If you could launch anyone into space...

13 comments

• Tetradon

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  3 years ago

  The genocidal, repressive, lying Xi Jinping. Easy one.
• herbtcat

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  3 years ago

  Just so I'm clear on what you're asking. Leave them there with no WiFi? :p
• misterorange

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  3 years ago

  AOC - But I'd fuck 'er first.
• Warrior15

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  3 years ago

  Icey Loco ?
• nicespice

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  3 years ago

  Lol I wouldn’t be surprised if the petition goes past 150k by tomorrow. I’m sure quite a few would pick Kim Jong Un
• Nidan111

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  3 years ago

  My ex wife !!!! Hands down!!!
• shailynn

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  3 years ago

  So many people I know personally but naming them here would be meaningless to you guys. My life would be so much better without them!
• ATACdawg

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  3 years ago

  Do we have to pick just one?
• shadowcat

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  3 years ago

  The list is long, but distinguished.
• Cashman1234

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  3 years ago

  I think AOC would be my choice. If there are any open seats - I’d like to see Xi Jinping - and Putin take a ride too!
• ATACdawg

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  3 years ago

  Let's include Trump with Putin and Xi. Also, put one parachute on board for them to fight over - and make sure that the "parachute" is actually a 60-pound anvil!
• DoctorPhil.

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  3 years ago

  as a space geneious i must inform u that an anvil would be rendundant. the important variable is the heat shield however the bezo flight will be suborbital so it will definitely return to earth and the heating of the heat shield will be limited heat how much heat can the heat shieild take? just ask urself how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood and u will have an answer your welcome
• gothamyte

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  3 years ago

  George Zimmerman