmed with the bouncer as he led…

Le Girls Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Le Girls--Just Okay Experience

Used to go to Le Girls occasionally prior to the pandemic and decided to go this past weekend. First time since this stuff all started. The club itself isn't in the best part…

Bucks Cabaret Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Bucks Cabaret Dallas pleasantly surprised me

Visiting Texas again... and after a drama filled night at my fave Dallas club The Lodge I needed a new club tonight. Got to Baby Dolls early and had dinner there, but was not my…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

It’s getting better, but will it ever be Normal???

Flight Club Tuesday night, arrived about 8:30-9:00 PM. Valet $8.00, cover $15.00, temperature check at the door. No sign in sheet for me this time.( I think that part is over). The lower bar is straight…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Always a good time at BD Dallas

One of my favorite strip clubs in the country and went late January when was in Dallas for business. The big plus during this visit was that they had a lot hot girls…

Club SinRock

Renton, Washington

Club Sin rock

I went here on Friday in the evening. The parking was fairly full so I had to look around for a spot. Right off the bat when I entered, I was greeted by the security/entrance…

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When stripclubs start hiring robots

Robots would probably do a better job than this. I have found what I believe to be the most un-sexy pole dancing in the history of the world. Note: I did not go looking for this; it found me…

Politics

Which country is more racist- the UK or the USA?

Title says it all.

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Who's paying this?

Ok, so I'm going to start by saying these bitches are retarded, or you all are. Taylor is a cracked out blonde who can't even get a beer correct. They only have 1…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

Just a neighborhood bar with eye candy

That was my first visit after restraining myself for a year due to covid. The club is rectangular with a decent area. One side is reserved for the regulars with pool tables adjacent to it.…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Surprisingly Good

Checked out Bogarts a few weeks ago...first time after the re-open. I wish they would have redone a few things...but of course that did not happen. I went there about 7 pm...so 3 hours before…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Surprisingly Good

Checked out Bogarts a few weeks ago...first time after the re-open. I wish they would have redone a few things...but of course that did not happen. I went there about 7 pm...so 3…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

Great return to the Rhino

Overall great time. It was only $3 to get in. I got there after 5. They have a special on well drinks on Tuesdays for only $2.50. The bartender wasn’t around…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Hong Kong Re Opens

Visited the Hong Kong Club the first week it reopened on March 8. The club is back to normal like it was in November, with some mask wearing, and entrance checking. The scene…

Taboo 24 Miami

Miami, Florida

New-ish club, decent time

This one caught my eye because I drove past it often for work. I tried stopping 2 other times during the week (after 5pm) but both times it was closed. Seems to have just recently…

Tijuana

Burner Phone to use while in TJ

Hey guys, how much is for a burner phone with data, and where can I get one while I am in TJ?

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Screwing over Jesus

"Church Treasurer Arrested for Stealing $150,000 and Spending It on Porn Website" — https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/03/11/church-treasurer-arrested-for-stealing-150000-and-spending-it-on-porn-website/ "The treasurer of St. Paul Lutheran Church in Latrobe, Pennsylvania allegedly stole more than $150,000 from the church’s bank account between 2015 and 2019, deposited it into his…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Pretty Good Time, But Stay Away from the Outrageously Priced Private Rooms

I stopped by Flashdancers Downtown [formerly New York Dolls; same owners] again for the first time since Covid recently. Things aren't quite up to par yet, but little by little, they are reopening. When you…

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strip clubs nyc - need friends and help!

hey ladies! anyone know of any strip clubs in nyc where i dont need a social security card? i have my birth certificate and license. im new to this whole thing, if someone can help me get into a club…

The Piccadilly Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Pleasant little hole-in-the-wall black club

This is an interesting hole in the wall club, which I've read about and been intrigued about for years, and finally had a chance to visit recently. Cover charge was $10 on a Wednesday…

Tijuana

Eating in Tijuana

What taco stands and restaurants do you recommend? Tacos el Franc , tacos gallito , Caesar’s have been recommended.

Bucks Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Large, pleasant, mostly AA club

Huge, spacious place. Large center stage with two dancers. About 50 girls working this Tuesday night. Probably 80% of them were African American, the rest mostly white. Very nice looking, shapely girls.…

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Covid and masturbation.

Single Americans have taken sex into their own hands since the pandemic began. The average single person is masturbating three times per day, according to new research. A poll of 2,005 single Americans found three in 10 are masturbating more…

Lace Wayne

Wayne, New Jersey

Really nice time in a shitty pandemic

I stopped by after midnight on a Wednesday evening. There were many cars in the lot and it appeared busy. No bouncer and no door fee to enter. Not sure if this is typical or…

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The connections between friends: the judge and the strip club owner

https://www.wgrz.com/article/news/crime/connections-between-western-new-york-friends-judge-strip-club-owner/71-33e60801-033d-41a0-bb0c-ede159af958c

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Good not great

Went in on a Tuesday night. Paid a $5 cover. Reasonable. Sat at the bar. Female bartender was talking to male bartender, she looked at me as I sat down and the right back to…

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The Show must go on!

Wall on ESPN Columbia set collapses on announcer and another announcer hesitates then keeps speaking. https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/news/espn-colombia-host-gets-crushed-by-a-falling-wall-during-live-broadcast-and-his-co-host-kept-talking/ar-BB1esol5?ocid=msedgntp

Politics

The New Age of Empire: How Racism and Colonialism Still Rule the World...

The title of the book says it all.

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Venture Back to The Club Following Covid Break

Following a long year of avoiding the clubs due to Covid, I decided to venture back out the other afternoon with a friend similarly deprived.  While I'm sure that I'll get blasted for being a…

Pleasure Dome

White Haven, Pennsylvania

Not your mother's strip club

Went there for the first time as a bachelor party and clearly we had no idea what we were in for. This place is wild, full nude butt plugs galore. The girls were aggressive in…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Fc review

I haven't been to the club in a long time so I decided to stop by this past Friday. Got there around 930. Parked with the valet. Once inside your temp is checked by one…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

This club could do better

So I visited this club on a cold day in Feb last week. Though there were lot of cars parked in the lot, there were hardly any customers inside and there were many dancers, round…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

A perfect 10 @ perfect 10

I read a bunch of reviews about this place, so I decided to check it out while I was in town. It was a slow afternoon, not a lot of peeps. I set by the…

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Fastest you’ve gone

A post about cars a few weeks ago had me remembering an epic ride in a ’68 Corvette. When I was still in my teens and living at home I lived across the street from a hot shot mechanic/street…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Kittens afternoon visit

Had time (and a few $$ to spend) so decided to check out Kittens, and realized it had been over a year since I had visited any strip club, wow, first time in my adult…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

A Religious Pilmgrimage

Last week and again this week I made a religious pilgrimage back to the “Church.” It’s still the same, spacious, well appointed club that it always was. There is a $5 cover in the afternoons. I…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Breakfast was good.

Arrived at about 1115 to a nearly empty lot. Walked in with a $5 cover with a temperature check performed and a mask required. No name required thou. The staff and dancers on stage…

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Heterosexual Men Act Differently Around Women With Visibly Erect Nipples.

Your tax dollars at work. In 2020, psychologists from the State University of New York at Oswego looked at how heterosexual men and women perceived women with nipple erections. In part 1 of the study, participants were shown randomized slides with…

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Last Saturday Night

Amanda came over for dinner on Saturday night.  We had a perfectly normal, dull suburban evening. We ate dinner.  Then we all watched a movie (BFG – the Big Friendly Giant) with our twins.     Amanda stayed for about another hour…