No, really ... this one should make everyone angry

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Call.Me.Ishmael
Rhode Island
Right, yesterday's model (Riae) fell well short of getting anyone truly riled up over my taste in women. This one (Emily Boring) should do the trick...

https://www.instagram.com/embodoe/

I will admit, though, that given a choice (lol) I would pick Riae over Emily.

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rattdog
4 years ago
emily wins handily for me over the other one.

emily pro:

awesome thick body. big ass, thick thighs and nice round tits. definitely has the right hardware to get me off in the friction room.

emily con:

below kinda makes me a little "angry:"

lack of hair on top of her head. sinead o'connor look or however one wants to describe that is just not sexy.

also tats overload. a few ok and fine. she's probably going to get a few more before the end of the month. even after that's done still wouldn't notice the difference.
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Call.Me.Ishmael
4 years ago
I dated a woman who shaved her head. The big bonus? ... she could be ready for a night out in record time. Never had to do her hair. It was great.
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misterorange
4 years ago
Nah, the bald thing is too much for me. I'll take the one with the serpent tongue.
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Muddy
4 years ago
I'll been craving a bald chick, it would have to be the right chick though not that one though, she's just not doing it for me.
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Muddy
4 years ago
But I shave my head too and we would match, now based on a thread I just posted I would look like a phony hypocrite. So right now it's a no until I can atleast grab a hat.
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Icee Loco (asshole)
4 years ago
Shes fuckable.
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whodey
4 years ago
The shaved head and excessive artwork aren't my preferred look, but she has a hot body so I wouldn't turn her down at the club.
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TFP
4 years ago
With a body like that I can look last the lack of head hair. A ton of tattoos aren't usually my thing but once again with a body like that they wouldn't bother me.
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twentyfive
4 years ago
Getting angry is a waste of time you do what you enjoy I’ll have no problem enjoying my own hotties.
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Heellover
4 years ago
She's got a great body! I think she's pretty hot just based on that!
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goodyman
4 years ago
meh, fake lips, angles make her body look much better than it probably is in person. There alot of chicks like this in chicago
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Call.Me.Ishmael
4 years ago
"angles make her body look much better than it probably is in person"

Maybe, but I wouldn't mind confirming that in person...
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gammanu95
4 years ago
Dude, she is BALD with FACIAL and SCALP tattoos! I know you know that, but only if she were throwing herself at me promising every form of cock worship and edging known and unknown to mankind would I even begin to consider her.
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Call.Me.Ishmael
4 years ago
lol
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skibum609
4 years ago
Not my type.
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crosscheck
4 years ago
Not my personal cup of tea, but hey, to each their own.
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rickdugan
4 years ago
Enjoy what you enjoy. Why would anyone get angry about that?

To me it's a shame to see a young woman do that to herself. There will definitely come a day where she regrets those choices. But it's more sad than anger provoking.
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Call.Me.Ishmael
4 years ago
I'm not actually trying to get anyone angry. Similar to how Icee likes to post links to women that he knows will get a negative reaction for no other reason to stir up a flame war, I was doing the same but tongue-in-cheek.

But I do find these women sexy and attractive.
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blahblahblah23
4 years ago
For some reason I like this one more than that riae however the fuck that is spelled.
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Cashman1234
4 years ago
I find her to be sexier than the girl you posted previously.

In my view - a girl who has the balls (no desertscrub - not a tranny) - to shave her head and show it off - is pretty impressive. She looks great partially shaved too!

I’m interested to hear from the council of ricks regarding her display of a tiger in her body art.
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